holy sh*t I love the soccerball-puck

+24

I really can't even tell if that announcer is saying "there's Beckham!" or "David Beckham!"

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neither... Dennis Bergkamp, a Dutch soccer player. I thought he said both of those on the first bergkamp site I saw

+12

the last pic needs the goaltender in hockey equipment

-1

To Captain-L337, I believe it's called a Soccerpuck

+2

DENNIS BERGKAMP OUAOUAOUAOUAOAH!!!!!!!!!

+6

wrong sport, son

-2

00000 0 0 0 0 0 00 0000 000 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 0 0 0000 0000 0 0 000 0

+1

nearly anything bergkamp gets a 5

+3

I would like to express my admiration for this truly marvelous piece of work.

This is the only one of your sites I'm not downvoting for your douchetmnds and comments.

-2

I expected worse from you

+9

ugoffispungry.ytmnd.com!

lol

+1

delivers on its title of AWESOME

+4

I can't believe I've 5'd two of your sites in a row.

+4

In before that f*ggot humbajoe comes on here and acts like a F*GGOT

+5

F*CKING FAV'D

+2

3

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UMFULD I HATE YOU

+3

What's that sound you guys make when your about to kill an infidel?

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+15

ALLEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI!!! Ohh, god yes.

+4

How is it that you always wind up doing the "why didn't I think of that" type sites and doing them before anyone else does it? It's uncanny.

+11

GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

+2

Bear CUM!

+10

I hate you for making this so awesome

+3

Where's Frank de Boer?

+3

He shpilled de boll

+7

I thought he was gonna destroy the Death Star in this one too.

+6

belfour

+7

2

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walker told me you have AIDS

+3

HAHAHAHA

+1

why did it take so long for somebody to do this? lol

+1

Mighty domain grab.

+4

you're on a roll

+1

I f*cking Hate you darth wang

+5

Wouldve been an automatic five for Arsenal, but you also made it worthy of a five regardless.

-1

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+1

AWESOME

+2

OOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

+1

+1000 for D2, one of the greatest movies ever, and -995 for Dennis Bergkamp and f'n Arsenal. GLORY GLORY MAN UNIIIIIIIIITED, GLORY GLORY MAN UNIIIIIIIIITED, GLORY GLORY MAN UNIIIIIIITED AS THE REDS GO MARCHING ON ON ON!

-2

When they make a coaching Mount Rushmore, there will be Vince Lombardi, Red Auerbach, Sir Alex Ferguson, and Gordon Bombay.

-2

SCORE!!!!

+1

dennis

+1

exquisit

+1

i expected more.

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I would expect more too if I enjoyed frothy gay buttsecks.

+8

Ref, why dont you call something for crying out loud, HEALMOSTTOOKHISARMOFF!!!

+3

After slapping enough faces on the fat n*gg*r kid you finally found one that works.

Hypodescent is a bitch.

-3

99

+1

Are ya'll ready for this??

+1

DENNIS BERGKAMP!!!!!

+6

DENNIS BERGKAMP!!!!!

+6

OAHAHHAOAOAOHOHAHAUAUAUUUUUUUU!

+7

JackVanGelderTMND

+1

so silly

+1

5'd and fav'd

+1

heh, ok.. cought me off guard there bucko-5... but I still dont like being told to vote 5... and 4.5 isn't optional

-5

Iceland Coach- "THE GOALIEEEEE!!!!"

+2

Team USA's going down. Thats where theyre going.

+1

There are two Darth Wang sites on the Up and Coming now, and I actually enjoyed one of them and got a smile out of the other. Man, this doesn't feel right at all

+3

My ears are bleeding from the sheer awesomeness of this site.

+2

This site (and the fact that the rink suddenly becomes a field) is awe-inspiring. 8

+2

best thing since the internet

+2

dang, 4.43, if you keep pulling in ratings like this, you might have to execute Plan 3500

+5

1 (taste your own medicine F*G)

-5

DARTHWANG YOU SON OF A BITCH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE USELESS BUT YOU ARE QUITE THE OPPOSITE, YOU JOIN ME AND MY FAMILY FOR DINNER NOW, AND WE DISCUSS MAKING YOU A BUSINESS PARTNER. (ALSO I NOT SPEAK OF THE YTMND PARTNER MAKING)

+2

heh, cause YTMND partner making involves sex with men

+4

don't talk about me behind my back

+1

voat5

+2

this site makes me ashamed of ever liking ytmnd.com

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THEN GET THE F*CK OUT OF YTMND *SSH*LE! NOBODY LIKES YOU

+8

Oh my God... that was amazing.

+1

Words can't describe the feeling in my pants.

+1

This YTMND is aptly named, therefore 5!

+1

More reservoir poisoning.

+1

Ich werde Ihnen eine fünf diese Zeit DarthWang geben, aber erwarte nicht, dass solche Gnade eine Gewohnheit der Mine Sie rührender Hund wird. TOD NÄHERT DARTHWANG!

+1

RING RING RING RING RING RING HEUT IST MEIN STAPLER HEUT IST MEIN STAPLER HEUT IST MEIN STAPLERPHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE I'VE GOT THIS STAPLER IT'S SO RING RING RING RING HEUT IST MEIN STAPLEER

+1

I actually babelfish'd that sentence and got "I will give but do not expect you a five this time DarthWang, not that such grace becomes a habit of the mine you agitating dog. DEATH APPROACHES DARTHWANG!"... WHAT YOU SAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?

+1

He's really a secret Muslim in disguise as a secret Communist in disguise as a secret Nazi in disguise as a normal person

+1

I love you darthwang.

+1

congrats on your highest rated site

+1

After extensive study, there IS Beckham, and there is a five.

+1

Frum ze boll, er hutnum Dennis Berkamp...

+1

it's probably not a good sign when a darthwang site is highly rated

-5

SUCK HIS DICK THEN!

+6

Evidently you've already got that covered

+2

lmao!

+1

ITS KNUCKLE BALL TIME

+5

VERSPATUNG!!! ACHTUNG. DIE NAZIS SIND VORBEI. :D

+1

DENISBERGKAMP

+1

DENISH BEARCAHMP!

+1

There is bear cum

+3

not awesome

-5

OUHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

+1

this site is goodtimes but I still think that that free-f*ggot-report-com is good anarchic slapstick that I laugh at beyond good sensibility

+1

did I jus use bad grammar and the word "good" three times well anyways here's your 5 wear it proud as you mingle amongst the other kids at school

+1

damn this browser is not YTMND-compatible click 100 time as I might but my 5 won't register oh well consider my 5 in spirit if not in actual deed

+1

I am the terror, that FAPS in the night.

-1

REUSINGJOKESFROMDARTHWANGSONLYGOODSITETMND

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

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KNUCKLEBALL

+1

Short Circuit 2

-4

5 stars n*gg*!

+1

To Goldberg?! He gave it to the the goaltender Goldberg! wait it's not Goldberg it's DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERBKAMP! favd

+1

wait, wang hasn't made one comment yet, not even a "FAAAAAGGGOOOOT!!" to a downvoter

because Wang's last name is Goldberg, and he's secretly on the bench while DENNISH BEARCAHMP is owning the ice.

+1

BECKHAM

-2

hoccerball

inappropriate music and title. 5 anyway.

+1

Dennis Bearcum.

+2

changing it to 5 star because song makes it and also for this awsome find in the world of sport. btw, darth wang loves socer and he is german. one step closer to assassinating him.. mUUHAHAHA

+2

I'm Irish

Kiss me

-1

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+1

I love how the ball inflates right on the spot.

+4

this is the greatest. lol soo good i love it

+1

omg i sh*t myself

+1

belfour fans on it look out now here's a loose puck they score

+2

this is awesome

+2

Expected awesome.jpeg

+1

Passes it back to the goalie Goldberg, only it's not Goldberg, DENESBERGKEM DENESBERGKEM DENESBERGKEM!

+2

Now that right there is indeed, awesome.

+1

I just got back to viewing YTMNDs again and this one has really lifted my spirits

+1

Gay Disney movie sh*t. But 5 for Bergkamp. ARSENAL LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

6

+2

I exploded with excitement as soon as i saw his face, win

+1

1

-1

lol unexpected dennis bergkamp for the win!

+1

excellente

+1

5

+1

ololol

+2

Sorry I'm so late to the party. Any beer left?

+1

frankie NOW!

Yea I change my mind thats just too damned funny to downvote. LOL

Holland rules!

L

"When users post garbage in an attempt to be facetious and then get voted up by others for no other reason than to participate in a circle jerk it's just pollution." - Max commenting on a Darth Wang site 6/25/07

-5

Says the guy who is a notorious downvoter spamming troll with no sites above 2.61

sez max

-2

You're Umfailed or Joeyjoejoe's alt aren't you?

+2

StolenTMND

-2

Greatesttmnd

+1

lol deception!

+1

sweeeeeeeet

+1

1

F*GGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-3

Someone has to tell me where to get the audio from this david beckham yelling. I'm sure the poland army would love it too. Darthwang, keep doin what ur doin. 5+fav'd

It's DENNIS BERGKAMP, FFS!

-2

e[oc fal

+1

bergkamp.ytmnd.com

lol i dont like you but that was funny as sh*t

+1

This was grrrrrrreat!

+1

HUMBUGTMND would be way more Awesome!!!

+1

this is amazing

+1

howcouldthishappento.ytmnd.com

Heel goed naar Dennis Bergkamp, Dennis Berkamp neemt de bal aan.... DENNIS BERGKAMP, DENNIS BERGKAMP, DENNIS BERGKAMP, DENNIS BERGKAMP, DENNIS BERGKAMP, DENNIS BERGKAMP, DENNIS BERGKAMP, DENNIS BERGKAMP, DENNIS BERGKAMP, DENNIS BERGKAMP, OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!

moderately funny but could have been better. I would have like to have seen a fad reference instead of a hockey reference.

dennis bergkamp.

+2

Π or π

DAVEBECUM!!11

+1

1

-2

Such obvious revenge downvoting? You do realize you just branded yourself as a mssive tool, right?

+1

Revenge downvoting is gay.

+2

This must be the most blatantly e-venged site ever. This was a 4.4 with 600+ votes a whole year ago now, it gets lowered a whole .1 in 1 year with 200 more votes?

+2

It's all because Max added the feature to show a user's top rated sites on his profile page. It basically serves no purpose other than an easy guide to e-venging

+1

I disagree. This top rated sites feature is actually very valuable. *ags will just always be f*gs, that's all. They'll always find a way...

Yeah you can find some really nice sites on top rated in profiles, and really get an idea of the user's particular style in making YTMNDs.

+2

sucks

-4

this is your best site?!? leave the car running in the garage with you in it you tool. you suck

-4

Um - do I know you?

+3

It would be funny if you did, but before he could reply to say so he died...and ever since, your family secretly thinks that you're a dick for not going to your buddy's funeral

+1

This is the best thing on ytmnd. hahahahaha

+3

wow

+2

OOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

+1

yeah, ok, yeah

+1

He drops it back to... to Goldberg!?

+1

And Goldberg finally updates the news!

+1