So, I don't get it. Is he black?

+29

Clearly Obama doesn't know that he doesn't need a whole cabinet full of cleaners - If he did he'd know he's not a black man.

+1

He even ADMITS his mother is HHHWHITE!

+12

no, he's a n*gg*r

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he's mexican

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He's Macedonian.

+2

I thought he was Irish

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He even ADMITS his mother is white!

+5

The U.S. and the amazing technicolour dream president.

+6

He's a DUDE, playing a DUDE, disguised as another DUDE!!

+25

I bet his intern mistress will be a honky.

+1

I got a record of this guy. It skips too.

+3

He's also not an American, considering that he was born in Africa

-1

He was born in Hawaii, Mad Dog. You may be thinking about his father.

Wanna bet? http://tinyurl.com/3zhegt

+1

But he's a genuine chocolate face.

+12

bang bang skeet skeet n*gg*

+7

Ollllllld cinnamon lips.

NO MAKEUP!

+1

Is he a gray man? A tan man? A brown man? WHAT IS HE?!?!?!

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At least we can be certain that James David Manning is a dumbass.

+10

HE IS A LEGO!

+3

No, he is a Jedi.

-1

UNLIMITED POWAHH!!! (fearcondom's site rocked)

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He's a scatman.

+25

he's the man end of story

Particle Man

Person man.

+1

Triangle Man

Can't wait to cash my vote.

-2

Wow, That's pretty good I guess the only thing better would be five friends on any network free.

+11

YOU'RE STILL A DING DONG

+2

You are NOT VOTING FOR A BLACK PRESIDENT MY BROTHERS AND MAH SISTAS

+1

...and my White Brovas and my Sistahs...

+2

he can talk he tan talk HE CAN TALK!

+4

That's what's so insane about this. Oh, and John Mccain IS a black man when he's The Batman.

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Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

I CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

+2

The son of a Kenyan Muslim and a Hawaiian Athiest ... meh

+1

HE IS NOT EVEN FROM THE HOOD. OUTRAGEOUS

+7

No edits?

+1

Shut up! Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a f*cking fork up your ass!

+3

KKK KKK KKK KKK

-2

John McCain is not white! He's old!

+13

he's not white, he's pigmently challenged

+5

dehydrated babies

+3

moon man for president

+2

Beat me to it.... MOON MAN '08

HE IS NOT A BLACK MAN!!

+1

"He's not from the 'hood?" So if you're a child of black parents who did grow up in the "'hood" but managed to get out, go to school, get decent jobs, and move to the suburbs, you're not really black? Is this guy TRYING to hurt the cause of black empowerment?

+5

yes

+2

Well, f*ck, this changes my perspective ENTIRELY! Thank you, Mr. Black Preacher Guy!

He's a oreo, black on the outside, white politician on the inside. Hey wait, that makes him rotten as well

-5

*AN Oreo.

HE'S BAHRAYSHOW! HE'S BAHRAYSHOW!

+4

I don't care if he's plaid with purple polka dots, I'm still voting for him

+1

Oh, also 1 for direct rip

-3

But what if he is WHITE? Do you think America is ready for a white president?

+14

Liberals can't even handle a little joke, I laughed at all the McCain ones and I still voted them high. Don't downvote because of your affiliation.

+1

I don't care who they make fun of, as long as they are humorous and not intended as a serious political message. This gets an 1 in my book for being identical to something you would find in a 527 ad, only even less original.

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I understand what your say Logo. It's to bad not everyone takes that view on political ytmnds.

+1

I'm a liberal and I laughed at the sheer ridiculousness of this guy, so maybe instead of running your mouth, N51, you should think about going and f*cking yourself. Also, if you knew DarthWang at all, you'd know he was downvoting for it being a direct rip. Like he stated.

i'm neither conservative, nor liberal i just desprately want the country to work right regaurdless of ideology, and frankly mcain scares the sh*t out of me. he wants to be like teddy roosevelt a hundred years ago, and basically militarize our foriegn policy even though we cant afford even our current level of involvement. china on the other hand, for all its faults has their act together and is concentrating on economic growth by any means neccisary.

oh they'll take what they want, (taiwan) they're just going to take their time about it and make sure taiwan is isolated (you know once we cant aford to send them weaponds), and they can afford to take over. since they dont listen to "joe six packs" they do things carefully and logically they can achieve their goals and not leave things to chance.

China's in for a world of domestic hurt, believe me. They can only rape their environment and oppress their citizens for so much longer before there's a serious f*cking backlash. They're best bet is probably to become increasingly militaristic and divert people's attention from internal problems. This is going to be an ugly century.

im votin for busch lol polandddddddd

+2

Bob Barr (or Ralph Nader for me if the douchebags/f*ggots in Connecticut do not let Barr on the ballot)

A person has to be pretty gullible to vote for Obama, considering that he rips off all his ideas from Lyndon Johson

+1

If you think Bob Barr is a real libertarian, you're the one with gullibility issues.

He's far more libertarian than John McCain, Barack Obama and virtually everyone else running. That's all that matters.

That's not saying much, but fair enough. I personally can't trust someone who blamed high gas prices on the Sierra Club and thinks the Voting Rights Act should be repealed.

Bob Barr only gets reluctant support from me if it makes you feel any better. Since he is not on the ballot, at least not yet, Nader will probably end up with my vote.

*not in the ballot in the state of connecticut, but in 45 other states*

Jesus, I rest my case, it's just a damn site cretincretin. Of course you have to be offended because of what I said? I think this guy is a whacko too, so just laugh at the site and drop it.

It was just a funny site until you're "liberals can't handle a little joke" comment. You made this personal, buddy.

*your

white mama + white poppa = white baby. black mama + white poppa = black baby. white mama + black poppa = black baby. black mama + black poppa = black baby.

+4

Correct.

-1

Dumbasses.

-2

Public Enemy is never wrong.

what a lunatic

+2

BYE-RAY-SHUL!!!!!1

+5

OBAMA! Obama is a long legged mac daddy he pimps hoes as well

"IVE GOT 8 HOES"

+1

HE EVEN ADMITS THAT HIS MOTHER IS WHITE!!! HE IS BI RACIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he's not even from the hood... wtf?

"CASH YO VOTE"

+2

he is the son of a black man from kenya and a white man from kansas

+10

100% correct.

SOYLENT GREEN IS NOT GREEN

+5

GREEN IS NOT GREEN, IT IS A MIXTURE OF BLUE AND YELLOW. IT IS LYING TO YOU!

LMAO OMG THIS IS AWESOME AND IT LOOPS SO WELL

I honestly don't get this "DURRR HE'S NOT BLACK ENOUGH FOR ME TO VOTE FOR HIM!" stuff. If Obama's black enough to be hated by cross-burners, then why's this guy being so nitpicky?

"He even ADMITS that his mother is white!" What, like it was a secret or something?

+2

the loop is perfect

wow n*gg*rs are so retarded

-3

Correct, I wish I could just smack that guy in the face and say "He has the same skin tone as you do you f*cking retard, even money says you've got some white up in your family tree too, in fact you can bank on ANYONE not directly immigrating to the US from Afrika having some white in there somewhere... so I guess you are not a black man either... but I think his father actually being from Afrika makes him blacker than you..."

-1

all black people in the us are biracial. in fact they're on average 40% european if not more. this guy is hysterical.

Obama! That's where you first saw his name -- that's the first place I saw it on two great big ol' tits!

... aka, "PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE vote for this black guy, white people from the South."

would have been funnier if he didn't repeat himself so much. As it stands, though, I guess it just makes him look sillier.

HES NOT A BLACK MAN HES NOT A BLACK MAN HES NOT A BLACK MAN HES NOT A BLACK MAN HES NOT A BLACK MAN HES NOT A BLACK MAN HES NOT A BLACK MAN HES NOT A BLACK MAN HES NOT A BLACK MAN HES NOT EVEN FROM THE HOOD HES NOT A BLACK MAN HES NOT A BLACK MAN HES NOT A BLACK MAN HES NOT A BLACK MAN HES NOT A BLACK MAN HES NOT A BLACK MAN HES NOT A BLACK MAN HES NOT A BLACK MAN

+2

HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL HES BIRACIAL

+3

Someone remix this into a kick *ss song.

+6

You got it. ;)

+2

http://black-man.ytmnd.com/

+2

This is funny but honesty, ANYONE who casts a vote even remotely based on race is an idiot! Picking a qualified president has absolutely nothing to do with what color their skin is and the fact that this man (and I'm sure others) are promoting the idea that it is, makes me sick.

+1

This should be countered with Obama singing "Im Black Ya'll! I'm Black Ya'll! I'm Bligity Black Ya'll!"

+1

lol

I have seen this guy.....most obnoxious thing I have seen in a while

This guy sounds a little bit like the Spirit of Truth.

Long-legged mack-daddy.

A long legged macdaddy! ROFL

A Long Legged Mac Daddy?

I'm not that guy's brother...

I'm not sure I understand what this guy's trying to get across. Is Obama black or not?

+1

All signs point to yes.

4

he is a loud person

damn i gotta get me some of this show

lol, pastor manning. i am subscribed to him on youtube for a steady supply of lulz.

The buttons on his suit look like nipples.

tv robbing bike stealers

Wow, what an *ssh*le!

+1

BYE-RASHOW

+1

HE'S NOT EVEN FROM THA HOOD.

+1

He is a n*gg*r

-1

You kick ass.

i wanna vote for a long legged mac daddy!

So, he's not a black man, right?

2004

-1

lol, racist blacks.

+1

HE IS NOT A BLACK MAN! HE IS NOT A BLACK MAN! HE IS NOT A BLACK MAN! HE IS NOT A BLACK MAN! Wow, glad he cleared that up so definitively.

"He even ADMITS his mother is white", like he should somehow be ashamed of that lol.

This actually makes sense for him to do, if you think about it. This guy's a religious fundamentalist whose major claim to fame is that he's 'very black'. Offensively racially-biased, he will vote a black man into office regardless of qualifications. If he can't have that, he'll vote the most conservative religious choice into office (Republican). He's a f*cking raving loony to anyone with half a mind but it at least makes sense internal to him and his flock.

James David Manning can see that Barack Obama isn't a black man. But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

+3

it's cause kids LOVE the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!!

+1

Math and science wouldn't be such an issue in the U.S. if they were taught in this format. "PI R SQUARED, PI R SQUARED, PI R SQUARED, PI R SQUARED!!!... THE AREA OF A CIRCLE IS PI R SQUARED MY WHITE BROTHERS AND SISTAS. IT'S PI R SQUARED. SIN/COS= TAN, SIN/COS=TAN, NO COT YOU DUMB N&^%$R, TANGENT!!! "

+2

holy crap I get the point...so anyways about that black guy running for president.....

+1

So what?

Race is only based on skin color, it's an idea that separates people along strong physical lines, rather then simply your pigment. He looks black to me, therefor he is black(to me). Racist groups hate him for being black, not a black lover, thats enough for me. He is bi-ethnic, didn't really grow up from the stereotypical black american who's ancestors were slaves of white men and women.

Even worse! He's not even a MAN! :o And he admits to having a mother? That's such a pussy move! Mothers are what's ruining this country! FROM DA HOOOOOOOOOOOD! I think my head hurts from this site...

+1

The Honorable Clown James David Manning, PhD

+1

HE'S A LONG-LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN

this guy is f*cking moron...so is obama

So...is he not a black man?

I will never forgive this country if it fails to elect obama.

+2

He's a BI-RACIAL!! HE'S A BI-RACIAL!!! FIFTY YEARS AGO WE'D HAVE YOU 50 PERCENT UPSIDE DOWN WITH HALF A FORK IN YOUR ASS!! HE'S A BI-RACIAL!!

+1

Da na na NA NA na na na nuh, da na NA NA na na na nuh Black man, black man, black man... OOF! WHAP! POW!

+1

In America, half Black is all Black.

He's a long-legged mack daddy? *LOL*

So you're only black if you're from the hood?

Yes.

+2

And you use food stamps.

+1

And you like chubby white women.

that guys video is hillarious

whatever you say Bobcat Goldthwait

Is he a furry? Half human, half monkey?

remix puts this to shame

HE REPEATS HIMSELF! HE REPEATS HIMSELF!

+1

This negroid is correct. You are voting for a Jewish puppet. Voting for him is voting for the Multicultural agenda aka GENOCIDE AND ENSLAVEMENT OF THE WHITE RACE.

-1

HE'S A LONG LEGGED MAC-DADDY!!!

he's not even from the hooood!

HE IS NOT EVEN FROM DA HOOD.

What about John McCain? He's black, isn't he? I mean one of them has to be.

Because all black people are from the hood. Way to enforce the stereotype, n*gg*r.

+2

Barack Obama is not black Lando IS

+3

Anybody who disses that commie f*g is cool in my book

-1

http://borat-comments-obama.ytmnd.com/

+1

Well this changes everything. I can't vote for a bi-racial candidate.

This is bizarrely hypnotic.

http://ifyoucallobamablack.ytmnd.com/

Jesus christ how I want to be a long legged mack daddy.

Obama is part N*gg*r part Honky and Part Arab. He is a Hybrid, i believe. kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk F*CK OBAMA

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N*gg*rs

I LOLed. Literally. That rarely happens when I'm on this site.

http://manning-in-southpark.ytmnd.com/

http://myblackmansgirl.ytmnd.com/

So, in order to be black, you have to be from "the hood"? I understood the point he was making, but that part was ig'nant. And for the record, Barack is Antarctican Jewish.

Further proof that blacks are the most predominant racist group left in the modern world, along with Muslims.