RONALD, REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN

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BTW Umfold automatically downvotes all of my sites as soon as I make them without even looking at them. I think he's stalking me

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Darthwang circle jerk upvotes like fourest. Darthwang watches the spy and PMs me when I don't VOTE 5, like fourest. Darthwang makes noise sites and about 10 troll sites a day and can't understand why people downvote him blindly. Darthwang is an unfunny idiot who delivers pizza for a living. Darthwang doesn't cite sources. Darthwang doesn't mark sites NSFW. Darthwang upvotes troll sites and downvotes every halfway decent site. But mostly it's just because Darthwang isn't funny to anyone older than 14 or anyone with an IQ over 80. K?

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I upvote sites I like, based on the site itself, not who made it. I PM people only if they downvote without commenting, because it's cowardly. Noise sites are great and tons of people like them, and all of my sites are hilarious and awesome and not "troll sites". I am hilarious and a genius and I STO' P1ZZ4 for a living. No one actually cites their sources and if they do they're a dork. None of my sites are NSFW except for the ones with stuff like N*GG*R in them. I upvote all of the sites that I think are

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entertaining and/or funny and I downvote the ones that I think suck. My sites are hilarious and everyone with a sense of humor likes them, unlike retarded downvoters like Unfuld who vote without even watching a site and downvote them all based on the fact that he doesn't like the user while ignoring their individual merits.

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Dude - Noise sites. Do it once = Auto 1 FOREVER. Accept it. And by the way "I upvote sites I like, based on the site itself, not who made it" - is a complete f*cking lie. We're not stupid like you and you need to do better when you lie if you want to fool us. K?

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Dude, he was talking about UmfOld, not you UmfUld. Lighten the f*ck up.

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plus the noise site comment is a lie. you've voted 5 and commented "hall of fame" on various noise sites of mine.

*turns on the spy and grabs a stopwatch*

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Noise sites rock - it's okay if you don't like them but downvoting all of someone's sites based on just 1 type of site they make is retarded. What if I didn't like your first site PaintRules.ytmnd.com and then automatically downvoted every site you made after that without even watching them? I vote based on what I like. I'd even upvote a site you made, if you could actually make anything good. In fact, looking over your sites, I did. http://mik3m-is-lord.ytmnd.com/ 5'd by me.

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i don't officially consider myself fpa (maybe more like a civilian contractor) but it's not a circle jerk. noise sites are almost entirely unpredictable when done right, and there's endless possibilities with them. while i still enjoy a couple tired-ass fads, as well as some NES-in-non-NES-situation gags, but once you've seen a few hundred of those sites, you've really seen them all...

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You're really that f*cking stupid that I need to explain the difference of that to you? Cuz I can think of one thing better than debating such crap with you and it involves rogering myself with broken glass.

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Wang is a circle jerker. He 5s EVERY site by FPA memebers he sees. Without exception. WITHOUT EXCEPTION

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do people like noise sites because they actually think they are entertaining or do they like noise sites because they know its annoying and will annoy others even more when they get upvoted????

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Darthwang upvoted my Moon Man sites, that's pretty cool ;)

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But no, I'm sure you downvote MurdarMachene and comment Direct Rip when he makes a such a site. Which he does a lot.

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umfuld: i'm telling you that's not true and i could prove it with screenshots had i cared enough to take them. tkx7: personally i enjoy 80-90% of the noise sites I see. but I admit I have upvoted sites (noise and non-noise) just because of sheer obnoxiousness and hoping to get them in U&C at least for a short time. But that's because I'm secretly a bit of a troll, nothing to do with a circle jerk

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Murdarmachene actually makes his sites funny. BTW, http://www.ytmnd.com/sites/profile/860935 Read the comment section and keep in mind Kacen is in the FPA. You lose

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The reason I upvote so many FPA sites is because they are the ones that most usually make the kinds of sites I like, not that I'm upvoting them because of the user

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Sorry, Umfuld, but you are wrong again. DarthWang hasn't upvoted all of my sites.

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And while I can't think of an instance when he has DOWNVOTED one of my sites, that is not the point you were trying to make. You were speaking in absolutes, and you were proven WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

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Hughes, great, you're being honest. You do it when you feel like trolling. I'd have some respect if this wang would just admit that. But he can't because he's gay. He's all "Oh they're funny, they're funny" No, you're gay, you're gay.

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Although he does have me on one thing, though. Merely being a "direct rip" isn't really enough reason for me to downvote a site, it's usually just an excuse I use when I really hate a site and want to type more in the comment than just "1"

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So wait, because you don't like my sites, that means I'm trolling? Has it ever entered your head that I simply have a different sense of humor than yours? I will admit that some of my sites are made with no other purpose than to annoy people or mock other sites/users, but most of them are genuine attempts at humor. Lots of people like them as well.

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lacrossestar when I wrote that people older than 14 or with IQs above 80 don't think he's funny - what part of that do you think applies to you?

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i usually upvote murdar because most of his sites make me literally lol. it is still possible to make a good site without any editing (which I think takes a special talent to pull off), case-in-point: max's original "YTMND". murdar can also make good sites using no edits, or only subtle edits that are often mistake as direct-rips

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I love Murdar's sites. I'm just making a point of how full of sh*t this moron is

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That's a hilarious joke you have going there: Say nobody who is not X likes my sites, and when everyone proves you wrong, just arbitrarily declare them to be in group X. Sort of like the No True Scotsman fallacy, except reversed

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And wang, you say that often, that "a lot of people like my sites". No. that's just the circle jerk, buddy. You make troll sites - so big surprise trolls like lacrossestar auto 5 everyone. Those aren't fans, guy. They are just retards like you. 100 people FAVing your site - that's 'a lot'. Having 3 or 4 idiots like lacrossestar 5 you and comment "lol" isn't "a lot of people like my sites". It's "Look who your biggest fan is you retard, you should kill yourself"

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Did you totally ignore my last comment or something? It's a reverse No True Scotsman fallacy. You obviously don't know what that is, so I don't mind if you google it. I could say that about your sites, or anyone's sites for that matter. I have had a lot of popular sites. Look at my AWESOMETMND (which you have obviously already downvoted). 4.39 with 635 total votes. On up and coming and most viewed for almost a week. 4 comments with 5 stars by featured users. Do you consider Mastersitsu a "retard troll"?

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He has fived my sites. Hundreds or even thousands of different people have fived my sites. It's hilarious really, since everything you say I simply prove you wrong, then you try saying something else. Really, just give up while you're ahead. Just because you personally don't like my sites doesn't mean you can say that they are worthless and declare that anyone who likes them is a troll. I think most of your sites suck. I might as well say that everyone who fives them is just a circle jerking idiot.

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sorry about the delay, i just cooked dinner and i'm eating it now. to respond to umfuld, my iq is probably higher than 80, granted i don't remember being tested, and i'm over 14. i think darthwang is funny. you lose again.

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i'm done here

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You haven't disproved one thing I said. You don't circle jerk? Of course you do. Of course you do. You don't PM about my voting like fourest? Of course you do. Of course you do. You don't make noise sites? Of course you do. Of course you do. You don't hypocritically upvote sites by people who 5 you that are the same as mine, which you downvote? Of course you do. Of course you do. You don't troll? Of course you do. Of course you do.

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So now why don't you bitch some more. Which is all this comment string is. My reply to your womanly bitching. My sites are good enough that I'm featured. But do you see me bitching like a f*cking girl that you downvoted me? No, because I'm not a f*cking bitch. Like you

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holysh­itballs go rail a haldol or something and relax, you sound like jimmy two-times, what are you gonna go get the papers get the papers?

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That was just an homage to There Will Be Blood. When his competitor says they don't control the railroads he says "Of course you do. Of course you do." I don't know, I just love that scene.

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Every darthwang site I've 5'd (which is a lot), I've AT LEAST smiled at.

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How many times do I need to explain to you that I only PM you when you downvote without commenting. If you left a comment first, I wouldn't. When did I ever claim I don't make noise sites? Never. I just make them because I think they're funny, not because I'm "trolling". I upvote sites based on whether I like them or not. Most of your sites suck, but I've even upvoted them occasionally (I gave you an example earlier). Let's take a look at your claims again: I upvote FPA sites without exception. Disproved.

I downvote any sites that are popular. Disproved. I send PMs just to beg for votes (instead of to bug people for blind downvoting). Disproved. The only people who upvote my sites are 4 or 5 circlejerkers who blindly upvote everything I make. Disproved. You're batting 0 for 3 here, it's really pathetic, I suggest you quite while you're behind

No, you're missing the point. I give a long list of the reason your crap is 1'd: Not funny. Retarded. Fourest-like Circle Jerk. Noise Sites. Not citing. Not NSFWing. Did I mention not funny? Spaming. Narv voting. All these reasons I've explained. But you think I'm gonna list em on every site you make? You make 20 unfunny sites a day. I hardly have time to downvote them all nevermind listing the reasons you suck. So get that through your thick skull and shut up. Someone needs their pizza you better get going

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Not funny: Your opinion. Retarded: Your opinion: Circlejerk: Already disproven. Noise sites: Which are great Not citing: Who cares? Not NSFW'ing: Isn't that the mods job anyway? Spaming: Learn to spell. NARV Voting: NARV Voting is defined as upvoting popular sites just because they're popular. Since I usually don't like most popular sites, you've got it backwards. If you don't have time to downvote all of my sites, why do you do it? You seem obsessed with downvoting every site with my name on it as soon as

[-]'d without reading

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I make them. If you're going to do that, at least leave a comment. Downvoting is fine, silent downvoting is for f*cking *ssh*les. BTW, PatienceKing PM'd me and told me that you're on welfare and unemployed, so it's ironic for you to accuse someone else of having a lame job

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Exactly the point. You judge things without even looking at them first. You claim that I vote based on the user who made the sites (which I don't), but you simultaneously admit that's exactly what you do!

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LOL I NEVER REALIZED THAT

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THAT IS QUITE A FUNNY REMARK

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i wonder how many people realized that about kramer and remark, i sure didnt

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reggin kramers remark n*gg*r <-- brand new palindrome

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reggin kramers remark ni­gg­er <-- now its a palindrome

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r*gg*n kramer remark n*gg*r <-- also a palindrome

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!!TOGGAF

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umfuld im telling you thats not true

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Although I will admit that there are some people *cough*Captain*cough*L337*cough* who just blindly upvote my sites for no good reason. You do realize that the FPA basically hates him for that, right? Of course you don't. Because you think we actually encourage such behavior. What an ignorant f*cktard you are.

I don't blindly 5 your sites for no good reason, I actually watch your sites and find them hilarious. I just 5 most of your sites because you have nearly fifteen-f*cking-hundred of them, and all of them are HILARIOUS, that's why I try to imitate you, because you make such awesome sites all the time. It may have been aegis's sites that first made me like poland, but it was your sites that made me join. Every time I view Poland Phone, I still laugh, because you have such a way with fads, and turning them into

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antifads. You introduced me to the classic sites, and showed me what YTMND once was, and what I think YTMND should be. This is why I upvote your sites, not because of some blind retarded circlejerk

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why not flip the picture for a trifecta?

I was going to invert the colors, but I thought it made him look unrecognizable

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try using a photoshop "custom filter" lol. assuming that you don't actually know how to make real filters with it

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INTRANET FITES SERYUS BIZNESS

damn i meant to reply above but failed

great catch!!!!

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You're doing gods work

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DOOD UMFULD IS STALKING ME TOO!!!!

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Dead Reggin Storage

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Don't tell Nancy

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I got kicked out of a black pride festival for listening to this, you black piece of crap!

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CISUM PAR REGGIN

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That almost sounds like Latin LOL

If you could get rid of the click in the sound, even better

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