LOL5!

5 for *FESTOONED*

+7

Let's be fair to Jim though. Was ANYONE really paying attention to what Obama was saying?

Senator McCain mentioned Henry Kissinger, who's one of his advisers, who...just said that we should meet with Iran - guess what - without precondition. This is one of your own advisors.

+4

K.G.B.

i think festooned couldve been the real winner, instead we got "i got a pen, this is one is old"

-5

dont forget an orgy of spending.

+1

Lol! A politician used the word "orgy," and he wasn't even a Clinton!

+6

Jim at a forum in space.

+1

F*cking Genious

FBI... F... B... I...

-1

He's....seen things you people wouldn't believe.....

+1

Lehrer: "I drift in and out..."

+2

VladiMoon Mansky says: "KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB KGB"

it's original but kind of pointless

-3

the best thing i can say is you dodged a 1 because i was waiting for cat on a keyboard

-2

im surprised someone hasnt dont palin with "hey joe what doya know ...(insert inteligble folkisms)"

-3

30

seconds. Well actually you forgot Poland

"30 seconds lol funy jokes

Everything is politics.

fukin tripped out sh*t

5'd solely for Blade Runner.

+4

same here. Vangelis FTW!

nice edits, dosent really go anywhere tho

+6

are you talking about the site or the presidential debates?

+20

ZING!

+9

you get a five for that zinger.

+4

motherf*cker did you not see him go into the goddamn universe!? "doesn't really go anywhere" my ass.

+6

5 for surprising me by NOT having a cat on a keyboard.

+18

Jiiiiiiiiiiims iiiiiiiiiiiiiin spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

+11

epic

+1

Space the final frontier ...

+2

That is just downright CLASSY, man. Well done.

+3

this is so great

fesTOOONed

+2

KETAMINE

I've looked into Jim Lehrer's eyes and I saw three letters, a L, a S, and a D.

+16

THE MAN DOESN'T BLINK

I DONT BLINK. RIP AND TEAR. I DONT BLINK. RIP AND TEAR. I DONT BLINK. HAVE NO EYEBALLS. RIP AND TEAR.

Ahh, Jim Lehrer...used to watch him after Arthur when I was younger.

lol, politics

+2

So preposterous and overblown ridiculous that it works. Hilarious. Not many people can pull that off...they go for ridiculous and can't pull it off or fall short. You, my man.....well, that's just your trade. Another fearcondom classic.

Thank you for this.

-1 for no cat on a keyboard

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ya no funyfad = gay idiot u los

I looked into Mr. Putin's eyes ... those soft, brown beautiful eyes...

Dear Fearcondom, You have no idea what joy this ytmnd brought me. You see, I recently died in a fatal tractor trailer accident, in which said tractor trailer chopped the entire top of my car severing my head. I just want to let you know that you have a friend named me.

honest opinion: bad

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i'm sorry...but this is epic

If you add in COAKIS I will fav.

-6

FIne I'll Fav anyway.

-4

Don't abbreviate Cat on a Keyboard in Space

+5

ywyktjluyom

-2

Contact reference FTW?

-2

2008: A Debate Odyssey.

+5

haha

im pretty sure this is above my head. and jim is above all of ours.

definitely couldve been better

A K...

A G?

A KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KK

That's some right brain you have there...

I have to vote 5 on this

I watched Jim Lehrer glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

+7

all these moment will fade like the ink from my old pen

+6

time to die

+4

It's too bad he won't win....then again who does?

+4

A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies! A chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!

+7

He say you Brade Runner!

+2

Do McCains dream of electric pens?

+3

Do you make up these questions, Mr. Lehrer? Or do they write 'em down for you?

+2

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

+2

We need you, Jim Lehrer. You're our best and only friend.

+1

Needs actual sources please... But still five for epicness.

K.G.B.

amazingly, you all forgot poland

@fearcondem You have a knack to keep putting music from the Blade runner soundtrack in your ytmnd's. As long you keep doing that you have my 5 stars. btw Blade Runner is my favorite movie.

+1

I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOOOORLD

+1

SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID

+1 more if he met Carl Sagan in the light.

+1

ill sponsor if they kiss

+1

ALL night the dreadless Angel unpursu'd Through Heav'ns wide Champain held his way, till Morn, Wak't by the circling Hours, with rosie hand

+1

I've.... seen things... you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire, off the shoulder of Orion..... I watched, C-beams. glitter in the dark at Tanhausser gate. All those moments... were lost... in time... like tears, in rain.

+1

no words..*tear*..should have sent a poet

No Jim! Resist! It is just Bob Barr casting a spell on you! Noooo!!!

Six! Seven! Go to Hell or go to Heaven!

Breaking news: fearcondom makes a site that doesn't completely suck! Story at 11

-4

Great, but was expecting a cat a keyboard and outerspace.

-2

...These are the voyages of the Starship Lehrer....

+1

At first I was gonna five this because it reminded me of a site I had made a while ago, but when the ending just drops like that, I was left disatisfied.

-1

When I looked into fearcondom's eyes, I saw three letters: an F, an A, and a G

+1

Is that the Blade Runner theme?

+1

I looked in Pat Sajak's eyes and I saw six letters, a R, a S, a T, a L, a N, and an E.

+3

All those moments... lost.

+1

Blade Runner music makes this amazing.

5 for everything

Did he enter the monolith?

-1

my god--it's full of stars.

-1

my god--it's festooned with christmas ornaments.

-1

Its so beautiful... They should've sent a legislator.

+1

It was FESTOOOOOOOOONED with Christmas ornaments!

+1

Sexy Edits

Thank you and good night.

5 for Vangelis / Blade Runner music

+1

Also, "30".

BLADE RUNNER SOUND?

"Festooned" was the codeword. Watch out people, Jim has been activated.

+2

Nobody ever leaves the KGB.

RAWR!

i see three letters in this authors eyes F,A, and a G

+1

i like this one.

5ed for Blade Runner Music.

I thought keyboard cat was going to be put at the end

Oh! The majesty! The beauty of it all!

i looked into moonman's eyes and I saw a K, a K, and a K

-1

Don't you think Jim Lehrer looks kind of like a sad puppy? His eyes are so big and wet and innocent, your heart just kind of melts when you look into them. Whenever I watch the News Hour I always imagine a puppy sitting at his desk instead of him.

I find myself coming back to watch this multiple times a day, knowing exactly what is going to happen; but I still laugh. That's good.

Kay...Gee...Bee

1 for no "30".

-5

You Forgot Poland

Fantastic

jim lehrer is my guardian angel

The only three letters I need are N, W, A. Jim Lehrer on a Deskboard in Space.