what do you think barry hussein is gonna do with rev wright whispering into his ear you dummy?

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eat babies.

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Quality humor transcends politics

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drink bleach

GOD DAMN AMERICA!

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Oh come on guys, whats so bad about blowing sh*t up? IN WAR WE TRUST!!!

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http://rasinmccain.ytmnd.com/

Quality site

Awaken, McCain... rise up and DESTROY IT ALL!!!

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5'd for hillarious picture

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So... McCain is Xenu?

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War is good for business

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ooh, that's so, like, right on, man

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5'd for bikini legion of Palins

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fail

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fail

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War's over, man. Wormer dropped the Big One.

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We're sorry, but your YTMND could not be completed at this time. Please hang up, and go throw yourself in a well.

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This is a terrible comment, it's not even funny.

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this is a terrible reply, it's not even humorous

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Nope, still not funny, just pretentious.

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*Paid for by the Obama Campaign

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its like you are bitter and clinging to your guns and religion

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5 for truth

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f*ckin liberals

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Obama's Change: Democracy to Communism

agreed

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Liberals > fanatical bible thumping zealous evangelicals.

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Conservatives > socialist, environmentalist, biased, propaganda-spewing, religion-bashing, liars.

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Liberals > fascist, anti-Earth, biased, propaganda-spewing, religion-bashing, liars.

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^fascism is a leftist philosophy

In appeasment Obama Trusts

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Republicans Will Downvote™

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Well, i'm sure the undecideds will want to see this and evaluate the incisive and meritorious argument it makes. At least, the retarded undecideds will.

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Palin with her vagina on the trigger and MCCAIN UNLEASHED. HES GONNA GO ALL HANOI ON 'MERICA

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I can't tell if this is an overproduced satire of the Green Day brand of fashionable anti-americanism, or a sincere effort that unwittingly looks as such and embarrasses its creator. . . i'm not giving you the benefit of the doubt.

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I interpreted it more as playing up a stereotype about the campaign and the candidates, like the sites playing up "Communist" Democrats. If it's well made enough, the YTMNDer in you should be able to have fun with it.

Kneejerk liberalism bottle-fed to you by MTV. Thousands have died protecting your right to free speech, and THIS is your political commentary? Plus, Palin's legs are way hotter than this chick.

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I'm to think that every single last war fought by the United States of America was ultimately for the protection of our freedoms?

so true

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cool, makes no sense

it makes sense .... McCain = evil

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its going to be funny when the republicans lose

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stolen + f*ggy short film.

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Yea you're f*cking retarded. Mcains going to beat that stupid dumb "Community organizer" :D

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Community organizers are awesome. Especially when they organize lipstick lesbian orgies.

Obama.

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It's a shame that you spent all this time on the YTMND, and your lazy *ss probably isn't gonna vote in November. However, it's a good thing for me since I'm not voting for that unoriginal Socialist hack in November.

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obama = BUSINESS AS USUAL

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minus my comment cause that's not what the tv says so it must be wrong

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THAT DAMN MODERATE-CENTRIST SOCIALIST!

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it's funny you say that... it's the fact that he's ACTING like a moderate that makes him business as f*cking usual.

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Obama = ranked most left-leaning senator in '07. He's a Socialist, and he shared a dorm room with Che Guevara and Mao Zedong in college.

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the8ball = ranked most likely to gobble c*cks in '07. He's a Gobbler, and he shared a c*ck with Lyndon Johnson and Richard Nixon in college.

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^^^ Yeah, that changes everything. I bow to your superior intellect. To emulate the all knowledgeable change savior: No, no, nononononononononononononononononononono

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You're not the first to bow before my superior intellect! Why just the other night, your mom and I.....

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McCain/Palin ftw

no ftl

palin looks hot there, ok i'll vote for them.

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MCCAIN WORKS FOR THE JEW KING LIEBERMAN!

R U SRS?!

bad photoshop on the govener

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You'd think the bringer of the End of Days would have a more sinister expression on his face.

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just because a guy is not a pushover/appeaser (obama) doesn't mean he's going to drag us into a bunch of war

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Probably.

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I'd f*ck her

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A great choice for candidates this year. The songbird or Socialist Bullsh*t Artist.

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Hopefully Mccain will get voted in though so nothing gets done because we're most likely going to get a democratic congress. The best we can hope for. Either that or he dies and we get Palin. Palin is way f*cking better then that insane *ssh*le.

With Iran getting a nuke I would rather have McCain then Omama - do you guys want a repeat of Somalia? We should had whooped them just like we whooped Iraq, Afghanistan, Soviets, Nazis, Zombies, Urkel, Godzilla twice, the Spice Girls and the McRib...

Also I would rather have 4 years of McCain's crap then 8 years of Omama whom is going to raise taxes so that he can give hand outs to crack heads, and drug attics that are too lazy to work... we needed Clinton, but now that they are out of the picture I'm shooting for a 2012 Clinton plan in which McCain must win now, and Obama must loose... McCain is like 100 he is a 1 term problem...

If we attack Iran oil prices are going to rise like no f*cking other. They're both going to ruin the economy, but I think Mccain will do it less. Espicially if we get a democratic senate like I hope we will. Either that or he dies or gets too sick to run and we get Palin, which is way better then either of the parties candidates could ever hope to be.

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Screw the Repubs, screw McCain, and screw the bitch too. She can go back to Alaska and be ignored once more.

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your right. ytmnd should run this country. we would be excellent.

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I think all the n*gg*rs would flee the country, coincidentally followed by a shortage in bicycles.

That song could put my grandmother to sleep.

I love how all the liberals are being douche bags and all the conservatives are being bigger doucebags. I also love how no one f*cking votes on real issues, but just what they heard from their uncle or some stupid sh*t. If people actually made an informed opinion on what the candidates actually believe, and have actually said, there would be a lot less uniformed bull sh*t being flung around. Am I the only motherf*cker who actually watches the speeches?! Colbert should have been on the goddamn ticket.

That's why third parties should hold conventions at the Summer's Eve Stadium.

Either we elect Mccain and we attack another country that is a threat..or we Elect Obama and get attacked by terrorists again. I'll take Mccain.

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But I thought the terrorists LIKED Obama? Why would they attack us then?

I only wish there was some way Palin's daughter could have been incorporated into the image.

John McCain killed my dog :(

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I like to think of John McCain as Kane from Command and Conquer and that makes me want to vote for even more than the simple fact that Obama is a dumbf*ck.

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I like to think of Obama as Tanya Adams from the Red Alert series. Except he's a man. And he's older. And he's black. And he isn't badass enough to carry C-4 around in his pocket.

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I don't like political sites usually, but this is the truth. That ancient cracKKKer is nuts...

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eat a dong.

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NO U!

McCain is insane

mccain killed lots of civilians in nam, I hear he loved killing gook children.

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He was willing to sacrifice himself so your *ss wouldn't have to eat cabbage and dumplings every day

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both of you are f*ggots. Yeah Kooter I'm sure he killed lots of civilians that happened to be holding AK47's (kinda like in iraq right) and Groundhog... like the vietnamese were gonna come over here and take us over?

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Actually, Mccain doesn't want a bunch of Vietnam records declassified because he is codenamed the 'Songbird' and would sing the Vietnamese beautiful songs. Also known as give them information.

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i hear people who get their vietnam history from movies should shut the f*ck up

So tell me Mr. Rooney-- I hear you like mudkipz, would you care to elaborate?

Actually it's from actual vietnam veterans that say this sh*t + there's a video of him getting super pissed off at somebody trying to release the records even though almost all the other vietnam veterans want them declassified. It's a bunch of bullsh*t.

THE POLITICS OF DANCING

F*CK YEAH!!! VOTE MCCAIN!!!! LETS BLOW SOME SH*T UP!!!

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