MIRANDA

+3

She is so beautiful.

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GINGER MONGOLOID

+18

SHRIMP SCAMPI

+13

I'm not surprised if the whole movie ends up like that.

+14

never heard of the bitch. *WHOMP*

+6

Considering the content.... It seems very fitting this was made by Easy Cougar!!

+7

becaw!

poor azn kid probably got raped.

+21

Who the f*ck is miranda.

+1

Easy, cougar.

How could there be an entire planet called Miranda and no one know about it?

+7

Because there isn't one. It's a blackrock. Uninhabitable. Terraforming didn't hold, or some such. Few settlers died.

+7

YES YES YES AND YOU GUESSED IT, MORE YES!

+1 for deadly accuracy.

the redhead is a dyke

+5

I would give my life for the opportunity to curb stomp every one of those bitches.

+11

How can a movie with sex in the title be such a let down?

is your girlfriend dragging you to see this or something?

+27

F*ck, I'd pay to see that.

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I hope your talking bout the girlfriend dragging bit and not the movie itself

+21

i saw this movie, and i havent been able to sustain an erection since...

+8

I can already smell the estrogen coming from the women who are dying to see this...

+25

When women die they release estrogen?

+33

It's called fermentation.

+19

Noooo...they crap their pants. Cartman told me so.

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I MEAN IS SHE STILL WITH BIG I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.

+13

that made me lol sir

dat looks lik a gud moviee

+8

don henley suck my dick

-2

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5 for how much this show SUCKS

+5

The movie started out kind of slow when Miranda tried f*cking the Empire State Building but it got better when characters started randomly committing murder-suicides.

+85

This comment deserves a nobel prize for literature

+17

I second the motion.

-3

over the next hour and a half, i'll show you how all of your problems can be solved by my penis.

+21

brought to you by carls jr.

+10

F*ck you, I'm eating!

+7

Any guy who gets dragged to see this is a pussy whipped homo. There i said it. The guys I know who are seeing this all fit the bill. Deny and downvote all you want, but if you're there Friday, you know what you are.

+33

but... but I'm just the projectionist godammit! this isn't fair!!

+33

Someone who actually has a girlfriend?

-7

Oxymoron of the day: "pussy whipped homo"

+15

THESE OLD WOMEN NEED BIG OL C*CKS

+15

PUT THE MEN BACK IN MENOPAUSE!!

+19

You know, i actually have sat down and watched a full episode of this show. I then contemplated suicide.

+3

contemplated?

+8

Perhaps he ment... constipated... Eh EH AMIRITE?! C'mon... Don't bullsh*t me...

-2

i bet she will have sex in a city

+26

probably not, it will be pg 13 liek die hard 4(he hardly even died ( SPOILER ALERT!!!)

+1

how can anyone find sarah jessica parker attractive? she looks like a fugly *ss witch.

+12

i thought you quit

+6

not until he figures out how these non-dvd-to-ytmnds are made so he can make another tutorial and redeem his sh*tty name.

+9

Hocus Pocus?

+8

lol i love how one person makes a lame joke about my tutorial, and cause all the other people want to suck his dick, they non stop use the lame joke. its apparent that everyone hates my site Dougwastaken, that's why it's a lot higher rated than any of your sites

-6

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/444/bobsadouchevw4.jpg

-2

Grammar Nazi...

-2

fav for using audio from the view

+22

those are goats, you fool

+6

actually, arent those chickens and not goats?

+1

this is actually the best comment on this page

+1

lol

+3

whoures

+4

nice work my friend.

+3

<3 luv this show CANT WATE

+2

Straight to the point

+4

MALE CHAUVINIST COMMENT IN CAPITAL LETTERS

+18

UNAPOLOGETIC STATEMENT ABOUT PENIS SIZE

+15

LUMBERJACKS, PIRATES, NINJAS, ETC.

+9

correct order is: robot ninjas, ninjas, robots

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I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE CAPPING ABOUT

+12

LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!

+4

ALSO C*CKS

+10

MAYBE ITLL CATCH THEIR ATTENTION WITH LARGE CAPITAL.. OH WAI

-4

BLACKS HAVE BIGGER PENISES

-5

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER?? I THINK NOT!

-1

YOU GUYS TOOK IT TOO FAR

+1

C'MON! DON'T BULLSH*T ME!

+1

CHICKENHEADS

LOL IM COMMENTING TO THE CAPS MESSAGE

+2

LOOK AT ME, I'M FUNNY TOO BECAUSE I CAPS LOCK MY LETTERS TOO, JUST LIKE ALL THESE CHUMS!

Perfection

+1

I'm happy to say I've never had the misfortune of having to watch that show about the 3 hookers and their grandma.

+7

who's the grandma?

+3

The old one who shags anything with a heartbeat, despite that in real life she would get no action as every 20something guy ignores her and leaves her to her Social Security paycheck in sadness.

+2

milkman, that sounds like a show synopsis. . . you watch it don't you! Confess!

Perfect sound for this BTW.

+1

http://indyohmy.ytmnd.com/ + this = ?

+1

i'd hit the brunette.

w/ the brown paper bag

+5

I'd hit the little Asian looking one.

+5

Cluck cluck CLUCK CLUCK

+2

puck puck puck C*CK

+1

What Sex and the City is REALLY about.

+1

visual indication of yet another 5

+1

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

BlahTMND

+2

ANOREGON

+2

four tired old whores with caked on makeup who've been screwing everyone in the city and then yapping about it, things get crammed into one orifice and bullsh*t spews out of the other.

+20

4 whores 1 city

sweet jesus I definitely need new underwear.

+1

also, spoilers.

+2

*Major spoiler*: Jesus doesn't exist.

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They're all talking about how good I was in bed last night!

-5

You know after watching family guy last night, I had a feeling this was going to be like the view joke. Not really sure why though.

+1

When did they kidnap that Vietnamese kid?

+4

when their stomachs started growling

+4

whattt that's stupid, asian food only fills you up for 30 min.

+2

-2

Success spoiler is successful.

-2

Ah, morning at the Lon Lon Ranch

+10

Guys who smoke c*ck are "fabulously" awaiting this movie. Guys who smoke crack are "f*cking" their bitches in the *ss when asked to go see this movie. Ask yourself, do you smoke c*ck or do you smoke crack.

-6

Maybe bird flu isn't such a bad thing.

+3

The comments page is great!

+2

haha stupid hens.

+2

dam charlotte looks hot doing that

+3

*Spoiler* THEY ALL GET AIDS AND DIE!

+2

I would rather wire a car battery straight to my scrotum than see this foetid cinematic abortion.

+4

Ugh, My girlfriend loves Sex and the city... I WANT TO DIE!!!!!

+6

Man, if I had a girlfriend and she dragged me to this, she would DEFINITELY be gettin it in the butt that night. If I had a girlfriend :/

+3

Pretty much 5***** If it doesn't work (voting)

+2

Sex and the City is written by men to keep women feeling powerless.

+4

Also lol chickenheads

+3

Thanks you saved me $9

-6

spoiler: their vaginas are like pringles cans with roast beef glued to the opening

+24

NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!

+7

I lol'd.

-1

5

+2

HAHAAAAAAAAAAA nice job. my girl asked me to take her to this sh*t, so I punched her in the ovaries. I can't wait to show her this.

+5

ovarian punch ftw

+1

let me guess they break up because the boyfriend is setup in a life and death situation that involves world of warcraft and of course he has to jump in a hole full of needles just to get the game. oh wait a minute this would make an excellent YTMND. i'll get right on it sir.

-2

wait wait i got anew twist...he is going to push his wife into the needle pit to get it for him because he is a man and can do it. lol, pricelessssss, more pricelss than those VISA ads.

-2

Way to steal a joke from Family Guy

-3

Well I guess if you could call anything from Family Guy a "joke."

+8

YOU THINK THAT'S BAD, REMEMBER THE TIME I STOLE A JOKE FROM FAMILY GUY?

+19

^Andy, that response was worse than the time that I went to [insert random Wiki article] and found [insert random Wiki article] doing [insert Wiki article]

+5

compelling conversation! really, way better dialogue than the original, this actually had some character development in it!

+4

http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

+7

If I saw that movie and one of them didn't die I'd be pissed.

+6

dont ruine it for me!!! its bad enoguht hat my sister is making me go for her beirthday next weekend but that if you spoil it ill have to sit through it while i already know the ending and thatd be even worse than the fact that i have ot go on a birthday movie date thingy with my sister and for of her friends from collgate who never talk to me much when were in the car together. but they have nice boobs well two of them at lest do!! and in the movie if it sucks ill be abale to turn and watch theri bboos!!

+5

Be sure to stand up and yell "ANAL SEX!" at random intervals during the movie. The earlier the better. This will ensure you get ejected from the theater, thus saving your manhood.

+7

The only problem with that is all the f*gs who went to watch this movie will be giggling with delight.

+6

uhhhhh

this show was about as funny as this site.

Yea...an easily-made, old, stolen joke deserves a 4.7. Good job ytmnd.

I think of this site as the ultimate QFT. Even if the base joke (squawking bitches = farm animals) has been done before, this rendition is appropriate, timely, and well-executed. And the details! Just look at the details: India Arie beneath the chicken scratches, snide domain and hotkey commentary, and a penchant for attracting downvoters with sandy vaginas. Good job indeed, YTMND.

+6

lol

+2

I've always wondered what exactly went on on that show. Now I know.

+1

rich giggling c*nts.

+3

5 minutes later they had that asian girl with a bottle of merlot and a good cry.

+3

What's the plot? Did they kidnap that Asian girl and have a huge orgy or something? That would be interesting.

+1

hahah

+1

i was really hoping to see lasers shooting out of someone's anus

+4

yeah thanks for ruining it for me, jerk!

+2

Sarah Jessica Parker's face looks like a foot.

+4

got this from family guy's redition of the view very clever adaptation i may add. funny the episode of family guy that had this was on tv not to much time later this was on it. you see it and thought that by the way

+1

this movie should be called "no box office for old whores"

+10

That small Asian child they captured seems resigned to her fate. Hopefully her sacrifice to their dark gods will be quick and painless but knowing them I doubt that it will be so.

+2

perfect

That ginger makes me sick.

Roman Bellic dies at the end of GTA4.

-2

Only if you work for Demetri instead of killing him. I killed Demetri so Rose died instead of Roman.

-1

Uh Duuuuuuuuuuuuuh!

jacking off to sex and the city is more shameful than using YTMND material

+5

WHY WONT THEY F*CKING SAY THE NAME OF THAT C*CKSUCKER "MR BIG" IT SOOO F*CKING STUPID!!!!!!!! Thank you for making this.....this is all I think of this f*cking show...I f*cking hate it!!!!!!!

Yeah, That pretty much sums up that show...lol

+1

I can just imagine: "Hey Miranda, I want eggs for breakfast.... AW, F*CK, THAT IS NASTY! What the f*ck?!...f*ck........No, get off me you sick bitch! Get the f*ck off!"

Coach Z, your imagination is real sucky.

Family Guy did this with The View.

if you like sarah jessica parker, or want to smash her face in with a shovel, please check out my site in which she is humiliated http://gamegenie.ytmnd.com

4.62?

bittor intranet uzors liek to upvoat sites that depict femails in a negitiv wai

+2

eeeeeexactly

needs sheep noises too

Is that kid Asian? Why is that kid Asian? None of those bitches are Asian. Do you like how every statement I say ends with the word 'Asian'?

little girl must be rescued from growing up in an inferior mentally challenged society. she must join us in forming the master race

God damn it, why do women talk so much? I mean, I could understand if it was about, like, physics or the future, or something, but it's mindless drivel about their own self-aggrandized lives! JESUS CHRIST, none of us will exist in 100 years! Why waste your time being a God-damned ORGANISM, prattling on about your own tiny, pointless LIVES?!?!!? F*CK.

Mysteries abound in the universe, and so many people are just content sitting around talking about crap. You aren't real people - you're bizarre simulacra of real people - like a half-baked failure of some derranged creator who accidentally granted you awareness. ARGH. Humanity has existed for 200,000 years, and you still think something is special about the infinitessimal span of time you exist for.

If only someone - and I'm no longer speaking of women here - anyone could develop a f*cking IOTA of perspective, you'd realize that there are so many important unkowns to be found RIGHT NOW, rather than suddenly having a 'revelation' during a mid-life crisis, then dying unhappy, wishing you'd realized this when you were young enough to act on the impulse. HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?

F*CK THIS SH*T. I'm off to build a time machine. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED, MOTHERF*CKERS.

HALLO I AM MASTUR CHEIF LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!1!11111

+1

its a revelation!

-1

How and Why are two entirely different questions. I am. To what extent those two words reach is not answerable by anyone. To believe that How is more significant than Why is pretty narrow minded, which is evident of your poor state of being as a specimen of this species. 'For being hateful, offensive and void of compassion has led to more regression of this race than any humble person. Also, this show sucks.

lol, philosophy

-1

hahahaha the entire movie summed up perfectly in just a few clucks, very nicely done!

+1

I always thought "Pick a little, Talk a little" from The Music Man summed up Sex and the City...only more sophisticated... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbhnRuJBHLs

http://gh.ffshrine.org/soundtracks.php?r=39387

This YTMND is as about as creative as the show.

-1

this ytmnd = win

NO! GAWD WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT TOPIC!!!11!1

Women do not talk with each other. They talk AT each other, neither side is listening.

+4

Why is there a child?

Annyong!

loool genuis

In every movie, and every series, and every friggin' show, there has to be at least ONE JEW.

WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS WITH THE GOOK?! WHATS

-2

Sorry guys, I was the one who dragged my silicon coated c*ck (long story work accident, lol) Across the red heads teeth a decade ago.

Syphilis FTW

Awesome, but you lose 1 star because I don't feel the music fits.

Omfg-So sending this to my girlfriend...

holy sh*t voted 5

whores in the city

also, all women are whores.

-2

also your a virgin

*you're

tired

crank call me at 908-397-7223

i loled you son of a bitch

so good to know that someone sees it as I do

What do you mean sees it as you do? There's another way you can see it? Smell-o-vision? (oh dear god..)

I have too much respect for family guy.

this site will be killed™

+2

lol movie

-1

just great

Eponysterical!

how do i beat the giant mole in the fire levl in blackhawk 2: hitlers revenge

+1

6/5 stars

+1

she's clawing that poor asian girl's face

+1

I can sum up this show's premise in one sentence: A bunch of whores looking for the biggest dick possible.

+2

f*ck bitches

This can be used for The View as well.