Love KK999

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It's BOJO!!

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4th

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So I met this girl who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me

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with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of n*gg*rs and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"

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epic remix, but needed to be longer.

LOL @ CrazyDiamond story

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awesome story

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Is this a scene from a movie?

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Since when did you become the physical type?

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I actually pirated the Back to the Future trilogy the day before yesterday. This scene stuck in my head

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Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!

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see now its not as good anymore

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I am the biggest Back to the Future fan ever...

I watched a bird shave its feathers.

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In before Ochobobo "power laces" quote

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Thanks for the site Keaton....huh?

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It's not your best, but it's far better than the sites we'll have to endure in the very near future, I suspect. btw, he should pump faster. Maybe that's why it don't work on water.

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Hover Bird is neglecting 50% of his appendages. The answer is so simple, fool! Clear as day! If only he can grasp it in time.

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He needs to stop thinking two-dimensionally.

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Now you're thinking in Z's.

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Unless you got PoWeRRRRRrr! I always loved that line in the movie from the first time I saw it.

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lol

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haha nice

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this sucks

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That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.

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That's about as funny as gr33nscr33n on a Battletoad™.

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That's about as funny as PatienceKing on a Adderall™.

haha gr33nscr33n f*cked it up. That's what you get for trying to multi-task like a girl. Now get off ytmnd and go crunch some stats, compile some data, make some copies, molest some kids, or whatever it is you do at work.

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The actual joke is "About as funny as a screen door on a submarine" which would be quite funny.

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The actual joke is "About as funny as an ejection seat on a polack," which isn't funny at all. My brother died that way.

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A screen door on a battle ship would simply provide a nice view of the ocean.

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Are you CHICKEN, Hover Bird?

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Tastes like it.

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crap

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swear to god I wrote my 'crap' comment without having seen this one

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whatever, poser

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He'll never hit 88 miles an hour that way.

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this comment changed my 4 to a fav

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This comment encouraged me to start my new cult religion the church of "Send me your money and I'll save your soul"

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crap

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lol

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That's not very scary. More like a six-foot Turkey.

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WITH POWAH!

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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PAIN

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Funny as hell.

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lol

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You're f*cking telling me no one took the domain name "buttheads?" for four god damned years?

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Keatons great music!

McFly You BOJO!

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crap

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Great gif but audio is too fast.

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it's missing something other wise good though

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THOSE BIRDS DON'T WORK ON WATERRRRR!!!!!!!!!111111111

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skate bird has power.

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The full potential of my 5 will not be realized until you tell me the name of that background techno track.

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080808/ap_on_en_mo/swing_vote_lawsuit

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Fad + Well known movie = the formula for most great YTMNDs

it was f*cking awesome as it was 4 a FAV then u through a delicious mix for a GOLD

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awwsum

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BOJO!

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Oh Noes!

those boards dont work on watuh less u got powuh

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with out looking at who made this it seemed like a keaton keaton site ...

When did you become keaton?

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SkatebirdSkatebird999.

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:D

SPREAD... THESE BROKEN WINGS...

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Is this one of those indy films that no one has seen?

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If you consider Back To The Future Part II indy, then yes. >:[

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Quite possibly my favorite ytmnd ever. Well, maybe. I still fav'd it, sucka.

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Water walks on birds tho

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what the f*ck is going on

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lolol higher rated than my site. sadddd

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WELL MADE GIF-TMND

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you fail, please try again ^_^

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eh, it's got a certain, uh... POW-UHH

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