Probl'y didn't hurt, but it'll f*ck with their heads. Seriously, you need to repost this during peak hours.....more people need to see this.

+16

LOL!

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When is peak hours anyway, just for future reference.

I assume sometime between 11am-1pm when all the school kids are at lunch.

+4

What school kids? Its July.

+1

STAY! HAVE FUN! GAY!

+2

.........Animutations.

+1

Yeah really, because YTMND needs more Gabbly what are you trying to do here?

@Methodmin - All those loser kids who are too lazy to do their work during the year that they need summer school. ....and then still sit there on YTMND all day.

i love arabs

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btw that was a joke. my neighborhood is full of em. i'm no racist, but... ok i am a racist.

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Arabs don't speak Hindi you tard.

+3

wtf is a hindu

+1

^india

AAAHAHAHA

+2

stay coked up.

+4

5 for stay coked up and billy bob bear

+2

MUST F*CK THINGS

+7

I like how it's NSFW. :D

+1

NSFW'd Again

I like to f*ck things

+1

Lol, it's better than Uncut! Unimaginable!

+3

I think Uncut is fantastic. When I saw it for the first time, Tab came out of my nose on "BAKE A CAKE!!!!" My only criticism of all of these is it seems people are even lazier than I when it comes to trying to make the stuff actually have some sort of imagery or theme or even use actual words or grammar (as much as it is possible), unless this I've missed the point.

+1

give me a link to the one your talking about, thanx.

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http://uncutohh.ytmnd.com/ <--- Topic of discussion

+1

Now this makes sense: you drink Tab.

+1

lol i thought this was an old one that I missed. Nice fad resurrection

+7

Haven't seen one of these in a while, 5

+1

source?

+1

maybe if you scroll up

Best YTMND in quite a while, good work dear sir.

TACO NAZI!

+3

This rivals even the original Taco Nazi ducktales site.

Yes.

Best Ducktales Dew in my opinion. Maybe among the best Dews period.

I miss 2004 too.

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lol, counter five

+3

Not that this site needed it, people are tripping all over themselves to 5 this piece of crap.

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it's okay. the guy did a good job, however, there is no way you can compare this to the original..unless you joined last year.

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LINK THE ORIGINAL ONE THEN F*GGOT!!

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Amazing

I've been to this party

+1

Panic! F*ck the rules! Stay! Have Fun! Gay!

+4

lol sand n*gg*rs

-1

I heard "Guardian lasers" in the third line. I guess Indians love to hold down the "B" button.

I also think it should be Guardian lasers. I had a crappy cell phone ringtone when I made it, but I couldn't upload or convert it, so I found a MP3 and it turned out to be so much clearer... "lezzers" was supposed to be some sort of slang for lesbians, to go with the theme (if there is one). I should've also changed "if he has by now" to "if he hurts by now." I also thought "But I'm depressed and all" could possibly be "But I'm the principal."

f*ck this site

-8

F*CK YOUR OWN *SSH*LE! THIS SITE IS FRIGGIN AWESOME!!

+1

Don't leave! Cut around for a while!

you should probably clean up the image a bit but otherwise this is good

also 5'd for scrooge in a christmas carol

+1

Nice translating

this is so f*cking bodacious

i think i laughed loudest at the subtly rolling r in Ackbar

no, when it gets to "And I've had sex with a child" .. "Prob'y didn't hurt but it'll f*ck with their heads" ABDUCT THEM

+1

Those lines, as well as "stay coked up," are the only worthy accomplishments of this site. Let's all get f*ucking serious. Ok, I really like "How I Jihad!" too.

do it backwards and find a hidden nazi message and i'll five

-1

Send the gay to funny hell!

Any party where a "pee licker" get's teased is a party I wont go to....

+2

This is work safe.

+1

LMAO. F*ck the rules

grow a nub

+2

you don't see them ride in on the walls

gas and buy

moo Vince trade a head and you ate all

but N*gg* sometime if you feel the paint

you'll find your hole alone

every fin is gauged

laser gay

+7

you know you can't quit until it's 1'd

so Gerard

only you can do what Moskau done

you know at Subway you're a lot like me

you're just a pretzel knot

and your China Bike 3

I can see a NOOOOOO horizon

underneath the raisins guy

all beware the eagle's fryin'

Hi Arwen, HIYA

gonna meet a man in lotion

+2

all I need's this pear on wheels

+2

take me where the future's the lion

sensible spire

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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*gay guitar strum*

burn a nub

Dole will know just how far that eye can go

(just how far eyes go)

Zune, behold!

only just to view my ol' dollar row

have him fake it

you have no idea

you're prone to boiled meat

but you won't pray to a man

*chorus*

like a clam the high is mountin'

across the ballad sea

I confused it, almost fired

burning in meat

burning in meat

diss ones in your life

oh manhand this guy

and knock tummies now

and I'll come in her eye

I can hear the music plane and

I can see the panda's flyer

do you love your dad again

I hope I get high

*chorus*

Very funny. But it's hard for me because I actually understand Hindi :/ hhehehehehe

+2

SUP NIG!

YO WUDDUP!

lol!

HAHAHAHAHA this is a good one

epic win

Yea, I liked 2004 too. Whats this... made in 2008!?

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OMG SOMEONE REVISTING AN OLD FAD?!?!? WHAT THE?!?

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You're right, reviving old fads are great. You should do it sometimes, it would be a new experience for you making a good site for once. Seeing as good sites are just as crappy as this.

F*ck that, im never making a good site

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HEY HOW ABOUT YOU LINK THE 2004 ONE THEN F*GGOT SO U CAN PROVE THIS IS COPIED BITCH!!

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Its not about copying. Its about this being considered part of a 'fad' no matter what the author originally intended it to be. If a group of sites that were known to be linked as a fad have characteristics that fit this site, it is almost impossible to not consider it linked to those group of sites. This is part of a fad, an old fad that died because it wasn't funny anymore. You 5 it cuz its your first time seeing this, I 1 cuz Ive seen it before.

+1

I wouldn't go so for as to issue a blanket rejection of fads. I've seen plenty of clever, well-done sites inspired by a fad. But in this case, the fad is simply unfunny and puerile.

+1

The reasoning is simple. 1) I wanted to post a page on YTMND because the majority of sites are crap these days. 2) I saw Uncut for the first time in years and laughed. 3) It was always bothered because these fads usually make no sense grammatically, so I tried to surprise people with an ancient fad that had lyrics that actually make sense (more than the old sites, at least). I don't think it is worth 5 stars, but I do think 1 star negates the fact that the lyrics form a story and make sense, to a degree.

+1

Classic and classy.

+2

Its not 2005 moron

-4

Sodomy, cocaine, pedophilia and lasers. What could go wrong?

+6

i liked the one in swahili better. the farsi one is good too. i think the german one was better though. but i take that back. italian was best. and by italian, i really mean the basque version.

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because i know Hindi ... so its not funny to me

-4

because 99.99% of YTMNDers know Hindi

+1

As part of that .01 percent I guess I fav.

+1

I know Hindi too and I still found as funny as f*cking hell itself, you just have to concentrate a little harder

+1

lol

duck-terrible

-2

+5 for your name in relevancy to this site.

I never get tired of these

Guardian Lasers

5 for Ducktales, just to be consistent with my past voting record.

MUST F*CK THINGS!

+1

i will start to comment on every site possible. that way, the people who, so adamantly, downvote my comments will have a long and arduous task ahead.

-5

Tandoori duck, anyone?

Where is this pig on the picture from? It's so f*cking vulgar! XD

+1

been so long since theres been some ducktales action, even if it is gay child action

MUST F*CK THINGS WOOHOO!

Nice but could have used moar Joseph Fritzel.

gay

-1

I'm tinking about sending a gay to funny hell. What do you guys think?

LOL Almost as good as the Taco Nazi :D Brilliant stuff!

MUST F*CK

Would have super-fav'd if you remembered polend....

Pretty good

This is probably the most consistent Ducktales theme translation on YTMND.

Best interpretation ever. I thought all the funny DuckTales ones had been done. Guess not.

You could make an actual English song with these lyrics.

Your lyrics only fit half way. Prepare for ones. Also, it's a trap.

this was one of the better ones, it really did sound like the lyrics in many parts, and it wasn't just jibberish for the most part

LOLd

f*ck phoney gays

these are always funny

non-moving animutation

duck tales unites the world

so very great

awesome

now THIS is funny. 9 out of10.

I am so adding this to my favorites! ;-)

sites like this make rooting for the bengals worthwhile

EPIC LOL!

my *ssh*le enjoyed this.