i was JUST at the zoo today. and i really really really enjoyed myself. god dammit.

+21

I was going to give this a three, but the lulz found in the comments force a 4

-1

Head on collision bodies everywhere Head on collision retards beware

-1

and here's why: http://heres-why.ytmnd.com

-1

weh ah u no

whul uh yuu noh

One of the things I never understood about the Rocky series. In Rocky it is established that "retards love the zoo" In Rocky II Rocky proposes to Adrian at the zoo in front of the tigers. I have a couple theories. 1. Rocky himself is a retard and didn't know any better. 2. Rocky kinda thought Adrian was semi retarded because of her extreme shyness and thus took her to the zoo knowing that she would love it and indeed would marry him. 3. They are both retards and indeed both love the zoo. RightStalloneamount

+27

4. hired goon was not actually telling the truth.

+7

too much stallone

You forgot option 4: All of the above.

+1

mah name judge dread eh am de lah

+2

RANTLERS

+3

well he gave STALLONE $50 so maybe he meant to take the retard to the zoo, who would not love it, and then go hire a hooker, hence a good time, albeit AIDS ridden

No.1

You forgot option 5: POLAND

Well, uh, you know.

Worst part? Mr. Tiger did not accept the invitation Rocky extended to him.

ehl, ye nah.

^lol

5'd for the last line "What are we doing here at the zoo" "Well.. ya know"

+16

I don't sweat you.

zew

Lacking a Dead Milkmen song. http://retardedzoo.ytmnd.com/

+3

I thought about it because I do love the dead milkmen but I figured it would make it drag on to long.

+4

I do agree with VW here though I imagine we all sang the song in our heads as we watched anyway.

+3

True dat, gr33nscr33n.

+2

Do I know you?

lol

Thank you for making this.

+2

LOL

I like turtles.

I never noticed that between the first and second Rocky films. Nice one!

+4

Rocky and his shenanigans.

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+7

^ perfect amount of stallone

+9

Needs more stallone.

i think you are right it probably could use more stallone, you can never get enough

rat.... this is a rat burger?

+3

your first try was brutal

+2

ITS THE EYE OF THE TIGER!

Oh look, a ninja!

+2

hehehe

auhhh...you know...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hahahaha

HahahahahHHAHAHAHA oh man

well you know!

Oh, you know

Don't Hassle the Hoff.

Needs more Stallone

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-4

"weh ahh.. you know ... I figyid a cuz you was retarded n all you'd love it... you know"

+5

you fail, please try again ^_^

-4

Go eat a ©ock

+3

Nice job linking the two movies like that. FAV!

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