classic. just shorten the audio. all you need is the last two lines

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how are you a featured User when you have stupid ideas like this

+6

Because this is classic. Someone obviously got her to say "Over 9000" and take it seriously. It's gold.

+4

yes, braxton, you need to have all of this included, to realize that it was most likely a YTMNDer that posted this. give him your 5!

+2

meh. correction.^ not necessarily YTMNDer. but god, i hope it was.

+2

this site is going to get a lot of views.

+3

Could we have the youtube link so we can see her whole reaction, or at least what incited this.

+1

nvm found it myself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7mn4mo-QYE I lol'd.

+1

^ Probably not a YTMNDer that posted it so much as it was a 4channer.

+4

i don't remember this site or even making this comment. i'm an alcoholic jesus christ why do i have to explain myself

+5

I think the "he does not forgive, he does not forget" line is a clear sign it's from Anon

+2

EPIC.

+1

Keep 4chan at 4chan where they don't rate your coattail riding out of 5 stars and they'll never know whether you're the originator or merely one of the endless tag-alongs. I wonder what people like you would do if all the funny people stopped making jokes for you to copy, repost, and transplant. Probably nothing. I can't say it'd be much of a change.

+3

the balls are inert

Don't shorten audio, that would put it out of context. Good find.

+26

Agreed the context makes this grand.

+2

the context is the difference between 1 and 5

This is great. I hate Oprah.

+8

Vegeta! What does his Pedo Level read?

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ITS OVER 9000!!!!

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WHAT? 9000?!?

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F*CKIN HILARIOUS this ytmnd is! This is definitely a classic too let me remind you gais

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lets make all these the lowest comments ratings

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+1

let's all try to not make an obvious reference to another quote with this particular number in it. show some restraint.

+13

dammit...beat me by one second.

+19

You beat me by multiple seconds. So many seconds, that if you were to ask how many seconds, I would reply with a grand number. How grand a number? Well, a number so grand it would be quite necessary for me to yell it, or type in upper case as it were. This would all be followed by a minimum of six exclamation marks, as to further illustrate my sudden confusion and rage at relaying such a daft and compromising series of digits. Why are you still reading this.

+3

YOU'RE TOO LATE! I HAVE OPENED THE GATES!

+6

do you have any idea what you've just done?

+3

you were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, but you didn't stop to think if you should

+4

but he did.

sh*t

9000 Gate!!

My penis is still charging!

+1

Is somebody raping a dog in the background?

+16

Sorry. I'll keep it down next time.

+3

All I hear is static. :(

+2

i like this iteration better, intentional or not. changing score to 5. good job, lynch.

Is it just me, or is Internet Culture permeating mainstream culture more and more these days? Oh, and this is win. Was it on the air?

+2

Would these qualify as strange penises?

+4

Only if they were put through the Large Hardon Collider

+9

Large Hardon...tee-hee.

-1

Omfg. YES WIN!

+2

WHAT 9000!?!?

+4

I cast C*ck of the Infinite on my nine thousand penises before I stick them all through every one of O's orifices at once.

-2

ITS OVER 9000!!! (i just quoted dbz in case you didnt get it) you should have made this a funny joke off of dragonball z like that funny quote. get it?

+4

I just have to say thx for the comment. i listen to your music on the way to school on the bus ( college and its milwaukee transit) so thx.

all i hear is lemme then static, if I'm missing something I'll change my vote

-3

your missing the whole damn thing!

Anig, i get the same thing. listen to the audio asset by itself then you'll here the line.

i genuinely feel sorry for the people who don't get to hear the static version. LynchTMND could be the next big thing since that gum you like came back in style.

thanks for the advice retro, that worked and I'll change my vote because the audio is rather funny. But -2 for making me go through a bunch of crap just to hear the audio.

This desperately needs some crazy DrangonBall Z hair MS Paint'ed on Oprah. I'm just sayin.

-2

change "sayin" to "saiyan" for +'d comment. j/k lol ,there's really nothing you can do.

-1

Please don't believe what you read on the net, Oprah.

+11

They raped my childhood.

What's the difference between a tortoise and a pedophile? The tortoise waits for the hare.

+10

What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? Acne waits until you're 12 to come on your face.

+7

^^ I enjoyed that ^^

LOL

Hahahahahahaha and compdudes comment

shorten the audio and then win for you

-2

Eight is too late to date.

+1

This would be funny if it had Drew Pickles

needs more Stallone

hey f*ck you man!

-4

Sounds like a pretty happenin' message board

+1

I'm sure bobgods66 just posted that so he could make this.

? I'm drunk...

+1

Usually I think 4chan sucks balls, but this is pretty funny.

+5

/b/ was never good, but a few gems do show up.

+1

but it only took 300 penises to defeat xerxes' army

+6

it just stalled him until salemis and platea

+1

You know, some children rape back.

+8

you know what they say? when you rape, they rape back!

+2

Like that scene in Kill Bill?

Also Saiyans.

-1

What the f*ck happend to the audio? I don't hear anything other than some white noise.

-2

I'm just commenting on a defect of the site... not my fault. minus me all you want. I downloaded the auido and.... its funny!

Take this bullsh*t back to 4chan...

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I agree with Antwan for once.

+4

but it's over 9000 that is funny ytmnd joke

-1

WTF ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!11!!!

-2

there's too much audio. I don't want to know what these penises are doing.

-4

In the words of the geico cavemen: Um.....WHAT?

+2

The internet truly is serious business.

+1

kidfuk

Oh my god. Oprah owned by anonymous. I f*cking love the Internet.

+2

This is brilliant, the fact that apparently an "over 9000" reference made it to oprah in the form of pedophilia. This is golden platinum diamonds.

+5

you just summed up in words what i i tried to in a soundbite and still

w00t anonymous

-1

ROFL

Brian, nnnnooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

it's a penis * 9000

Actually the formula is as follows: (Penis * 9001) > 9000 Penises

-1

4chan sh*t

titfish likes tits

+1

It doesn't make a bit of difference guys, the balls are inert.

+1

lol

-1

This is what you call trolled hard...Oprah is a dumb whore that i want to put my dick in those big tits....whoreF*CK WHORE dumb bitch IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-2

NEVAR FORGET AN HERO.

-2

deceiving oprah with 4chan trickery = funny joking about raping children = not funny. at. all.

-2

WHY IS THIS N S F W !!!!!! Moderators are getting out of control with that lately! There is nothing unsafe for work about the f*cking word "PENISES" YOU UPTIGHT F*CKS! I can understand it when there is cursing or killing or nudity.. but none of that here! its the f*cking word PENIS!!!!! A PART OF THE BODY! Remove the NSFW tag or i am going to lose a LOT of respect for the integrity of this sites mods.

+5

the sound bite is from national television so it shouldn't be. Knowing me I hit not safe for work when i made it though...

+1

no it originally wasnt NSFW

ok, then it makes no sense its nsfw since anyone in america could have heard this at 4pm central on abc

who cares if it's marked nsfw.. retard

-1

it's good, i mean, there's only a flimsy relation with "that" "site" and YTMND, but still, this is f*cking funny, it's just funny

Oprah got absolutely pwned.

+1

a penis it goes peepee

+3

the funny thing is, they have 20,000 members..

ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!!

-2

This needs more Vegeta, even thought IT'S OVER 9000!!!! is way played out.

holy f*ckin sh*t....unbelieveable EPIC WINRAR!

fuunny 4kchamn amononymouse

+4

Oprah! What does the scouter say about the penis level!?

-1

they're over 9000 and all raping children

+2

WHAT NINE THOUSAND!!!!!

-1

you're all gay for having clicked on this site.

+2

or maybe, just maybe, we knew what it was about?

-1

no..you're all just gay

+1

over 9000 penises!!! rofl

Wearing Guy Fawkes masks, wearing anime shirts, and blasting RickRoll music can get you laid.

+3

the bitch is back.

Beano™ before and there'll be no gas.

+1

Sometimes you find a pretty, shiny nickel in a pile of steaming sh*t.

ITS OVER 9000 PENIS"S OPERA U GOT PWNED, U FAIL AT INTERNETZ LOLZ

+1

*hears static* Oprah, what happened?! OPRAH?! OPRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

-1

sup /b/

+1

^sweet deal that they removed "nsfw" from this site. i was pretty heated a few days ago about that :)

ytmnd is a pedophile network

-1

/b/ or not. i lol'd

-1

remix' out: oprahninethousand.ytmnd.com

So what does the scouter say about the power level of said penises?

-1

lol oprah

-1

lolololololol, she got over 9000'D

-2

it's over 9000 cubic centimeters

-1

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!!!

-1

Mmmm. Smells like Subway.