worst alllttttt

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WRONG!!!!!!!!

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I like how the guy with some of the actual worst alts here goes around pointing fingers at everyone else.

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You had me at the pirate picture.

this stimulates me on a daily basis

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dolphins need to ejaculate a lot

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one time i swam with dolphins, they ejaculated all over my face, and i kept the ejaculate as a souvenir

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VP babe vs Stud reporter.

yes

Propaganda. BLATANT propaganda. There's not even a hint of an... Alaskan twang in there. Do Alaskans even have twangs? Is her Alaskan twang really just a fake southern twang? Why is the word 'twang' in any way relevant to the political discourse in this country? Why does it matter whether she has a twang or not, aside from whether or not she was telling Geraldo to ejaculate and stimulate womens' nipples? Oh, well, I guess that is important. More on the twang at 11.

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Agreed.

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I bet she takes it in the ass

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[insert witty retort]

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That's what she gets paid for...

unf

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i 5d it before it started

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yum pirate

do dolphins engage in anal play for fun?

I ejaculate AND stimulate my nipples on a daily basis

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should have just cut it after the dolphin part. short and sweet.

I'm voting for the dolphin.

Fair, balanced reporting

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Like dolphins, Palins use echolocation to navigate and hunt, bouncing high-pitched sounds off of objects, and listening for the echoes.

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HOLY F*CK THIS IS AWESOME

Nailin' Paylin.

This is truly awful.

VOTE 08 END THIS THING ALEREADY DONCHAKNOW

what kind of a country do we live in where you cant utter the words "ejaculate" or "nipples" without undue retribution?

it was safe enough to air on national television on my show but its not safe for this armpit of the internet website. interesting.

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IT'S NOT SAFE FOR ARMPITS!!!!

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Geraldo is to interviews what Howard Stern is to, uh, interviews.

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woah, missed this one.

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