I feel like I saw this one already...... o.O or heard that sound clip.... hrmm.....

I did a quick check and didn't find anything. If it has been done before, though, I'll delete it.

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older than the sauce on subway sandwiches

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I like how you responded to the first quote so that you posted it before you did, even though your quote has nothing to do with the comment at hand.

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http://sbn.ytmnd.com/ :(

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Actually, yours is better. F*ck it.

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Will do!

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subway did 9/11

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I deal with idiots everyday and I know an idiot when I hear one. I had to deal with a retarded guy a couple weeks ago...it was a Monday and he wanted the Thursday special with the special price. I told him like 3 times that it doesn't work that way. Then, when one of my co-workers (who had been in a fight the other day) came to help with veggies, the retarded guy was like "Hey. What's wrong with your face? Someone try to kill you?" And I'm thinking "OMG Phill, keep your cool"...luckily he did

ah sh*t, I replied to the wrong comment

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Thanks for posting the whole thing. People like this idiot are idiots. At Subway, it's the motherf*cking customer's job to watch through the glass to see what's going on their sandwich as they tell the worker what they want on it. And then, from the way it sounds here, this guy didn't want to pay $12 for $10 sandwiches. Well I bet the moron thought that all the sandwiches were still five dollars, when in fact there is a sign that tells which sandwiches are still $5 while the others are back to regular price

Thats not fair. N*gg*rs can't read. Everyone knows that.

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lol you food service industry workers are more emo than My Chemical Romance. Cry moar and make my sandwhich RIGHT the next time. You people with the social defiant disorder ( i don't know if that's an actual disorder but it sounds like one) can't deal with a little criticism. It's a sandwhich; if the customer screws up, you make them a new one and apologize for the misunderstanding. No need to go all "No mommy don't tell me what to do!!!" Also, stop making your special deals hard to decipher. :P

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This is what I'm talking about

I'm pretty sure all the signs by a major franchise are written at a 6th grade reading level...probably even lower... You should probably go back to school if you have to "decipher" signs at any restaurant.

why'd you cut out his name and number? or did you just find the audio like that

It was like that. There'd be some big lawsuits if the police station released his telephone number, you know.

Reginald Peterson, 757 Arlington Rd N, Apt. 112, Jacksonville, FL, 32211. I know this because I'm Batman.

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wow... I get people like this often at OfficeMax, don't think one called the cops on me yet though!

That's because you never forget the sauce.

I'm gonna go out and get me a pack of Bud Light. Then I'm gonna to drop off my 24 kids at the mall so they can run around and have fun. Then, I'm gonna go cash my check, that the government gave me so I can buy more Bud Light and maybe a cold cut combo from Subway.

Go get some beer. Send the kids away, we gonna have sex tonight, and get really drunk, and then go to Subway and ask prairiedogeric10 for some fries, and best buy.

old hat

BAWWWWWWWWWWW

This needs subtitles. Bad! I think I'll never call 911, even if I'm in trouble in the states. For one, you can't understand sh*t, so my cry of despair may well remain rendered incomprehensible by the excellence that is the U.S. telephone system... That's one tenacious Mofo though...

HTPAT

I was going to say that, so let's just watch it once and NOT digg/post in WoW forums/ etc etc etc

Come on guys, it's not like these were $5 footlongs paid for, these were $6 footlongs! He had every right to go ape sh*t.

N1663rs D3p4rTm3n7

A news article said the guy called 911 because he didn't get the right sandwich. But now I see he called because they took his money and the sandwiches, and locked him out.

YTMND: The place where you dump funny audio clips you heard on another website.

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Actually you're incorrect. I heard this on Fox News.

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White America, how much n*gg*rism will you take?

I understood about every third word of that conversation, between his slurred words and the poor cell phone reception. What's even more astonishing is that the 911 operators seemed to be totally cool with his trivial complaint. I'm amazed they didn't berate him for his misuse of 911, and tell him not to call again.

Bad idea. Let's just hang up on a guy who's potentially about to go violent at a place of business. ;)