Freeze: WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS?! THE ICEEE AGGE!

I'm so glad it was this Conan and not the talk show host.

+16

i tend to agree

-3

Take two of these, and call me in the morning.

+1

pulls off the 4

You eight what?

This legitimately made me thirsty.

+6

Dehydrated Babies

+24

need bottled hot cool-aid

+4

Conan the Barbarian is awesome.

OH YEA!!!

HELP ME KROM

The Kool-aid man joke is kinda dry and old, but this just sealed the deal with me.

kinda DRY and old? lol no pun intended?

+7

uguh guhah guhahahahahah.

+3

Conan the Barbarian vs. The Kool-Aid Man. Get it done, Uwe Boll. I'm counting on you.

I gotta rent that damn movie.

+3

Öh yeäääääh!

+6

John Mccain has an army of rubber wombats in his ass, poised to detonate a bomb in the center of the moon, releasing the souls of woolly mammoths who will in turn, establish a corporate empire centered around selling cat food made out of the flesh of elves

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you used the Family Guy manatees didn't you?

+6

being completely random does not guarantee you'll be funny. sry

This looks like a good movie, I'll have to rent it.

AEEEGHGHEAGHEGGHHAEHGH

Salvation? OH YEAHHHHHH.

thank you for the gift of laughter and unicorns

+1

In b4 Koolaider.

I'm a month late.

1

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NO U!

He's drunk on the kool-aid

lol!!!! this epsidoe of conen is all about HEY KOOLAID!!! becasue hes been drinking too much an ids having flashbacks to when he and hey koolais guys was freinds and would dance in the dessert like gapsies. so awesoime those were good times!!!! i liike collaid

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To crush the enemy, see him driven before us, and to enjoy the cool, crisp taste of raspberry Kool-Aid.

+11

anything with Conan the barbarian is automatically awesome.

+1

somehow just flipping a picture of kool-aid man back and forth makes for the funniest running animation in history

+7

OOHAHAHA! WOOHAHAHAAH! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

+2

un-f*cking-believable

+2

eh

-3

best movie ever, indeed

+3

Oh no!

On no!

Too low?

I 1'd this, then i heard the laugh

Good stuff.

should of added the OH YEAA!! in the distance from the kool aid man

+3

OH YEAH!

-1

+2

Someone must've slipped a roofie into Conan's koolaid or something

The Kool-Aid Man is no mirage, bitch.

+3

It's Krom

+1

cackle cackle.

I like how you put the definition of mirage in the description, because people are stupid lol

Thanks for todays lol.

ytmnd sucks today

-5

But you suck everyday.

+7

AGE OF CONAN YAY!! 5star

Maybe I'm crazy, but i really didn't find this all that funny.

If I can't 5 it for the Kool-Aid man, I have to 5 it for that damn laugh.

OH YEAHHHH!!

tree of WHOA

+1

One of my fav movies

you get a 5 for two reasons...one I like this ytmnd...and 2....I love your keywords..

This one... well, it just *works*

i'm embarrassed by how long i laughed at this

Between the time, when the oceans drank a gin fizz, and the rise of the sons of 7-up, there was a drought undreamed of... And unto this, Kool-Aid! Destined to quench the thirst of the cimmerian strapped to a tree with a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell you of his sorrows... Let me tell you of the days of OH YEAH!

I have a serious question, fearcondom: 90% of your sites have jokes that are totally arbitrary. You could replace the Kool Aid man with Count Chocula, or Flash Gordon, or John Wayne Gacy, and this site would fundamentally be exactly the same. So how do you decide what random object/character to insert into your site? Do you just pick them out of a hat? Dart board? Manatees with idea balls?