This guy can sell me this.

+11

i like the site it is funny like funnier than most of the other sites up lately you are a good ytmnder that is a really good find i love all these half life fan fics and whatnot that have been parodied lately this is really funny and i like it a lot especially the part about dr breen keeping slaves omg what was that kid thinking

+1

Also, Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

+10

BERNIE CALHOUN?

+1

you wrote this, seriously. your retarded. your ytmnd is still funny though.

-5

I'LL BUY IT!

please tell me gbart was writing that in the style of this site on purpose.

-1

EEPPPPIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

can i buy crack from you?

+16

Who are the green guys?

+7

spawn points for YOU. (main character/gordon freeman) i need to go outside more and not play around so much with hammer edit.. :[

I don't know what's more retarded: the fact that there are least five player spawn points or that they all are placed inches away from one another.

They are OBVIOUSLY casts of gr33nscr33n.

pausing to breathe is overrated.

+11

there were no periods, he can't!!!

+9

pulling away from the mic isn't

THE PERIODSSSSSS, AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i'm waiting for the guy to give me the toll free number to call at the end

+15

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

+1

YOU SHOULD MAKE SUPER MARIO 1

+3

*trumpet*

+2

*rimshot*

+1

*Sparkles*

+2

*rimjob*

+3

*killtheinfidels*

+3

auuuUUuuUuUUuuUUUUUGGGGAHHH get down!

+2

^^ When I saw all those UUuUs I was immediately on guard for a rick roll

I.. just want to tell you how I'm feelin'... Got to make you understand...

+2

never gonna give you up

+1

broken kombo?

-1

Mangione'd?

nice loop

+1

Hey, it's the Micro Machines guy.

+5

ah nostalgia! from Mattel!

+1

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer's an erly scren shot

+2

I laughed. I cried.

I came.

+2

I lost 15 pounds.

+2

I got my credit score at freecreditreport.com

+2

SplinterWolf sounds like he tries too hard.

If you save the black people from the racist in under five minutes, you'll unlock the commas and periods.

+24

Dr. Brenes doesnt care about black peopples

+2

If you are harsh to them you unlock Massah Lasers.

Usually I'm not all for these retelling of random forum posts. But this is amazing.

Alrighty, there appears to be some confusion... I did the mindless writing and made a forum post. A Voice Acter on the BMS team named "CornetTheory" actually did the audio. I can barely read my own damn writing but CornetTheory is f*cking amazing.

-3

So, you really have the writing of a 5 year old? :P

In my defense it took me like 10 minutes to write that.

-2

so members of those forums were already in on the gimmick? doesn't that constitute FAIL?

+4

The audio is Wynton Marsalis playing Meto Perpetuo, which ironically involves circular breathing

I was totally going to five until I read this

how about "silence" located at your nearest wav. editor.

The music seals the deal for me.

+1

I concur. This music needs to be used on infomercials with fast talking as well.

+1

ahahahaahah f*ck this f*cking f*cker f*ck!

-1

aw nevermind these things aren't 5 worthy unless they're genuine... leik it so hard would u make some wrong guy and then he talk bad to try an d make some story and have guy on the scren for maybe a video game escpesialy when it s a idea that has ovely been used up your 5 received massive damage.

I didn't make this for YTMND. I was basically trying to piss off some guy on another HL2 forum with a forum post and I figured I'd go all the way and apply to BMS. I posted, Cornet posts his epic tale of my "story." YTMND comes to mind, you do the math.

-1

computer do maf. i splain'd mysel olreddy

+1

You talk too fast.

-1

this is hilarious but the reading sucked

interestingly enough I once seriously applied to be a mapper for BMS but they said my example map wasn't big enough.

also would have been better if people actually fell for it

If it means they get that damn thing done sooner then put the guy on the team.

bad troll post for a sh*tty game

-1

by "sh*tty game" do you mean the black mesa mod or half life 2 murdar?

hl2

-2

whtadouliek2pleyokemanzololololll?f*ck i need to go to bed i tired like edwrd scizzordarko

no way dude half life is the best plot ever, aliens invade earth on it i bet you wouldnt have thought up something like that

+4

Dr. Breen doesn't like black people. He says you funny.

Run outta breath?

The Period, your friend at the end!

I'm sure that your map will make the BMS developers heads explode.

Sounds like every single one of my job interviews I've ever gotten and got rejected from.

-1

Don't forget that you also drive the Mach 5 with a boy and a monkey in the back! ****SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!****

LOL I re-listened to it multiple times. Great.

-1

I agree with this

after re-consideration, my vote goes from 4 to 2. unconvincing troll and unfunny reactions

+1

F, Kill yourself, this is sewage.

lol, bernie

FROM GALOOB!

+1

LOL that was awesome

doesnt

Phail

HAHA HOLY SH*T YOU STOLE SOME SH*T FROM SOME FORUMS AND POSTED IT ON YTMND HAHAHA

-5

I'M GETTING MY CAPS LOCK KEY FIXED TOO WE CAN BE CAPS LOCK BUDDIES WITHOUT PUNCTUATION LOLOLOLOLOLCHEESECAKE

+1

http://tsoc.ytmnd.com/ Vote 5

-1

Holy sh*t has that kid got some sort of vendetta against periods?

most men do when that time of the month comes around.

:)

This type of "bad fan fiction" humor is totally ruined when people start faking it

+1

I like how even you ran out of enthusiasm at the end of reading this.

Epic.

fake, real, from a forum, not from a forum, i don't really give a sh*t as long as i laugh. this made me laugh.

Mike? Is that you? LAWL.

yep I thought I might mention, This is also me from over 2 years ago. forumrage.ytmnd.com

also, I made this audio this morning in about 20 minutes, and I am defiantly surprised at how fast it spread.

oh hai CornetTheory, I wasn't sure if you had a YTMND account or not so I went ahead and made it. Great audio btw :)

Arturo Sandoval? This cannot lose.

it's Wynton Marsalis

arturo sandoval kick a rediculous amount of ass

F*CK! That's epic!

hahahaha. wow f*ck that guy

Can I be the green guy?

LOL You actually pissed off an entire forum. WIN.

+1

THREE'D

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