F*ck you

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you're playing COD4?

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Well I just woke up after passing out earlier. All I can say is wow.I was pretty sure this was going to get a maybe a 2.00 and die at 17 votes

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Another day in the corp is like a day on the farm!

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dude how did you get yuengling?? someone is obviously from PA!!

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your playin wow :) , thanks for the hint

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I drink Yuengling, and I'm from New Jersey. They also have a brewery in Florida. So he could be in a variety of places.

Most marines i've met are complete pussies. Marine corp inflates their egos to a rediculous degree, almost to the point of a psychosis. When one dies in battle, I tend to laugh. Not so tough are you?

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ridiculous, not rediculous. why do so many people make this retarded mistake?

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Easy enough to get Yuengling pretty much anywhere on the east coast, I think.

I was introduced to Yuengling by my old unit in NC. Though I'm in Florida right now and it's not hard to find most places, even on tap.

Semper-fi, hoorah for yuengling in florida, and f*ck ohio

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I live in NC.

and yes its 10:30am who f*cking cares

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It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

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hopefully burning something.

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Still worth ot thoiug

thats wack

Why?

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Oh because when I was deployed to IRAQ motherf*ckers gave me something called seperations allowance which was to compensate from being away from the whore. They want it all back even though I PAID THE BITCH OVER THAT. F*ck Me Huh?!

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How do they know you're divorced? Did you have to tell them or do they just run monthly checks on folks to try and get the money back?

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O goto sto sohw them the transrit fomr thge court. Sol they know my coamman d has knownn for mothsn

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wait awim mwant ti write beter

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AWOL

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I just want to know what happened between 10:51:52 and 11:18:08.

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I wouls never go UA. The armtgy call iut AWLO they are f*ggors. I;m sin the MARine CAorsp

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lol learn 2 type

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I think he's wasted by now. Don't blame you.

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He's right. the armtgy are f*ggors.

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My dad was a Marine, my grandfather (his father-in-law) was an Army general. There's no question which one I'd rather have next to me in a fist fight, though I guess seeing as my grandfather is dead, it's not his fault that he'd be very little help.

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FreAkweN's comment is the best comment of the year.

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hows that gov thing working out anyways?

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I'm guessing a fifth of Jack Daniels happened.

stay strong chow

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I like a man in uniform

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Dick in a box?

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5 in honor of your service to my country + your taste in music/beer

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D: hang in there

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Support our Chowdah

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Great song. Good luck getting your revenge.

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gotta pay to play...

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Is there a book depository or a bell tower in your area?

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Semper Fi

Semper Gumby

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semper fidelis tyrannosaurus

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You just said "Always Faithful, Terrible Lizard," you silly billy

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Stay cool man, don't let them get to you. Anything you do to them, they can do 5x as hard to you. Sad but true. Keep your head down and be glad you got rid of the whore before she got ahold of your pension.

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4 battles

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SEMPER GUMBY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Been divorced for a few years now. Guess what I'm still doing...LOL. It's all worth it though Chowdah my boy.

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nice tunez, i LOVE women

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at first i thought this was the dude who made those 3 "my drunk wife" ytmnds.

It's worth it.

marry someone of the same sex then!

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he hates women he isn't gay

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You must be thinking of the Navy... where all ports are open for docking.

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nah its called any port in a storm

That's why I joined the Army! w00t! We're too good to be able to roll our sleeves up like that... or have a nametape on our asscheek! 5'd for Yuengling and taking the big green weenie up the ass! HOOAH!

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You mean hoooohhh

Forgot the A Hoooooooahh...makes all the difference

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getting a lawyer?

hahaha. that really sucks dude. nice music selection too, but just to let everyone know- battles sucks live. real bad.

Look on the bright side, if you can show that you're a motivatied individual, you can search for employment with a private security firm like blackwater or KBR. They dont follow the same rules as the Military (you dont get in trouble for shooting at someone if you think they're a threat) and you get paid 600$ per day. If McCain wins the election the Iraq war will definately not be ending any time soon and you can really rake the dough in... Assuming you dont get killed in an IED explosion.

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Or burnt to a crisp and dragged through Fallujah by crazy Arabs

Wow - f*ck you, buddy.

Blackwater makes too many hiccups. Search for better PMC's

Blackwater's style is more sniping Iraqi children from rooftops.

sounds like that palin chick is involved

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That's why you don't get married in the military

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or get married at all F*ck that sh*t

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if you marry a woman theirs a 55-60% chance that she'll cheat on you, regardless of your profession. lifes brutal aint it?

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This guy beat me to the comment. Military=/=Happy Marriage This comment isn't useful nor helpful so downvote plz

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5'd for Yuengling

5 for Yuengling lager damn that stuff is good

I Have no idea.

Ah, goin' back to single rate BAH and all that jazz. Good times.

http://crazyoldlady.ytmnd.com/

This made me laugh, a lot

4,000 dollars? who'd you gang rape?

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is the answer to that question..nothing?

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5 cuz im eating a salad with cashews in it.

i'm guessing scrabble?

leather necks

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I'm pretty sure goneja gave me a one also

Yeah, I did.

armtgy are f*ggots? what about the rangerstgy and the speshal forzes

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No, armtgy are f*ggors. It is very important distinction.

that's bullsh*t man. hope life treats you better soon.

http://ihatewomen.ytmnd.com you f*cking idiot what did you think you'd get the walt disney fairy tale wedding out of all this you have YOURSELF and NO ONE else to blame the bitch let you smell her pussy and tada -0o0o0o0o marry me and HEY look now my bastard kids from 5 marriages have healthcare on YOUR account and ps you RAPED ME so GIVE ME EVERYTHING f*ck the f*cking f*ck and f*cking LEARN PEOPLE JUST BEAT THEM DONT MARRY THEM!@!%@#%$@#$

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damn dude!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Whitman

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Damn max, maybe next time link him to some pics of bunnies and fuzzy kitties. The last thing he needs right now is encouragement to run around in a Jeep shooting up our American heroes over $4000!

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I get it max! I'll get the crowbars!

This user has no lists.

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I guess it doesn't help that I am around explosives on a daily basis does it?

read my f*cking mind. see post below for instructions

who was the guy that rolled his CO's tent in afghanistan, or maybe it was in the first years of iraq?

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If you can get Yuengling in Iraq and I can't even get it in California, I'm gonna be pissed.

They have non-alcoholic bitburger and heiniken.... which tastes like liquid cat sh*t at first but you slowly get used to it.

pity five'd

Looks like you're drinking sh*tty beer and doing your own laundry for a change.

Drinking Yuengling? Awesome because I love that beer!

you fell for the trap ...

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Women suck. Get Firefox instead.

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most of the time your comments are funnier than the YTMNDs you commented on

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i'll kill your wife if you kill mine

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LOL WIFE SWAP

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Yes! Post what you want to do on the internet! The police will never look here!

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Sal understands how you feel. http://salthestockbroker.ytmnd.com/

5 for the battles

Pee in her butt.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroin Have fun ^_^

Go cry about it...

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War huh yeah whaaaat is it good for absolutely nothing

Good God. You all.

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Go jump on a grenade

+2

FIVE MINUTES SIR

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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Let me tell you something. I don't know what race of woman you married. But I really am skeptic of white, American woman. It seems like they do that a lot. Now I'm not married, so I don't know...but I like the Asian born Women and nice eastern european born ladies, they seem very loyal and most asians stay hot when they age(not so much eastern europeans tho)

wow

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all women are the same dumbf*ck f*ck them all enslave the female race!!!

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Because a woman heads the USMC...ass f*cker. +2 because it was funny before I saw the description.

Because now you have no dependents? That sucks man, best of luck.

You are crying because you don't get your "bullsh*t-married-family-sep-pay" for being away from your wife that you divorced? What the f*ck did you think you were a special case or something Private Pyle? I always hated that married people get paid more then single in the military. If they did that sh*t in the civilian world there would be like a law suit or something. Sucks for you but you will live.

No, the problem is, that I paid her the extra BAH AND the separations pay up untill the point of our divorce. In fact I was actually giving her aprox a $100 MORE then what I was earning due to her being a dependent. The USMC doesn't seem to care about that though and is still taking my money from me. Get your head out of your ass

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lol, private pyle

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must be nice to be allowed to role up your sleeves, must be nice...

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LOL, WHAT DID I F*CKING SAY? WHHHAT DID I SAY? Light em up. All of them. The barracks, her family, everyone. GIVE THEM SOME.

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Semper Fi

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I HOPE YOU BRING THE WONDERS OF YTMND TO THE UNENLIGHTENED SAVAGES OF THE DESERT.

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hahaha "This week on Al-Jazeera......Americans are calling us a new term: 'n00bs'"

Yeah, that sounds like a great idea, introducing Muslims to a site run by a Jew.

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LOL BOOTBANDS!!!

Yuenling is a hell of a drink.

And I hate boot blousers.

Glad to know that Air Force comptrollers/finance weenies aren't the only *ssh*les. The AF took a few hundred back from me when I got back from Afghanistan because they apparently gave me too much hostile fire pay. Still not screwed over nearly as hard as you. Sucks man!

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GET TO THE CHOWDAH!!!

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Congrats on fighting a religious war you probably have nothing to do with.

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And with a personality like this, how could any woman leave?

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Well actually, I divorced her but whatever I suppose

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yeah f*ck the man!

SEMPRER MADIDUS - Always Drunk! Oo-Rah!!!!

I know it seems bad now, but wait until the fine is over 9000... What? No... that can't be right.

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did your wife bonnie come home and find a dead n*gg*r in the garage?

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I got divorced because my wife caught me doing some hardcore gangsta sh*t, too. I was painting Warhammer 40k miniatures.

+2

5'd for Battles. Took me by surprize.

haha, stupid imperial grunt. Go back to dying for my convenience.

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have you ever tried to masterbate to a picture of george bush? i gotta admit its not easy

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that's bureaucracy for ya.

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Navy basic trainign was bad enough. I got separated for having BROKEN BONES not on my medical record. They tried to fine me for lying on my papers, but I appealed it and won since it wasn't on my med record. Not that I don't respect what people who get through this sh*t and then actually FIGHT, but the higher ups are a bunch of paper pushing f*ckwads :/

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Obligatory calling you a homo for joining the navy, but that aside I agree with you 1000%

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I'll say flat out that I'm a pussy. I don't LIKE being shot at, so I won't get shot at. Nuclear program, on a carrier, a mile or so off the coast, where they can't get at me.

+1

F*ck the Marines

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finally got curious and clicked this on

While Atlas is a great song, I wish people would acknowledge the rest of the album. Battles FTW.

I'd be doing the same

Is that Crysis I see?

Go get yourself blown up by an IED and have brown people slap the scrambled remains of what used to be your face with their slippers.