haha what

+4

"I want to clean your vagina."

10 inches of investigative power

+1

What the hell!

Geraldo

"Gratuitous Sex Scene"

When the yacht's a rockin' Geraldo's a f*ckin'

+1

ha ha win

Does that song say something about ovaltine in the first few words?!?!

+1

I got a baby

This will become a fad over my dead body.

-9

YOU DON'T HAVE A BABY

+2

*grabs a gun*

+2

I think we're looking at a win-win situation here

+1

1

-3

i...i...what the hell!

+5 for American Psycho

-3

-1 comment point thing for thinking your cool for knowing where the clip is from

-3

Are you more or less lame for taking the effort to make a big deal out of the fact that I enjoyed the reference and voted accordingly?

-1

Also, what you meant to say was "you're cool," because otherwise you're insinuating that the cool belongs to me. Which it does, thank you very much.

-1

let me show it to you

I love hall n oates man. They are so f*cking smooth. Geraldo is jewish not latin.

+3

:{D

+8

BREAKING NEWS: I have a mustache

+2

:{)

+1

Our current position is right here by Clitorisia, which is about 3 miles North of Anustus.

geraldo loves the ladies.

and the ladies love geraldo's mustache.

+1

flavor savor

His sperm is sold in gun stores

+1

and contains depleted uranium

+3

Show Geraldo's Penis then I will 5 it.

-1

how many penises does that man have

Geraldo married Kurt Vonnegut's daughter.