isn't even in office yet and he's pulling a Bush.

+13

Except that this makes sense

+5

That's a good thing. Liberal douchebag.

-19 [show comment][hide comment]

Naw, this isn't evil. It's just hilarious.

-2

I find it hilariously ironic how YTMND has jumped on the Obama bandwagon.

+17

He forgot polend.

+6

We should be able to dehydrate hot babies to delivered water.

+15

How is it hilariously ironic? This place is full of 18 year olds that own mutliple ipods and will say and do anything that pop culture tells them to.

+14

no rly

I support Barack Obama because his plan to eat babies is fresh and different. John McCain would have us deliver bottled hot water to them, which is the failed policy of the past.

+41

wow Twinsen... I think I love you

-3

BABIES!!! THEY'RE BABIES!!!

+8

2008 polend

-2

forget it again for the first time

+1

Also Obama is the only candidate who will procect our right to do things like sample pieces of pop culture for use in derivative works like... say... YTMNDs. http://www.lessig.org/blog/2008/02/20_minutes_or_so_on_why_i_am_4.html

-2

Twinsen: That's myspace.

www.obamamovie.tk

destined to be over rated.

-18 [show comment][hide comment]

at least you admit that you vote not based on what you think of a site but what everyone else thinks

+38

Hey, I'm a dehydrated baby and I need a bottle of hot water.

+6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbjZFwiqk9U&feature=related It needed to be linked and you all know it.

bottled Hot water

+4

with club sauce

+24

on a bun

+1

We should be able to deliver bottled hot babies to dehydrated water

+21

for America

+5

We should be able to bottle dehydrated babies to deliver hot water

+2

We should be able to dehydrate delivered water for hot bottled babies

+4

We should be able to baby bottled water for hot abled deliveries

Dehydrated babies should bottle their own hot water.

+6

SEND MONEY TO NIGERIA

+6

bottled hot water should be able to dehydrate babies

+1

Mccain has absolutely no charisma, and Ron Paul comes across as the crazy old man who sits on a park bench talking to himself (which if he didn't have a seat in congress, he would likely be)

+1

I believe that that everyone has the right to express their own freedom as long as they don't interfere with someone else's right, and please tell me that Ron Paul wouldn't reinforce what I believe in, because I have done my share of reading, and you would be wrong.

-5

I posted that in the wrong comment. Ignore that. I pasted it into the right one.

-5

Where did you get the sound?

+1

http://youtube.com/watch?v=A7RuX4pQPLY @ 6:31

+1

such a sweet snag

+1

Is it still there?

-1

Ron Paul FTW ... but seriously THIS is who we elected over Ron Paul...

-14 [show comment][hide comment]

Obama for president>Mccain for president>My *ss for president> Ron Paul for president

Most people who don't like Ron Paul, know nothing of his policies. Go and read u just a little before spewing hate, he would have been the best thing for this country.

-10 [show comment][hide comment]

up' Ronpaul2008.com Seriously if people aren't informned how can we elect the best candidates?

-8 [show comment][hide comment]

Informed' I'm going to go get my other keyboard dammit

-4 [show comment][hide comment]

actually, I know alot about Ron Paul, I think most of the people who like Ron Paul probably know nothing about his policies.

-1

There is.... another.... white meat (Bob Barr)

+5

At least RP knows what his policies are. No one knows who's controlling the hollow suit of Obama. Someone seriously needs to make a Wizard of Obama site "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!"

-1

Ron Paul people are mostly self-righteous college students who think they know what politics are because they read about it on some website. The same people who were raging liberals only a few years ago are now suddenly libertarians, when they didn't and probably still don't know what a libertarian is.

+8

I know Ron Paul. I have worked with Ron Paul for many years. You, sir, are no Ron Paul.

+1

"At least RP knows what his policies are. No one knows who's controlling the hollow suit of Obama." Yeah I know, because Obama only wrote 2 books about it. oh wait, that totally undermines what you are saying! Ron Paul is a nutcase, sorry. I mean, he only wants to go back to the gold standard and deregulate everything. If any of his supporters actually thought a few minutes about what that would entail, or knew anything at all about what happened to Enron, and stopped relying on "the worlds smallest Political quiz” to determine their beliefs, maybe they’d dump Doctor Tardis’ ridiculous ass. But don’t mind me, most of his supporters are the same people who think Loose Change is fine journalism.

+1

seriously though, Paultards and Truthers are probably even bigger suckers than Scientologists.

+2

"Ron Paul people are mostly self-righteous college students who think they know what politics are because they read about it on some website." Whats more to politics than reading about it, instead of people like you who vote forsomeone because they have an (R) next to their name

-3

"instead of people like you who vote forsomeone because they have an (R) next to their name" - I was worried about the impression I might give to people. I am a libertarian, thats why Ron Paul supporters are so annoying. Considering I can tell they read everything they (constantly) argue about off a website is so obvious that its sad. And saying I only vote for republicans is silly, Ron Paul is a republican and I didn't vote for him.

Actually, for more Ron Paul supporters are conservatives than liberals. Any liberal who professes to be a Ron Paul supporter does so solely on his stance on Iraq, and is therefore an idiot. Any liberal who's researched Ron Paul's positions should be thoroughly disgusted by him.

-2

And McCain hasn't been elected, just nominated.

-1

It is painfully clear by the use of language and logic in this thread which poster is over the age of 20 and which ones are not...

-2

I have to admit that I read about Ron Paul on a couple of websites; I still don't see anything wrong with that. I have also watched his debates on TV, and they HAVE showed me something the internet couldn't have told me. Ron Paul contained the Charisma a president needs (McCain had it too). Obama did not have this charisma. It was obvious from the way he never knew how to say and constantly said "uh" that he didn't know what the hell he wanted to do enough to become president. Reminds me of bush.

-7

"It was obvious from the way he never knew how to say and constantly said "uh" that he didn't know what the hell he wanted to do enough to become president." - so instead of reading his positions you judge by the word "uh"? what logic! while 'uh' can be annoying, people who are speaking off the cuff (and yes, that sometimes even includes Bush) stutter a lot more than those who are just repeating their talking points/stump speeches. Ron Paul's charisma? I watched every republican debate. whenever he spoke He would simply say “Why aren’t we talking about iraq?” “why aren’t we talking about the economy?” “why aren’t we…” and ask questions and scold the debate and the other republicans… without ever actually following through and talking about any of these things. It’s this rebel nature of his that helped him get by all these months with so many of his supporters having no idea what he believes. Most of em didn’t even know he doesn’t believe in evolution. But overall, my biggest

+1

problem with Ron Paul supporters is how they NEVER SHUT UP even when its clear they don’t know what he’s talking about. I can deal with actual libertarians who have been such before this election cycle began, who know who Michael Badnarik is, who have an opinion on Objectivism, who have an opinion on whether Jesse Ventura fits into their fold, who have explanations about how police and fire and money would truly work in their fold, who have decided if they are economic or anarchistic libertarians… most Internet Paultards though? Can’t say the same.

Even though I don't like him, McCain IS unfortunately going to win the election. That's just where America is at right now. Obama is going to lose so many votes at the booth this year that polls will practically mean nothing.

It's premature to guess anything, dmaz. In politics, weeks can be years, and massive scandals that would ruin other politicians overseas forever, can be forgotten overnight. at this time in 2004, Kerry was trouncing Bush in the projected electoral college. McCain could very well win, but its just as likely that now that the media will focus on him more, he will show himself to be incredibly gaffe prone and not very educated on the issues, and yes, even so compared to Bush. McCain doesnt have a Rove.

-3

Why does everyone react to trashings of Ron Paul with "WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO READ ABOUT HIM A LITTLE YOU UNEDUCATED F*CK." We did. We read about him, and we surfed the Wikipedia articles on libertarian conservatism, and maybe even read some history about Reagan and Goldwater. And we think Ron Paul is crazy. I'm sorry guys, but this isn't a censorship thing or a 'slanted debate' thing. Like it or not, for better or worse, Ron's message was heard. And rejected. F*ck along now.

I always thought being a libertarian ment having a libertarian view on political issues. I know that there are many people that are stronger libertarians than me, especially considering that I'm not old enough to vote (also like the nternet paultards you talk about), but you can't dismiss those people just because they didnt dedicate so much time into reading about libertarianism. Being a libertarian isn't about spending your time talking to libertarians and dedicating hours to reinforce your beliefs,

+1

I believe that that everyone has the right to express their own freedom as long as they don't interfere with someone else's right, and please tell me that Ron Paul wouldn't reinforce what I believe in, because I have done my share of reading, and you would be wrong.

+1

"especially considering that I'm not old enough to vote" - In other words, no one cares about your political views anyway. Come back when you have some perspective on life.

-3

lol, politics

RAWN PAWL 0...012? '16?

he'll be dead by then

+4

We should be able to blank babies until they are dehydrated until 5am

+1

I danced for him

+4

i could go for some BHW right about now, also mike done

+1

John Mccain: Hates Gooks.

+3

The fact that he actually said that is moronic enough, but think about it: why should we deliver bottled hot water to them in the first place? Thats a waste of energy, incubating hot water. Why not deliver room temperature water, then warm it up before you give it to them?

what a silly thing to do

fix the loop and its a win

start with straight shots and then pop hot water bottles

+1

Poor Dehydrated Babies don't have their hot bottled water :(

+2

don't like that text

-1

aye

... o, u, and sometimes y..

I'm all for giving babies third degree burns.

+17

A vote for McCain is a vote for another 4 years of what Bush put us through.

I love retarded liberal douchebags. lol.

-6 [show comment][hide comment]

There are a lot of currently dehydrated babies that would beg to differ.

+4

BOTTLE-HOT WATER

+1

fresh water, hot out of the bottle

my baby is hydrated thanks to mccain's bottle hot water plan for 2009

-1

I knew this site was going to be about this. I remember watching his speech live when he said that. Total wtf moment.

+3

This guy is so getting my vote.

+2

I'm sure he meant whiskey

+1

Yes, McCain intends to soak the dehydrated babies in hot water until they are plump and ready to eat....

+3

Eating hundreds of babies...

+5

And kissing hundreds of

+2

Giant Enemy Crabs...

+7

And shaking hundreds of...

-1

...saggy african titties that hang....

-1

Also, either that pic is like ten years old, or he's wearing a LOT more makeup than he usually does....

Does no one actually waste enough time here to see every freakin site ever made?: bottledhotwater.ytmnd.com

+1

In my defense, I searched 'mccain bottled water' and 'bottled hot water' before I made this and that didn't come up. Mine is tons better anyway

+3

I agree that your site is a more 'classic ytmndm' but he beat you to it and those are the rules. Now we all know that you must kill yourself or you will be forever cursed with farts that smell like burnt hair.

+2

^ sorry, extra 'm' there due to three manhattans and an actual harvey wallbanger.

+1

5d but change to 1d when this was already been done before

-1

ND'ed it.

deedeedeer

Bottled and Hot, ready to go sir.

McCain: Hot and Bottled - 08

+2

"5'd for 'Hot and Bottled' alone"

this site will be killed™

-2

Make that creepy smile again.

hes so right

+1

bottled hot water + dehydrated babies = instant hot baby mix

+3

WSBATDBHWTDB

+1

We should be able to deliver babies to dehydrated hot water?

bottled babies

+1

You just gave someone in the world an erection

+1

we should be able to dehydrate hot babies

+1

Now that's Change™ I can believe in!

ep1c

McCain's Steamed Baby Fritters YOU WILL NEED: Bottle Hot Water (approx 4 cups) 2 Dehydrated Babies We should be able to pour the bottle hot water into a pot and bring it to a simmer. Put the babies in a separate pot. Bring the water to a boil and then deliver it to the dehydrated babies. Cook for 30 minutes and serve.

Don't throw the baby out with the bottled hot water

YTMND isn't the place for political conversations.

-5

YTMND isn't the place for dehydrated babies.

+2

you would know, you've been here a whole day and have made four incredibly funny sites

+1

PTKFGS is the place for hydrated adults

+2

i know, they are so funne that they are too cool for 5's. :)

-2

Ron Paul are for f*cks who don't know how the world works and have never f*cking left the country.

-4

stop lights are a conspiracy i tell you!

+1

hahaha this guy is going to be the next president what you think we're going to elect a n*gg*r/

-5

if gas is $5 a gallon in October we're electing a n*gg*r

+2

Then the gas will be back to $1 but the gas tax will be $5

-3

Awesome. Maybe we can spend the money on roads and hospitals instead of helicopters.

+1

My bad

+8

MCCAIN? MORE LIKE DICKCAIN

+4

Mccain had on weakness (well many reall), Bob Barr.

-3

ENGLISH MOTHERF*CKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

bob barr is more of a f*cktard than ron paul

-1

already done before

-2

HAHAHHA

+1

He's got my vote

+2

I don't agree with his policies on butter, but his Hot Bottled Water for Babies program is what America needs right now.

+2

bottle-hot water

+1

what's the point of this?

oops, i thought this was a comedy website. I'll leave now.

-4

boy were you wrong

+4

I left this looping for almost 20 minutes. It kept getting funnier and funnier.

+2

PULL THE TROOPS OUT OF VIETNAM

+2

Four more years...

+1

THE POPE DID 9/11 USING ZIONIST LASERS NEOCONS NWO PARANOIA FRENCH SOCIALIST FIJIAN ZOROASTRIANS HOAXED APOLLO WITH FAKE HOLOCAUST HOAX FLAT EARTH ILLUMINATI NAZI FLYING SAUCER HOLLOW EARTH CIA ASSASINATED ABRAHAM KENNEDY PARANOIA PARANOIA PARANOIA RON PAUL 08

+2

I support your policy on dehydrated babies. You have won my write-in vote, sir.

400 BABIES!!

+2

8999 BABIES. NO WAIT! HERE COME 2 MORE....

+3

GIVE BOTTLED HOT SHOCKOLATE TO YOUR DEHYDRATED BABIES AND THEY'LL RUN ABNORMALLY FAST

+1

BUT THAT'S OVER 9000!

dehydrated babies EVERYWHERE!

+3

More republican bellyaching about what a miserable place the USA is. USA is the best country that ever lived. As a dehydrated babie i had all the hot bottled water you can shake a stick at and i'm sure you did too.

So I take it you're voting McCain then.

it won't much matter who we elect, but i am voting obama (if the line to vote is short)

+3

he is senile

John McCain's the only one I trust to protect our precious bottled fluids.

+1

I love that man. He's a hot GFILF I'd love to see in a lemon party.

John Mccain has an army of rubber wombats in his ass, poised to detonate a bomb in the center of the moon, releasing the souls of woolly mammoths who will in turn, establish a corporate empire centered around selling cat food made out of the flesh of elves

+1

wsbatdbhwtdbtmnd.

bottlhot water

+1

Wow, a normal president would just send bottled water, but McCain is willing to go through all the trouble of heating it up for us too?!

+1

LMFAO

+1

we should

+2

How'd this one slip past me? Late 5.

I plan on voting for McCain, but this is funny.

F*CK

-1

Why does the water have to be hot?

wont somebody think of the children?

It sounded like he said, "bottle-hot water," as in water that is heated to the accepted temperature usually associated with baby bottles. Am I just doing mental gymnastics or is his adjective, "bottle-hot"? Either way, you're overly reductive, as liberals tend to be. Why don't you pick apart all of Yogi Berra's quotes next and get the same 'humorous' result?

Yep, Jed.

Hot water + baby = baby dies.

doesn't loop right in firefox btw