not a good site

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Downvoter of the Century, thanks for your blessing

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You spelled 1337 wrong

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The fact that "Mamma" is part of the acronym is fantastic.

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The fact that "Big Mamma" is part of the acronym is even better

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EMMA WATSONS VAGINA WWW.VOTECOUNTMDN.YTMND.COM

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sex with ebonics

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not a good comment

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http://notenoughmana.ytmnd.com/

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I hope she beats his *ss anyway

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I f*cking hate how this lil shtis goin to get away with this cause his parents dont' beat him.

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needs more stallone

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PsiHero, lets be honest though - in the video, the grandmother redeems her entire race by stating if the cops weren't there, she would have beaten his ass.

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I can't stop listening to this.

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i actually had to listen to this twelve times to understand the entire sentence..

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supplies dwindling

I upvoted his comment hehe :)

PACARD

WHEARS THE BLACK LINE ON HIS LIP????///??/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKN64o-vHyU

I TOOK MY GRAMMAS CAR BECAUSE I GOT MAD AT MY MOM AND THEN I SUDDENLY HAD MY FRIEND COME IN AND HE SMOKES WITH CIGARETTES

This is it guys, the new NEDM. Go create those sites.

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Side dish anyone?

You know what he did? He kicked him in the penis.

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LATARIAN MILTONTMND

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the caption says "driver" but he seems kind of young

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he stole his grandma's car, hit parked and moving cars, and thought a fitting punishment would be a weekend with no video games. when questioned as to whether or not he realized he could have killed people, he said he knew that but just wanted to have fun.

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weekend with no video games? how about no KFC for a month and have to run his tubby *ss around the block every night

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And no more bike theft!

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He actually said he wanted to do "some hoodrat stuff"

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weekend with no VIDEEOW GAMES

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hes like the osiris of this sh*t

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And he smokes with cigarettes

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I blame the tobacco companies.

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I blame inner-city schools!

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It's hard to understand what black people say!!

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I'm black you f*ckin bitch, understand me?

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Jetz, I can't understand what you're saying. Does it have something to do with n*gg*'s stealing cars? Their big mammas? Smokin' cig-ur-ettes?

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lol i dunno im not actually black

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I knew that. Everybody knows black people don't use the internet.

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I feel bad for laughing at blatant racism but I'll get over it.

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dont feel bad its funny

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I use the internet... Wait... Nevermind.

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I cant understand you jetz because your comment is hidden!!!

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LOLL

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black people don't belong on YTMND

BIGMAMMA!

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Wow... I didn't understand that... I don't usually understand ghetto speak sometimes, so that's why it's 5'd.

or 4'd

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thanks pep-pep

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n*gg*r took my gun

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hi

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LOL

I like how it spells BIG MAMMA

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                                                  I like how it spells BIG MAMMA

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Yeah, i like that too

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I like how it spells BIG MAMMA

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I like how it spells BIG MAMMA

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Yeah, i like that too

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I like how it spells BIG MAMMA

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I came for the acronym, but stayed to decipher the damn thing. 5'd.

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Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive...

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blacks are filth. evolutionary throwbacks, send em back to africa or kill them. preferably kill them.

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Did you tell them that?

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STFU.

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^ see the problem with people like dustin is that since half of Ohio isn't retarded, the Appalachian half see their chance to lift themselves out of the evolutionary gutter by association, and shout more proudly that they are from Ohio. They think if they can just siphon some of that non-retarded Ohio juice they may finally grow thumbs instead of inhabiting mini malls with half staches and Tazmanian devil t-shirts.

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theres a kid like that at my college, me and my friends call him Hedgehog Kid (because he resembles a hedgehog)

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LOL I GET IT YOU USED DUMPY THATS A MURDAR MACHENE JOKE LET ME FIVE THIS LOL JUST KIDDING GO F*CK YOURSELF YOU C*NT

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yeah that's right, downvote me and avoid the truth

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cool sh*t ma n*gg* farts jokes that sh*ts fresh

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Decipher= "I took my grandma's car because I was mad at my mom and then I had my friend come in and he smokes cigarettes."

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with* cigarettes

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Add a "with" between "smokes" and "cigarettes".

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i'll bet the fbi have an entire department devoted to this in their wiretapping. "i don't understand why all these kids talk about getting toes and how turning pimples into a verb accomplishes anything"

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So what the hell is the "ISHMF?"

I took my grandma's car because I got mad at my mom and then I soonly had my friend come in and he smoked with cigarettes.

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Soonly! Future English professor there.

i think you're close but I swear I heard the word "kamikaze" in there somewhere

I'll give this 10 minutes before someone makes a medievalTMND out of this.

BIG MAMMA TISH

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he talks just like this guy I know. The words just ooze threw his lips

threw or through?

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he types just like this guy I know. The words just ooze frahm his fingers

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The Microsoft Foundation Class Library (also Microsoft Foundation Classes or MFC) is a library that wraps portions of the Windows API in C++ classes, including functionality that enables them to use a default application framework. Classes are defined for many of the handle-managed Windows objects and also for predefined windows and common controls.

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I'll be damned... my keyboard has a b button on it...

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Can you Believe it? You've already finished C.

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Somebody alert the president, apparently this child's friend smokes WITH sentient cigarettes!

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he's lying, everyone knows they prefer newports.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=SX5_WeCcoVE

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smokinnem ciggUERetts

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I believe I took my grandma's car?

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10th corner

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itipmagrammascupcuzigawtmadatmymawm...

good catch

snarky comment.

F*GGOT!

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Downvoting with alts

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gr33nscr33ns is making me adjust my votes so that we don't have the same number of stars showing.

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Who stole what with the Hey Now?!

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I was nice to you, Goneja.

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Hey now!

Do you like dogs?

i like gods.

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Obviously this is the white man's fault.

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ITMGCBIGMAMMATISHMFCIAHSWCTMND

SOMEBODY F*CKING TRANSLATE PLEASE!

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I took my grandma's car because I got mad at my mom and then I had my friend come in and he smokes with cigarettes.

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Grandma's Car?? I could have sworn I heard something about a Gun in what he was saying

I took my grandma's car because I got mad at my mom and then I soonly had my friend come in and he smoked with cigarettes.

I think its suddenly not soonly.

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Suddenly makes more sense. I hereby change my vote from soonly to suddenly.

Black people can't say the word "suddenly" it must have been "soonly" the Ebonics equivalent.

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Actually, the site description says "suddenly" but his ebonic dialect makes it sound like "soonly".

Great site

I lose him at TIS.

great domain

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Latarian wtf

BIGMAMMA

This is... the FUNNIEST thing... I've EVAR seen.

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You spelled ever wrong.

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Why do black stereotypes exist?

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EPIC

Ever wonder if black people stereotypes are one big fad that we're slowly grinding into the dirt until it's not funny anymore? O_o

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I don't wonder. It's almost as cutting edge as pedophilia or time travel jokes.

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Or taking direct rips from Arrested Development, abandoning the concept that a comedy work should not be directly ripped because its not your joke at all, not to mention, Arrested Development sucks.

I posted that for the air horn sound, which you might have noticed is a bit of an on-going theme. But sure, that site ain't a comedy classic. Search me as to why it sat around on the front page for days while decent stuff disappears in mere minutes. None of this addresses why you feel so threatened all the time. I venture to say you have far too much emotionally invested in the success of your ytmnd "career."

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Sure, because I defend my site, I naturally lose the argument for being a psychotic emo loser who cuts himself everytime gr33nscr33n downvotes me. PLEASE HELP ME SOMEBODY HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE

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Goneja, you defend your every site, and most subsequent comments, like they were somehow key to your very being. What's most interesting to me is that you are extremely vicious to others when bickering or f*cking around but cannot take a joke or criticism to save your life. You slip into stereotypically immature internet "F*GGOT" attacks immediately with no sense of irony while simultaneously declaring that you know what funny is like it has an absolute litmus test. It's unbecoming.

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I get sick and tired of people like you and Kassius acting like this site is key to my very being. Just because I engage in discourse in my comments and defend my sites does not make it the center of my life. You arrogantly claiming that, like you're some sort of psychologist who knows me in person, is the only thing that really does get to me. So what if I launch on a F*GGOT tirade? It's f*cking YTMND, and that's the greatest fad ever created. If someone 1'd me and left the comment "F*GGOT", I'd +1 it.

Calling me extremely vicious is an overstatement also. If I'm the prime example of what you find 'unbecoming' here, you're ignoring the teeming masses of *ssh*les all over the place. I am still technically an Upvoter with an average vote of 4 and I've said just as many nice things as I have bad things to people. What's unbecoming is the stupid f*ggot tactic of claiming I have 'emotionally invested' in YTMND, or that I 'feel threatened', like you're a psychologist or something. It comes off as f*cking rude.

Your comment with your downvote lead me to believe you were revenge downvoting - hence you deserving a resounding F*GGOT! scream. I'm sure now that I've spent a WHOLE FIVE MINUTES of my life in the middle of class commenting here, you're going to want to psychologically analyze how my spirit thirsts for 5's and the blood that flows in my veins flows to the tempo of the Monty Python intermission. But please, f*cking save it, give me a nice "F*ck you, *ssh*le", and get off your high psychoanalysis horse.

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1

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Actually, I ride a Miniature Shetland. I find them to be classier than high horses, with the exception of Lipizzaners which are just too snotty even for me.

I saw a baby pony the other day, I should have gotten it for you. I prefer Llamas myself. So rediculous yet so sturdy.

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F*GGOT

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osama had my friend come in and he smoked with cigarettes?

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I think I heard something about watermelons or fried chicken somewhere in that sentence.

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HAHA, I watched the video. He's such a nigglet. Did you see the rims on the grandmothers SUV?

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You mean, the ones that used to be on it? Yeah. I wonder where the kid gets his sass from.. I wonder..

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Sorry I don't speak n*gg*r.

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Grandma be sittin' on twinkies.

HE SMOKED WITH CIGARETTES

LOLOLOL HE SMOKES WITH CIGARETTES

haha, wtf is he trying to say?

huh

these damn kids listen to the rap music, which gives them the damn brain damage.

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thisytmndissofunnyalthoughitssadthatthiskidfitsthen*gg*steriotypeicandefinatelyseethisbecomminganewfadthoughandhesmokeswithcigarettes

haha he wanted to do all types of Hood-rat sh*t. He's str8 illin' son.

He smokes with cigUHrettes. Also, Latarian

hood rat antics ftw

He kicked him in the penis.

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He was injured. He was injured BAAAAD.

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Latarian is a name for a pasty white blond headed, blue-eyed space captain.

I took ma gramma car because I got mad at my ma, and then I saw Leon my fren comin, and he smokes wif cigarettes.

"Sonahadmafriencomin"

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I took my grandma's car because I got mad at my mom and then I soonly had my friend come in and he smoked with cigarettes.

Thank you. I shall be able to sleep tonight.

f*ck yeah big mamma tits

pillowy mounds of phail

I knew a Latarian once, of course he was from the planet Nubunon

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Step into the light until we meet again - That's what the Latarian's say again and again. Knowledge is power, it grows like a beautiful flower.

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O RLY?

he smokes with ciggarettes?

ITSMYBIGMAMMATITS?

BLACK PEOPLES!

http://gh.ffshrine.org/soundtracks.php?r=39387

WTF IS IT SAYING?

Kid: "I wanted to do it because it's fun. It's fun to do bad thangs and drive into a car." Reporter: "And did you know you could perhaps kill somebody?" Kid: "Yes, but I wanted to do hood-rat stuff with my friend." Is it a coincidence that GTAIV is coming out tomorrow?

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Yeah we all know that GTA had some hand in the thought process for the kid, but it isnt the games fault because a kid his age shouldn't be Playing a game like GTA, and that means his Mom fails as a parent if he is. His friend's mom also fails as a parent if her 7 year old "smokes wif cigUhrettes"

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I just found the coincidence funny ^^.

jus' a little bit o' no veedeo games fo' da hole weeken'

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Nah b

F*ck you n*gg*r lover.

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First it's cars, then it's bikes...

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So what did he say?

I took my gumball cuz they got mad at my mom, and then I slowly had my friend come in, and he smoked with cigarrettes.

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i love the way he swallows "cigoorettes"

oh my god pacarded

it's funny because he's a n*gg*r

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this site is stupid; the n*gg*r is just annoying

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you bitched yesterday why bitch today with the same comment - waste of time dude

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i just cant understand its good reception.

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good pacarde

Note: Acronyms are often less clumsy than the complete expressions they represent and are easier to write and remember.

Agreed. From this comment forth, let this ytmnd be known as ITMGCBIGMAMMATISHMFCIAHSWC.

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Are you at war with land And all of it's creatures, Your not-so-gentle persuasion Has been known to wreck economies Of countries, of empires, the sky is over,

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I reckon we should have seen that coming.

and then you had to be a jerkoff and ruin a good thing... (vote changed to a 1)

wow he messaged me regarding this comment...... vote changed back to a 5!

5'd for epic Pacard edit.

I'm deaf, if someone would tell me what the n*gg*r said, then I will 5 it.

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look all over the comments

5'ed!

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If only young Latarian had realized that a bunch of white kids were going to make fun of him on the internet, he would never have taken that car.

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fat n*gg*r kid

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I yanked the... i yanked... the THING

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the thing is, hes trying to get his friend in trouble cuz he smoke wif cigarettes

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hes totally playing the blame game, of course he IS black...

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Full video: http://www.dotspotter.com/news/847602_Latarian_Milton_Gifted_Child

LMAO!

Dahahahahahahahaha.

You know, this kid speaks pretty damn well for a 7-year old. How many 7-year olds do you know that would feel comfortable speaking to a police officer and news reporters, and be able to drive an SUV for several miles. This kid just needs guidance.

He's comfortable talking to all the people because he has no sense that what he did was wrong... He clearly says he doesn't care that he could have killed people because it was fun.

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This kid needs more than guidance, he needs to be smacked.

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he grammama fif-teen year ol, amirte?

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haah i saw this on cnn the other day. i thought this kid needs to be killed. seriously. i loved how he said his punishment should be that he is grounded for a weekend. f*cking dumbass n*gg*r kid

not grounded, no video games

You had me suicidal, suicidal.

Do I sense a ptkfgs with the police woman? :O

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blacks

he eats graham crackers like a friend I know. the crumbs just ooze from his mouth

you should some how incorporate the best part of the interview into it, where he says "I jus wanted to do hoodrat stuff."

That should be Florida's state motto.

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he looks like a black frosty the snow man

CIGGUERETTES

WAKE UP WHITE AMERICA!

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You know, it's sites like this that attract the Nazi *ssh*les to YTMND.

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I 5'd this site because I thought it was funny that this kid is trying to act all tough and thinks his friend is so badass because he smokes cigarettes. But yeah, when the heck did all the wannabe racist sh*ts start comming here anyway?

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shut up n*gg*rs

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heard of moon man?

Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em

Nice.

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SUDDENLY!!!!!......i had my friend come in. .....and he smokes with cigarettes...

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Nice to see one of the old-fashioned style YTMND's on here.

+1

I can't believe this isn't a full blown fad yet. I'm almost tempted to make a site.

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smokeswisscigarettes.ytmnd.com

then SUDDENLY, as if by some divine permission from Latarian himself, his friend appeared

Learn to talk English good, boy!

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he must be sick at GTA!!

That kid has a big nose.

LOL

I can't stop marveling at how BIGMAMMA became part of the acronym. It's like God meant for this to be comedic gold.

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I was thinking the same thing when I made it, but the catcher for me was the rediculous name Latarian Milton. I'm suprised no one has made a "I believe you have my gramma's car" ytmnd yet.

Pretty funny but that kid is quite honestly a little punk. If I was his dad I'd make him spend a few months in Juvie or boot camp because that kind of behavior is inexcusable. I know that's what I'd do if he took my mothers car.

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it wus his grammaw's car bish

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I can only hope that Bill Cosby is holding that microphone.

Love all your sites man, fived for sheer brilliance and the start of a fad!

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Just hang loose blood.

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Long live hamster jesuz

BIG MAAAAMY

He smokes wiff ciggarettes

Affirmative action?

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we should smoke sometime