I hate how that stuff feels.

+7

People can also hear you coming a mile away.

+10

sexytmnd

+10

that white guys all like ('u ')

+2

/yawn

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Fale and farty

If people hear you coming, stifle the screaming. Use a ball gag or something.

+4

hot damn!

+3

rich, gay

+6

It's That Damn Hansel! He's So Hot Right Now!

+37

HA! I spit all over the screen when I read that. Thanks for the laugh.

+6

i spit all over the screen and im not even drinking anything!!!

-3

oh baby

If I could blow up this YTMND to be the size of a twin mattress, I would make love on it.

+17

Corduroy is renowned for it sensual texture.

+6

I got a chub and I'm not even gay.

+12

actually, that's what they call being gay... having chubs over men... you're gay, dude. yup. gay.

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What if you get a chub over corduroy?

+24

gay

+3

I liked my fingers after I masturbated to this

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lol he liked his fingers.

+5

sex with men wearing corduroy

+14

Imagine the noise and friction.

+20

I'm hot

+3

i could get lost in that man's dimple

+9

Men. Confident, secure, assured. They know what they want. And they're damned sure going to get it. Sharing comraderie, a brotherhood of men. No matter whether they're black, white, sports jacket, turtleneck, or three-piece with vest, men with clean close shaves and fresh haircuts are ready for business, ready for relaxing at the end of the business day. Under the hint of aftershave they give off an animal scent - and women smell it - and they get excited. Corduroy.

+58

ya rly

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do you work in the ad department? Sounds like it. If not, you fooled me.

+4

The best kind of Roy.

+4

he doesn't work in the ad department, he works in the men's department

+13

You're going to love the way you look. I guarantee it.

+14

where the hell have you been

WHen you party with boomaga, you party with boomaga

+2

Where do I order?

That's why I don't get the job. They see me as a threat when I come in wearing that same suit.

+5

5 for smooth jazz

+9

i feel like i am looking for fine men's clothing in the mall

+7

pimp juice

Even the angry-looking Lilliputian looks rich and masculine

+17

lol

lawl

-2

lol at Gulliver's Travels

works for me

This is amazing.

Dammmnnnn right!

+2

Sh*t, I'm seduced.

+2

Good choice of music, I felt like I was in Burlington Coat Factory smelling dirty Mexican body odor and trying on plastic suits and cologne that smells like dirty Mexican body odor.

+3

......then slipping off to the stock room to masterbate with the pungent aroma of dirty mexican body odor filling your nostrils................

+7

This was nicely put together.

+3

that one man is much smaller than the other two

+6

Boney James. lol

+1

I'm glad to see something like this can still conquer the front page every now and then.

+11

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suprise!!!

+2

i dont get it

-4

Just like sex.

+8

Youre gonna like the way you look. I guarentee it.

+4

i have that suit

+2

music makes it

+1

They seem more like the trouser-suit, bell-bottom types.

Boney James

+2

the music is a perfect match for the image, nicely done

+2

The music actually reminds me of the Weather Channel. I expect it to go "Currently, the temperature is.....64 degrees....under cloudy skies."

+12

Now, here's your Local Forecast.

+8

There's a 90% chance of SEXY later today

+19

Its COLD outside...

It reminds ME of the Men's department at Dillards

This song was on The Weather Channel, and it was played (among other songs) during the Local Forecast for April 2008.

You stay classy, YTMND.

+4

The sexiness levels are off the charts with this one.

+2

That is sleek. Needs 3 lines of text, imo.

ah, thanks for triggering my "Smooth Jazz" phase...

+2

am I missing something?

-3

You and me both. I'm just trying to advertise my summer line of suits. Everyone else thinks this is a joke.

+13

Corduroy + Sex Panther= poontang

+2

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

+1

I don't think these cats would be caught dead wearing a pair of flip flops. Having said that, there's something about this YTMND that makes me want to wear them. I'm afraid. Please help me...................

+1

Mmm yeah, that's some might fine bom-chicka-wah-wah.

5

rich, masculine... CORDUROY???????? My ass. :D +1 for music.

-2

Top notch

Sand negros climbing mountins

Captain Kirk would be proud.

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+2

The music choice was perfect.

+2

When the picture loaded, and the song started playing, I was actually really glad nothing else happened

+1

CORDUROYTMND

Birth of a fad!

i wanna sex u up

The guy on the left just wants to get it on with the guy on the right. The little midget corduroy wearing guy in the lower left corner isn't happy with that thought. He's going to stop that from happening with his intense stare, but you know he's going to lose with that music playing.

its just a powerful look

This site is great because it leaves a lot up to your imagination.

remove the disgusting n*gg*r from the ytmnd and ill vote 5

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more like remove yourself from ytmnd

+6

attention whoreee

that is an oxymoron

+1

fatality

I don't get it... used the googles... still don't get it.

+1

http://vvvt-vvvt-vvvt.ytmnd.com

This YTMND is cool. I'm not saying that it's cool, I'm saying that it is cool. I wish I could italicize the word "is" to show that I'm objectifying the word "cool."

-1

Well actually, you forgot Polska!

-1

Indeed.

great music choice

haha

RICH, MASCULINE CORDUROY .+plus+. FINE, CORINTHIAN LEATHER .equals= MORE SEX THAN YOU CAN HANDLE

corduroy = sex fiend

+1

lol @ jaw.

looks more like velvet or velor

ya know, that's exactly what i was thinking. being a fan of corduroy, that doesn't look like it.

I hear the Calrissian line is even more smooth...

+1

The guy on the right looks like Young Jay Leno.

That guy on the right has a pedo-smile.

-1

lawl

I see what you did there..

I hate the texture of that crap.

I hate the texture of all crap.

what? why?

corduroy is legit, true pimps know my n*gg*

Like a man, this site says what it means, and does what it says.

...and Helen Keller's favorite color!

Truly Tasteless Jokes.

Update: this site still the best on YTMND

+2

^

+1

Inch High Private Eye loves himself some corduroy.