Only dascoot gets 4-hour erections around here.

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oh I get it because shes a girl right, real funny loser. She's probably taking a n*gg*rdick right now

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hall of fame

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what Text-to-Speech software did you use?

+1

http://www.cepstral.com/

Punch the Keys For God's Sake is meant for everyone.

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check out our ad in GOLF magazine.

+8

Please consult your Dr L337 to see if YTMND is right for you.

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This is just priceless.

+3

this is a poorly made ytmnd and does not deserve the score it has

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dont bring your girlfriends or wives near Dr L337 tho.

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Don't worry guys, I hired a bunch of scientists to find the cure for fat wallet syndrome.

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5'd for that gook frontlosthis's n*gg*rous comment.

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"physical f*cking therapy" this site should be NSFW'd btape is a prejudice bitch

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This ytmnd is trying to cover up all the home-made jokes that the big evil ytmnd-corporations don't want you to know! And hot singles in your area!

YES YES: I get an erection each time I login!

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wanted to downvote this but got some smirks in

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This gave me a 4 hour erection. I don't know how it gave me a 4 hour erection since it was created only five minutes ago but it did

+20

not for nursing or pregnannt women.

damn you OCD for adding that extra "n". perhaps a lil' YTMND can keep it in line.

5

I haven't had an erection since I saw the NEDM fad.

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Finally something original thank you Fluk3!

Thank you! Man ytmnd needed this fads are getting played out and old sh*t is hitting Top Viewed on a daily basis now! Your creativity is inspiring!

I would have given you a 5 if you had the line "ask your doctor if ytmnd is right fot you"

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I just modified the text slightly to include a phrase similar to this.

ask ur f00td0ct0r! hurr!

+4

changed to a 5!

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Moar like call a therapist if you get an erection at all while on YTMND

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self-inflicted discomfort can lead to 4 hour erections

mmmmmmmm

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I'll take The Rapists for 200!

Fantastic!

Yes It Is.

Why should you ask your doctor about YTMND? An erection lasting over 4 hours!

1 star for each healthy hour of erection

Oh god I've overdosed!

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Has anyone seen that Chowdah ytmnd that was posted in the sponsored group like a week ago? that songs makes me wanna tap my penis with my thumb like it's a musical instrument in rhythm to the song of it.

SOMEBODY PLEASE REPLY TO THIS!

I, for one, did not see a Chowdah ytmnd that was posted in the sponsored group like a week ago.

here: check out http://chowdah.ytmnd.com/ Then see if you get the urge to thump your penis with your thumb as if by doing so you were creating the music to it... Then, in case you ever communicate with the user Chowdah, tell him that you love playing with you penis in reference to his ytmnd "Chowdah"... I mean you may ask what's the point to that, but then again WTF is the point of him making this YTMND of a bowl of f*ckin soup! Jesus Christ

you sound like you already suffered the side-effects

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i know that wasn't your voice, but for some reason i can't believe it is TTS lol

Yeah, it's getting more realistic.

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I, for one, did not see a Chowdah ytmnd that was posted in the sponsored group like a week ago.

funne max jokez

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Well since most YTMNDers don't get laid they should really rub one out to take care of that 4 hour erection.

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That's what the "Physical f*cking therapy" is for.

+3

Hey Kaizen, you know how they say 'the one who smelt it dealt it'...?

Side effects were similar to those reported by patients taking a similar drug. Most patients were not bothered enough by the occurrence of side effects to stop viewing ytmnd.

+2

Clever.

+1

Sciatica = Auto 5

+2

5 because the old chick at the end has nice tits

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PHYSICAL F*CKING THERAPY

+2

The only symptoms I ever got from YTMND was minor lust and severe loathing.

-1

I want this ad on my site.

I don't think most YTMNDers have to worry about sitting on a fat wallet.

+2

This is definitely Alex in Mac OS X and not Cepstral.

With Alex, try this in Safari by highlighting the text below and selecting: Services > Speech > Start Reading Text: [[inpt TEXT]] hello [[cmnt PITCH 0..127]] [[pbas 10]] hello [[slnc 200]] [[pbas 100]] hello [[pbas 43]] [[cmnt TUNE]] [[inpt TUNE]] ~ 2EH {D 2000; P 400.0:0 400.0:40 200.0:60 200:100} [[cmnt EMPHASIS +/-]] [[inpt PHON]] [[emph +]] EH [[slnc 100]] [[emph -]] EH [[cmnt ACCENT]] [[inpt PHON]] @1AEplIHk2EYSIXn. [[slnc 100]] @2AEplIHk1EYSIXn. [[inpt TEXT]]

Cepstral william is probably the closest thing jimijenga will find

Woah, that was awesome. How did you find this out?

oh Jesus....

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Incredible pain FTW

"is not for everyone", immediately cuts to a pair of tits

I Lol'd.

Do you have genital herpes?

SMOOTH JAZZ PROPAGANDA

+1

my erection only lasted 3 hours and 49 minutes. phew.

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i...love..you.....

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featured user status is in order

inside joke

BING!

Seeing that chick's nipples through her tight white T-shirt gave me an erection lasting longer than four hours, if you know what I mean....wait...you should know what I mean.

I think I might have Goldberg syndrome. What do I do?????

Just stop sitting on your feet.

+1

five shots of grey goose and call me in the morning

+3

goldberg syndrome LOL five

*Achievement Unlocked With This Site*

+1

Needs a goatse in the background somewhere :P

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somewhat clever

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Heh, it's funny how all these medicine commercials always show dumbass women doing tai chi or some other equally retarded thing. It seems like when women take dangerous side effect meds they get the urge to act stupid in public, I think they are better off playing tennis and riding horses with their ultra absorbing vagina sponges.

I giggled aloud.

what do I do about my 4 hour erection

USE IT USE IT NOWOWOWOWWWW!

Good original content.

I like how it implies that using YTMND will make you go outside.

+1

awful ytmnds about ytmnd may remain at the top of the up and coming for days

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^^ Suffers from Goldberg syndrome.

+1

Among other debilitating conditions, such as nihilism.

I lol'd

The errection line made me explode into uncontrollable laughter. It's called "priapism" BTW so henceforth people can say "5 for priapism." Now I better delete my history because someone might do a google search on my computer for elephants and see that I searched for "erections lasting longer than four hours" and be like, "Why were you searching for this?!" And then I'd have to make some comment about how horny I am and bang her. On second thought, let's not delete my history just yet.

lol this is exactly whatmax needs to have a sponorhsip by a drug company that would take care fo all his wows and make him feel better and give this siet more money too!! that and four hour ercteions!!! hooorayy for four hour eractions! wait...doenst that hurt for real thoguht?

+1

Did you change the voice a bit, sounds ever so slightly different from when it was posted.

added a few lines so it doesn't sync with the music in the same way. but the voice is the same.

incubation

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achieves its objective

Prolonged use of toprated may cause anal leakage.

+2

I GIVE 4 CUZ IT NEEDS COX OR ANAL LEAKAGE

3:57.... and counting....

5 for Piriformis Syndrome

still think this is aweosme..