outstanding!

+14

And you know what? She probably got paid a lot of money to say that.

+4

I'd pay her money to say it, over and over and over... and every time I'd make her clarify that "Ortega's Taco Sauce" is a metaphor for my c*ck.

+43

DO YOU WANT YOUR TACO POPED? DO YOU PUNK?

+2

a holy taco AND a new verb! greatest comment yet.

+3

Oh, queefing!

+12

I can imagine if she put hot sauce on her 'taco' she might very well pop. And scream.

+3

This gave me a boner.

+42

"mmmmm......Vagiclean eh? What's wrong?....Little extra cheese on your taco?"

+7

I get it because taco is slang for vagina!!!

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Incoming fad detected sir! Sending hailing frequencies...

-3

Raptor Jesus says: ID LOVE TO EAT HER "TACO"! LOL. NO REALLY. "EAT IT".

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When I first heard this, my subconscious made me make a popping sound with my lips. did that happen to anyone else?

-4

Taco Girl. Hall of Fame. Now.

+4

she looks like that gymnast girl

+3

I'd sure love to be Ortega.

+5

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+23

Her legs are like the size of my torso... she could probably snap your dick off if you try and pop her "taco".

-4

seriously guys, the more i listen to this, the more horny i get. she is soo hot.

-3

thinking of ortega's taco sauce: http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6717/2eqcjv81qg8.gif

+3

Amen, Lycandy. She can squeeze my head between those thighs of her anytime.

+2

i wish i could pop her taco :(

Once you pop, the fun dont stop :)

That is gonna get stuck in my head...

+1

IT MAKES MY TACO POP

+20

I tried it. She didn't like it.

-3

wouldn't it be your head that gets stuck in a popping taco?

-2

Boys, always competing.

+1

I've been listening to it for the last 5 minutes,

+1

classic

Classic

ahahha

LET ME SEE U POP DAT TACO

+12

I'D SAUCE HER TACO, AMIRITE?!?

+43

BUT I POOP FROM THERE! :(

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I sincerely hope that you do not.

+47

Poop from there or sauce her taco?

WTF WERE YOU THINKING ULTIMAZ

+19

That's what you get paid for?

+7

AHA! You're in a wall!

+1

I love Hank the Rapper's sauce. It makes my cherry pop.

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I'll pop her taco

+16

and then take a detour into brown town

+13

make sure you get a car wash on your way out

+25

bring your own suds

-1

and then maybe have sex later

+35

Dude, she's 16. Have a seat right over there...

+21

it's cool i got a delorean... and it's set for 2010... LEGALIZE IT

+7

MINE TASTES LIKE A TACO!

+4

uh... get that sh*t checked out.

+19

taco flavored kisses

+1

"Shhhh!!"

And that's what real women need! HEEYONKYUGH.

+107

Best comment ever.

+4

Comment of the year.

+4

Comment of the month.

-6

Comment of the week.

-5

Comment of the b'ak'tun.

+7

Combobreaker of the Millenium.

+23

comment of the Mayan cycle.

-3

Comment of the 2008-08-28 18:30:06

-4

comment of two days ago.

-8

comment of the c-c-c-combo breaker.

-2

That was a comment.

-4

year the of comment

-2

of the comment year taco

-1

Самый лучший камрад комментария ever.

-5

I bet it does sweetie. I bet it does.....

+13

This was so funny I almost went to Brown Town.

-1

LOLOLOLO

I LOVE OBAMA'S CHOCOLATE SAUCE, IT MAKES MY CHOCOTACO POP

+4

Excellent =)

wow

with club sauce

+17

I'll pop her tac-- oh wait someone beat me

+11

no

I can't sauce that taco until she grows some lettuce on it.

+5

why negative me? i have HABITS that are older than that taco, ffs

+2

no negatives here. Us old farts must stick together. And by old I mean able to drink ffs

+1

she loves ortegas taco sauce? wait till she trys mine.

-4

yeah her pink taco

-4

Well done sir.

I hate you for reminding me of how dirty my mind is.

+7

If her taco was a pussy, and Ortega's taco sauce was jism, then this is a pretty funny site. Think about it for a moment.

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lmao

+3

you forgot to log out of your alt captain obvious

+17

This isn't an alt, captain assumption.

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you don't understand the joke captain dumbass

+11

the funniest part of this comment chain is pberg coming back to confirm, he is indeed lost to this joke. that was great.

+7

Maybe I don't waste enough of my life on this site to get the huge inside joke, but "you're an alt account" is pretty straight forward, captain paleandfriendless

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This is like picking on a blind, deaf, retarded sloth.

+8

Yea, it is. Because we loyal knights of the ytmnd community are certainly of a much higher caliber of humor than those pesky non-ytmnders.

Lern2english

LURK MOAR

That's hot

*fap* ;)

-2

w8t where is this from?

-1

Internets

-3

it's oc that's why it's rated so high

+2

moar tits or gtfo!

+3

brb, fbi

also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jxq6ZS3ms8

+7

the acting in that commercial was so awful

I'd like to point out how sad it is that THIS is what gold-medal athletes are reduced to after the Olympics. Making crappy, hawking commercials that are forgotten almost as quickly as their achievements. Oh well, at least they get paid.

+6

lol Hamm brothers! Eeck eeck... prepuberty voices.

+1

I don't even think they cared about the Olympic athlete aspect; their sauce friggin' made her taco pop. Wouldn't you hire someone for a commercial if your food gave them orgasms?

+7

5'd for hot chick.

you made me LOL HARD

this made my taco pop.

+5

now im certain your referring to your penis, which is kind of odd considering this isnt erotic or anything

-1

did she have any idea what she was saying?

+1

nice find

+2

I love Rolo jingles. It makes my ear drums pop.

+12

Funny

+1

can i haz tako sause?

+3

What if we made the taco flat?

+4

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-8

A'ight. I've been better. It's the second week of college and I'm still trying to get all my ducks in a row. How about yourself?

+11

Your college starts early. Mine starts tommorrow.

Mine started this week.

mine starts I don't go to college.

::LOAWLOPLOAWOLAWLOAWO 555%AOWIJ%AW:O

-2

when did ellen page give up her vocal chords?

taco = vagina.

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Not quite. You see, the taco is a comestible used to provide nourishment for the body while the other is a sexual organ intended to corroborate reproduction.

+17

your semen is a comestible that your mother enjoys on her sandwiches.

+6

My semen is combustible

+16

Renewable energy source?

This reminds me of that Sub sandwhich site where this lady says something about a real woman needing a lot of meat. Anyhow have that link, par chance?

+2

http://whatdotheyreallyneed.ytmnd.com/

+4

http://weirdlaughsong.ytmnd.com/

+2

http://satanendsthemadness.ytmnd.com/

+2

^ I made this ^_^

+2

It's not lacking any meat AHhehehahheahhshahhahhhehhahhhaehahehahheheaae

-2

pop dat taco doo doo brown

+1

Possible reference to popping cherry of underage female, must investigate further...

5 for pedo bait

This Has Vagina (metaphors) +5

+1

DAYUM!

she can put that suace on my dick and it will pop

HEr taco probably has too much cheese

Hola, me llamo Ortega. A donde estan las putas blancas?

+5

Out-f*cking-standing.

Old school!

▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶ beef soft tacos ◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀◀

-1

lolololol

-1

I love Tito's tacos! You love Tito's too!

Snapper.

This *IS* a tasty taco.

+1

Holy f*ck!

Smells like TACO in here!

+1

Thats funny I can do the same thing with my penis

+1

NOOOO! Do not invoke brian peppers wrath :O

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shut up

-5

yum!

Vulgar innuendo comment

+1

Epic jail bait

+7

EPIC! EPIC! EPIC! EEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCC! (PACARD)

-2

spicy.

Who the f*ck thought it would be a good idea to make an 80s celebrity-endorsement commercial for taco sauce?

Classic.

I meant the style not the site you pricks... Oh whats the point.

+1

I would love to pop her taco.

she shouldn't eating Ortega's Taco Sauce at her age!!! That's blasphemy!!

+6

But is it madness as well?

-2

No but she's dining in hell tonight AMIRITE?

+1

seeing 292 votes with a 4.53 rating on a site like this makes me loose faith in this community.

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UR just sad becauz no one will pop ur taco

+17

no this actually makes me happy... reminds me of 06. also Member Since: 2008-06-11 gtfo.

+8

Member since 2005 steakman and me are besties!

We need more good classic-style sites and less 2 minute f*ggy short films where the punchline is given away in the title.

+10

You are welcome to leave forever. Nobody's forcing you to stay here and "loose" more faith.

+4

lets see. still jpg photo. repeating wav file UNDER 5 seconds. audio of the sound file written in the site title. damn text blocking the screen... your right, yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com sucks. i can see why your loosing faith.

+1

you just need to tighten up the faith a little bit

+2

I have never made a site.

Funny Taco Joke's

-1

Joke is what?

Overt sexual reference / Terrible acting

+4

i like tacos

I will never look at a taco the same way again.

+2

shawn johnson just gave a new ring tone

+2

let's ignore the sexual reference for a second. what the hell does she mean by her taco popping?

+3

I think it has something to do with chlamydia

+7

wait, no, you said IGNORE the sexual reference. nevermind

+2

Like, it, like makes, like, her, taco, like, taste, like, better (i.e. like, pop).

+3

The taco literally explodes.

+13

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

+4

10 bucks says her taco hasn't been popped yet. but 1,000,000 if i get t pop it

+1

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+14

That made me drop my chalupa

+10

Ortega's taco sauce just spreads in my mouth so vividly, there's nothing that puzzles you, i just want to keep it in my mouth as long as possible you know what i mean, i'm wishing to let it linger in my mouth even longer as it CASCADES down my throat, I really feel somehow like a chosen person. POPCORN SHRIMP.... with ortega's taco club sauce !

+4

it will not prevail you taco nazi!

+4

MAKES MY TACO POP

I'D POP HER TACO IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

-6

no...what do you mean?

+8

:)

+1

I went to the grocery store this morning and I was going to buy some Ortega taco sauce. They don't carry it. Now I'm sad. See --> :(

+4

i want to take a chalupa all over her chest

+6

Because gymnasts are THE authority on tacos.

+5

lol, Dragon Warrior 3 reference.

+4

I love Ortega's helmet it makes my defense pop

+4

SPOILER: Baramos isn't the end boss, you still have to go back in time and become Erdrick!!!! .... also Pedosaucelol5stars etc.

I would pop my taco all over her bare sopping wet boobs

-1

picture. sound. text. and LOL. awesome

+4

im hungry for tacos

+1

Wow.

+1

Oh the thoughts... BE PURGED!

LMAO!

+1

I came

+1

I love el jefe's taco shop, it makes my taco slop

I love ortega's taco pop, it makes my taco sauce!

+1

Looks like Ortega's taco sauce makes max's taco pop, too.

+2

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH

+6

and to pop her taco

+6

Ortega taco sauce - now advertising to f*gs and pedophiles. I went out and bought a whole case today.

+1

So are you a f*g or a pedophile?

+3

He was after the Hamm Brothers.

Congrats on getting it put up as the front page image!

+4

I wonder if it's a fish taco.

+1

eww

Is a fish taco shaped like a fish?

Personally, I think that this has a rating that is WAAAAY too high. I'm not downvoting.... It's funny, sure, but not deserving of a 4.58 imo.

-3

Oh no, it doesn't have edits, I guess you have to rate it lower.

Yeah seriously. This site actually fits the criteria perfectly. Grats. Downvoting this would be STUPID!

+1

She doesn't sound very enthused about the whole thing.

f*cking sweet. old school action

+2

Best comment thread since mclol.ytmnd.com

I like how there is extreme music in the background.

if you listen to it enough you notice the extreme music in the background..

It's humorous because taco is a slang term for vagina.

Can she pop burrito's?

ClassicTMND

Pace Picante Sauce should clear that right up.

+2

my meat makes her taco pop...

easily the best ever

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-1

..of you...

+1

LAWL!

I happen to have a gourmet tangy taco sauce but it's only available for her by sucking it out first....

-4

for those who have no idea what i'm talking about, I'm referring to mik3m

-3

my cum - sorry about the typo

-3

ClassicTMND

Beat that, bro!

+1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms5d9RN0WzY