HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T!!!!

+7

i love you

+7

i love that movie... and fearcondom

+7

Clint Eastwood can kick Chuck Norris's ass.

+16

He has his father's eyes and his other father's guns.

+4

I wanted to be this man for most of my high school and college years. That or James Bond.

+5

He don't need people reminding him his age.

+15

Again....when i click on a fearcondom ytmnd, I know im not wasting my time.

+8

A fist full of 5s, sir.

+6

The epitome of badassery.

+3

HOLY F*CKING SH*T FEARCONDOM KILL ME NOW PLZZZZ!!! OMG dude..

when i saw this ytmnd.. i soooo wanted it to be by fearcondom. and guess what. it was. fearcondom is the most awsomest person on ytmnd, sure beats max by 9000 points. so as you can see fearcondom's powers are well above 9000.

-5

it is a shame that all the primo talented users (including primarily myself ) quit making sites on YTMND, i suppose the majority of the remaining users cant get enough of these kinds of sites (4.78 wow that is going to give fearcondom a power boost -- expecting 3513 more sites from fearcondoms private dvd pool aka ghostbusters van damme clint eastwood ninja turtles willy wonka mario brothers ready and waiting for the next top notch juxtaposition max goldberg) #?!

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it's always a sad sight when people cry about the good ole days but do absolutely nothing about it except bitch and moan. You're pathetic because instead of creating and working hard at your craft you choose to sh*t all over other people's work, bringing them down in a failed attempt to console your hollow pride. You don't have to like what i do, but for Christs sake stop sh*tting in my picnic basket and get a life.

+26

Thats funny. Has Directory *Really* ever made a good YTMND? Fearcondom has. By the bowl-full.

+4

wow fearcondom really stick up directory up the pole and set the hay underneath him on fire!!!!!!

-1

I looked at Directory's top rated sites, most of them are ytmnds about ytmnd. Thats a fail tbh.

NostalgiaTMND: First epiosode of Reno 911 had this

All the users giving fearcondom virtual high fives here, while having no clue who directory is, is clear proof of exactly what he posted.

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who is directory?

+10

I can understand if you don't like fearcondom's brand of humor, but the typical whining Directory does pretty much without fail whenever fearcondom makes a site is far more annoying than fearcondom's sites could ever be. 3513 more fearcondom sites means 3513 more comments making Directory sound like the bitter teenager who's unpopular in high school. And pretending Directory's content earns him this "obscure, under-the-radar legend of a user" status is laughable.

+8

what the f*ck is the internet?

+5

so far its about 500 people's opinion vs. directory, and the handful of other jealous souls that aren't as creative or have the ability to tap into the primal humor of mid-aged male and female brains. Here are some pointers... simple is better, although the DJIA dropping is humorous to some, the idea of Clint Eastwood gunning down a room full of Mexicans with ridiculous hats on is far superior for a 45 second viewing, and Fearcondom's DVD collection is the most complete I have ever seen.

+1

Epistemology of the Closet.

-7

hey - what happened to my pink?

+1

SURPRISE!

"stop sh*tting in my picnic basket". That is one for the ages. I can totally see Yogi Bear saying that.

+1

My mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him.

+7

Replying to the second comment for no reason.

-6

I mean 4th comment.

-6

It's cool how he's clearly not surprised - he just shot them anyway.

+18

Someone must have told him that there was going to be a surprise party. So he was sure to bring his gun.

+5

it's not his fault, that's just his natural reaction to a group of men making loud noises

+7

We'd do best to keep him away from Football Stadiums then.

+1

he wont have enough bullets for the whole stadium. or will he? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE!

He is like Bruce Lee. His body just reacts.

Hip! Hip! Harry!

+6

this site is a fistful of win

+17

He's mad because his birthday is not until tomorrow.

+23

Actually, his birthday was yesterday. He's mad because they forgot about it, and he got really sad.

+6

He also hates strawberry icing

+5

Our orders are to make sure he does not die, but also to make sure he regrets the day he was born.

Get three coffins ready. My mistake. Four coffins.

+5

One for mistake like that, and it'll be five.

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+3

<witty comment>

+10

<somewhat witty follow-up>

+8

<logical response lacking humor of any kind, soon to be -'d>

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<witty c-c-c-combo breaker>

+12

<:)>

+7

<random non sequitur >

+9

<I have a big penis>

+7

7th

+2

</ laundry >

+1

is this where you leave the replies?

+3

<additional generic ytmnd comment>

+1

<gurgling gastrointestinal sounds>

+1

someone doing it wrong

+1

<a href="http://www.killthejews.com">

-8

<a million dollars>

+2

<claim of cuff-breaking abilities>

+3

Don't scare me like that!

+2

Supplies!

+18

+1,000,000 for exploding cake on the table.

+7

Best f*cking YTMND I've seen in a while man.

+5

"But, Michael Moore, if you ever show up at my front door with a camera - I'll kill you." -Clint Eastwood

+7

Description alone makes this a 5.

+3

Alright! Great job!!! Very funny! 5/5

+3

fearecomdom makes a good site: the ytmnd

+4

Def, one of my fav... :)

+2

fearcondom is unstoppablleeee!!!!!

+6

Dude, you're like the master of detail. Love the exploding cake and exploding balloon head.

+5

for a few fives more!

+5

or, A fistfull of fives

+4

fearcondom's netflix based ytmnd #358253 it sucks

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http://i38.tinypic.com/35d98d0.jpg

+12

Win.

+2

He's mad because his birthday was actually on 9/27

+3

It seems they were the ones surprised.

+2

5'd for description.

+2

best site ever

+2

funny shizzle

+2

LOL this is great

+3

gotta be one of the best i've seen

+2

It's not the surprise he hates. It's the disappointment in how that cake can't possibly contain a stripper.

+4

he actually holds the world record for the quickest stoppage of a sausage party

+13

Very Nice! Your work is always above my expectations. Bravo, my fellow MoN.

Didn't Segal hate little kids in exactly the same way just a month ago?

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http://i38.tinypic.com/2craujr.gif

+2

Wait a minute...

-3

Nice site but rated way to high

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thanks for taking care of that for me

+10

Not bad, but the ending was too easy to see coming.

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i'll make sure to complicate things next time

+10

Banner: "Your Killing Us Buster"

USSRPRISE!

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+1

vote or die

+3

I did, I voted 1

You know I had been waiting for you to comment "1" on a site that would somehow appropriate for a response of "Juan." This was that site, and you 1'd it without a comment, ya blew it.

+2

darthwang, i would like to just share my opnion. as a person who likes to one star everything you fail. you see you have to make it your art while being funny. i would have thought you would be a man with a good sense of humor if you 1 starred this and said "SURPRISE!!!!" lol,

+3

DarthWang isn't a downvoter...

-3

To the people who -'d me, hes a downvoter because he has over 14,000 5stars and under 3,000 1stars. yep hes a downvoter.

-1

In Icecream's defense, I've never been able to determine what all those sites are that DarthWang is 5ing. Are there really that many Khan sites? Seems suspicious to me. Just sayin' is all.

Funny. That being said, 4.75 my ass.

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-3

http://clintturns78.ytmnd.com/

MWHAHAHA, that's fantastic!

YESYES !!!!!

+1

i didn't hear what the bet was

your life

+1

clint leetwood

+2

needs a door opening sound effect

+1

halp!

added- also: light switch flick- thanks for caring

+1

Fearcondom, reply to my comment!

^ 5 hank!

At this point, you don't need my five.

-3

This is about the fifth ytmnd I've seen lately that, while great, has an outrageously high rating.

-1

Well, now we know why there is no Santa...

+1

Did he fire six shots or only five?

+2

I gots to know

you wanna know? http://uwannaknow.ytmnd.com/

Well, if I decided to rush him because i thought he was reloading, I'd die. Does that answer it?

omfg this is awesome.

+1

thank god its not fancy pants.

the man with no birthday

+1

I give this a fistful of stars.

Whatever the opposite of laughing is, I just did that.

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I guess the opposite of laughing at a ytmnd is whoring for attention in the comments page.

+8

I guess the opposite of being a good featured user is being a little bitch

+4

uhh chronster, why is it assumed that the "attention whores" of this site are the users posting in the comments pages rather than the users posting recycled site ideas and begging for ever higher ratings? hmmmmm?

SURPRISE!!!

+1

Yes! I have to go watch this movie again now.

You've done it! New Talent on 60 Minutes has been supplanted! Well done!

XD

Now this is an epic win

title should be clint eastwood hates surprises

LOL!!

epic

LMFAO!

HAY, BLONDIE! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? YOU'RE JUST A SON OF A BITCH! *bang*

!

Old Age is a killer

the next surprise party will be the baxters throwing one for the rojos! it will be a huge success!

+5 for party hats

He loves it beacuse it gives him a reason to shoot people.

+2

^this

totally ripped this off from the pilot of Reno 911

+3

the f*ck happened to the sound

-3

Seriously guys, this isn't that great

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it's original

+4

Yeah...because no one on ytmnd has ever edited a birthday party into a movie scene

-2

4 stars because SOMEHOW you distracted me enough to forget that he's obviously going to shoot everybody in the room

saw the joke a mile away

+2

this took a lot of effort, and it was worth it, 5

el oh el - lawl - for the win Dr-L337 approved!

CINQO!!

great stufff

I have always wanted to downvote a very deserving site. It feels good!

im proud of you again.

lol 5/5

-2

THEN FIVE IT

+3

Haha, brilliant. I don't know why, it's just really funny for some reason.

he was aiming for the balloons as a party trick....he's just a really f*cking terrible shot

You all think this is numba 1? You 10! You all numba 10!

F*ck New Talent on 60 Minutes.

-1

The banded Powers of Satan hasting on [ 85 ] With furious expedition; for they weend That self same day by fight, or by surprize

i know, right? i always just post the next 3 lines but it always seems to be eerily apt

I love that movie! plus your site is funny, as are the keywords and the description....

That Was Metal!

&#9733;FAV!&#9733;

GOD DAMN IT WHY DOES THE STAR NEVER WORK

Logged in to fav

-1

Instant classic

Wow, great job

That was pretty awesome.

well....i was gonna laugh at it...but the keyword made me feel too guilty too.....

This is made with win.

LOL THIS IS MY neWEST BESTEST

Getting a hit in 1 out of 20 sites isn't bad. Sadly this isn't one of them.

-4

So you're a queer, aren't you?

The Ace of Spades! The Ace of Spades!

I'm glad I couldn't make it on time.

When was the last time you had to make a conscious decision not to let something eat you?

-1

see, THIS is a #1 site, not that sh*tty tom hanks thing

-1

Missed this one lol. Congrats on top rated status

haha

good time!

"Go ahead, make my day."

Best ytmnd I've seen so far

SUPPLIES.

+1

LOL wow thank you for that laugh

sfghsfhdfgjdghj

Holy f*ck.

It's ok, he finds the gold hidden in the cemetery.

This is like fifth highest rated. And all was well.

rofl

So when you stole this idea did you know it would get in the top 10?

-1

g1