what about pancakes?

Okay, so there's a kind of lyrical memory with which blacks preserve their past, I get that part, and then… wha?

+1

...your bike becomes mysteriously stolen

+6

Hmm. This sounded funny on paper. Well, if you're not willing to vote on this then I know this is a failure.

and then...he basically explains all the popular ways of labeling and dividing people as being wholly financially motivated and as using fear as a powerful ally (instead of the force). all makes sense to me.

That was the longest statement anyone's ever gotten in on the Colbert Report. I hate Colbert's interviews because he always cuts his guests off during an important statement for some cheap joke. If the interviews were 20 minutes long then I wouldn't mind too much.

the white sox are making me cry.

N*gg*rs are incapable of speech. As you can see here, this one is attempting to create the illusion of intelligence with what may only be described as a incomprehensible rape of the English language.

I spy a lemon wedge, he tells me that I'm in need of some Mor-A-Ci-Al Ways. And then I see the sky, it looks down and screams, Don't Go-A This Way! And what might you, O racist, say about this, "Ya, U R so Ghey!" Obviously.

KILL WHITEY

n*gg*r

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the air at night

+2

lemons

This guy was in 1 of the matrix movies. He must know what's he's talking about

ackronym

Misspelling acronym is like misspelling your life. Didgery-damn.

This site is doing poorly

Quick delete it before it spreads!

-1

meh I think I might just sit through the shame this time.

+1

thats what i do all the time

-1

you are so hard on yourself.

low self esteem

Hugs for steakman?

+2

Thanks to Goneja and Steakman, all sites that should be on U&C aren't.

+2

well this surely bounced back nicely. I didn't expect it to make it over 3.9.

THE POLITICS OF FAILURE HAVE FAILED

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long winded and fumbled, but not inherently that funny a statement

maybe I should have left in the rest of the conversation so it makes more sense

Communisim is not funny, unless it comes in the form of a shirtless Putin.

•_•

don't be disputin the putin

http://sexyputin.ytmnd.com/

get this man some KFC

You missed the "i" from "politics of fear to justify it" in your acronym.

he doesn't say "it" though

you had me at syncopation

I love these kind of sites - but Cornel West is a f*cking loon.

Thats one fast talkin' black man.

Syncopation ? WTF?

how do u create one of these

BIG MAMMA TISH

well, that certainly was some kind of bullsh*t.

He's right, sorta

-1

Sorta, not really, or at all.

doesn't he know n*gg*rs in africa kill other n*gg*rs

-1

Acronymnd?

-1

How many times did you have to listen to that to get the title?

many times

Is that Noam Chomsky?

Might as well be.

lol poetic ANALysis

I see what was done here. Indeed, one might say that I see what you did there.