truth

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Truth: Blacks are degenerate monkeys. Kill all n*gg*rs

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swear george lucas wanted to put E.T. in another movie.

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Truth: Monkeys are blocks. Kill em with bowling balls. (3 tries: Bronze, 2 tries: Silver 1 try: Gold)

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George Lucas should be up front.

Seriously, it would make more sense to have him as the one NOT walking away. The others liked a different script that he rejected.

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No, George is the one laughing about the whole thing. He is the Toht of the three. And I imagine Ford and Spielberg would have been the most disappointed with his script so they're the ones rifling through it's remains. Plus Spielberg is the Jew therefore he wears the Jewish attire.

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Ahh, I actually understand it better now. Keep it the way it is. Also, keep upvoting my comment regardless.

+2

*cough* pirate *cough* bay *cough*

I take it the movie wasn't very good.

puntastic

Shia LaBeouf'd

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The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.

+17

i dislike that young man and look forward to the day when he stops appearing in movies

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I always thought he was good in Holes. I just think he is getting poorly cast these days because he's becoming popular and all.

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are you kidding? i would give my left NUT to: A) team up with the transformers to battle the decepticons, or B) run around fighting aliens with Harrison F*ckin' Ford!

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"Steven Spielberg and George Lucas presents Harrison Ford and Shia LeBeof in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of The Crystal Skull"..that's the entire screenplay.

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SSAGLPHFASLIIJATKOTCS

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I think it would be funny if someone made a site that had Harrison Ford in it, but someone photoshopped his face onto his face...

+2

Don't look at it! Shut your eyes! Don't look at it, no matter what happens!

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Poor Spielberg though. He even busted out the traditional Jewish regalia, all for nothing : (

Good advice. That's how I go to see Spielberg movies nowadays.

+1

George Lucas: "I want Shia swinging from tree to tree with monkeys and a big flying saucer" writers: [groan & roll eyes]

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also snape kills dumbledore

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this man has shared a truth with us all on this day

Who needs nuclear bunkers when you've got a refrigerator!

+5

I still feel that, though messed up, the refrigerator was f*cking epic.

-1

TOP MEN!

+6

grab a straw and have some fun!

I get it

i lol'd

I liked it, f*ck you.

You should really get that checked out.

-1

it's an action adventure movie what the f*ck do you expect

+3

Something better than The Mummy Returns.

+1

a plot

+2

I'd expect to die if I tried to hide in a fridge during a nuclear explosion... lead hinders radiation, it isn't impervious to intense heat... if it somehow was launched out of the blast zone I'd expect to be turned to jelly by the resulting impact. This movie has no where near the quality of the original three.

i'm pretty sure there was a south park that did this exact same joke except for 22 minutes

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So basicaly what you are saying is that this is better than that southpark episode.

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5'd for grinning Lucas.

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Yep. Speaks a thousand words of truth so simply.

+1

So this wasn't about Trouble's Tale? I just thought, since they're pirates and have a ship named Lost Cause... bah, whatever.

Most excellent.

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5 for the idea, but I loved Indy 4, so whoever didnt like, why dont they go take a letter opener and go stick in their skull?

Same here, funny YTMND - but I disagree with it. I thought the Indy 4 script was good. It's just a different movie from the others in general because 20 years've passed; movies are different today from what they were back then. Especially action/adventure.

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5 because it's absolutely correct about everything that's wrong with the movie. This movie isn't different, it's shoddily written with, of all things, shoddy cinematography. I enjoyed the hell out of it, but I don't ignore that this thing was shoddily (though lovingly) made.

+1

It was enjoyable...even though the script was terrible and there were a lot of awkward moments like the first scene with Marion. I think back in the day Spielberg spent more time on each project...now he just churns them out like a machine so we get gems like Munich mixed in with more trite fare like this. And yeah...the UFO...lame

+1

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

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I'm selling these fine leather jackets.

+1

You're Bloomer

Don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion, and don't look at it, no matter what happens.

So the script was a litter box this whole time...

+5

I liked the movie, even though I will admit some of the action parts and story lines were dumb. It was a typical Indiana Jones movie. The series has always been based on B movie material.

+2

yeah same here, I quite enjoyed it myself

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-1'D you guys sure move fast

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The old movies were inspired by B-movie material, Indy IV was mired in it for 2 hours. The old movies overcame the inadequacies of old serials but Indy IV was flat-out stupid.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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It's almost as if you took http://worldsendscript.ytmnd.com/ and applied it in a way which is much less funny.

"Alien-Museum-Making-Russian-Nazis" - the note at the bottom of the box

+1

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen on the internet. Absolutely perfect.

+1

indiana jones is a film produced by jews. its by the same jews that made star wars.

-6

LOL

+1

All I need is an idea.

+6

THWUMP

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I blame Lucas.....monkeys attacking russians....shia lebeouf....aliens.....ant ladders....moses like parting of ants(there is your jew influence).....boat cars.....zombie mayans....also c*cks

+5

It's face-melting time.

Well put, Blommer. Well put.

There's a snake in the plane, Jaque! *Points to Lucas*

Also, I love how Indy moves away, wanting no part in this.

Perfect and sad because it's so true. Also c*cks.

Oh yeah, I keep forgetting what great dialog was in the original three movies... oh wait...

+2

I was so sad when I saw this movie.

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+1

"Hey, Steve, it's George again. I think I've settled on the perfect plot device for Indy IV. Aliens. And not classy aliens, either, like Close Encounters. I'm talking super-f*cking-cheesy flying saucers. And we need the stalest villain of the series to make it work. She's going to be totally useless like Vogel was in Last Crusade except--get this--she has a SWORD. And we need at least six CGI shots of a prairie dog to meet my masturbatory quota. Gotta go--I've been sitting on the toilet for two days!"

+10

I liked Indy 4. It gave me greater respect for the Soviets. They sent an entire platoon into America and took over "Area 51" during the height of the Cold War. Also, I didn't know Stalin was so interested in psychic warfare. All the movie needed was a guest appearance by Khrushchev to make them the perfect replacements for the Nazis.

+1

I didn't know Stalin was even alive by 1957.

did somebody say Khrushchev?!?!?

spielberg has nuked the fridge, pass it on

+1

This reminds me of a time when YTMND would always have good sites like this

+1

Plastic skull. Stuffed with saran wrap.

I suddenly remembered my Charlamagne and it said vote 5

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you must've REALLY not liked this movie. cant blame ya

you rule!

Lucas' head looks so f*cking funny in this.

Myself, I think they all blow chunks except for Raiders.

"And we need at least six CGI shots of a prairie dog to meet my masturbatory quota."

+2

I thought the prairie dogs were the aliens, evolved over the thousands of years... now I'm really confused.

It's so true...

They made it anyway, lol.

Oh well, at least Schindler's List was good. They should make a sequel to that where he has to help muslims escape from a Russian prison. Shia Labouf can play his son. Schindler's List 2: The Addendum.

+2

You're Skizzick

lol, stuff

Nothing stops George Lucas.

Surprise! Spielberg, Harrison and LaBeouf are all Jews. The movie sucked but they banked in on our money so those greedy bastards win again.

-2

when indiana jones said "i like ike' in the beginning of the film, i wanted everyone in the production of this film dead

-1

George Lucas looks happy.

dead on.

I love how Lucas looks completely unperturbed at the thought of a crappy script

Am I the only one who found Cate Blanchett unbelievably hot throughout the whole thing?

Yes. Yes, you were. I merely found her mildly do-able.

Very funny even though I liked Indy IV

Wait... I didn't 5 this?