LOL I remember those days!

+28

me and sam used to hit the nickel trolley down too the colored area of town, and sneak through the back door of the local moving picture theater.

+48

i was poor, didn't have cable. i used national geographic.

+17

l stole cable

+2

Trip down mammary lane right there.

+4

mah boi at 0:04

-1

In the end, I proved superior. start search "chicks f*cking donkeys" :end:

+1

wow...i remember. put foil on the end of the antenna, for added hope of better reception.

this is the reason my vision sucks so much today. Porn made me need glasses :(

+2

This takes me fap... errr back...

I didn't have cable

Well for those rednecks out there that had satellite dishes bigger than there trailers. This was never a problem.

+9

Lol, I still see those things now and then. The entire dish filled with sticks and pine needles.

+17

none of the above- I had rabbit ears :)

+6

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_ugly_dish

+3

*you're / *their / *trailers, this

+2

lmao yea i know. believe it or not i graduated college. i read 1500 wpm with 90+ comp. and yet... i cannot spell.

-3

That's because the kids, they listen to the rap, which gives them the brain damage.

+15

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No Doug, you are wrong, he was correct in typing "there",,, and its not liek it matterz anywayz u can stil understand unless u r retarded or sumtin,!.

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No, it's "their" you stupid f*ggot.

/spell chack

gentlemen, gentlemen, lets focus at the subject at hand. PORN!

+3

hahah, i understand

+2

we were so primitive back then! Kids today are spoiled!

+8

hahahaha totally

+2

oh ye olde days of 1992, how I remember thee.

+5

lol forgot to five was too busy fapping to image and sound

+4

that's rofl

+2

Yeah i used to flip back and forth between 70 and 71 because they were the naughty channels in hope to catch a split second view of a distorted boob

+34

I remember one time back in the mid 90's our cable lines got crossed with the neighbors and we ended up with a slightly grainy version of Cinemax for free for about 2 or 3 years. Before that I was doing like Sporticus covering the TV and myself with a blanket so my parents wouldn't see the light of the TV from under their door

+4

holy crap I thought I was the only one who did that. What baffles me even more is. . . how did our parents never put two and two together and figure out what we were doing?!

+2

they probably did, but didn't say anything, because they understand. Parents do that more often than you realize

+2

I loved going to my grandpa's house because someone sold him an illegal descrambler out of the back of their car. I didn't see hardcore porn until the internet though.

You could get sound too!?!?

+18

This ^

+1

lol holy sh*t i had to run for the volume, hilarious though!

+6

Christ, those were the days. It was good to be eleven. Looking back, it's hard to believe they let the sound run on those things.

+7

i remember looking out the window to see my parents leave and flipping the tv to spice... ah that was 4 years ago.

+12

Wow...am I the only one who had good quality sound AND image?

+2

^ lol, apt username

+3

keen observation. pop goes weasel... skeet skeet skeet. lawlschool!

+3

And I keep on, thanks to internet.

+1

Good times

+2

I still get my rocks off better to scrambled porn.

+1

This is stupid

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your a genius!

+1

Holy sh*t, I love you. God bless Channel 99 and its green, slightly-distorted naked chicks that would appear every once in a while.

+16

uuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -aAaAaA_A__________UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- OH MY-- *slap*slap*slap* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

+1

I'll admit it... so foolish in my youth.

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I don't remember getting sound in those distorted channels.

I remember I was watching the Sonic movie/anime on scrambled cable once and I got sound. god that movie was cheesy as hell. WHERE IN THE WORLD AM I

I remember watching the South Park movie scrambled. The audio drifted in and out.

Unfortunately my mom thought that cable was evil and i should be playing outside so i never got to experience the joys of scrambled porn.

+2

Cable wasn't around when I was a kid, so we had to find our porn shredded under bushes.

+7

I never experienced it either. And by the time digital cable came around, it was pay per view, so you might as well have used the internet at that point.

Haha Wubble! Same here! Used Porn Mags FTW!

+1

I love porn

I THINK I SAW A TITTY!

+6

F*CK, REALLY?! SWITCH OUT-- YOU COME WIGGLE THE ANTENNAE FOR CRISSAKE!!

+10

GET STACY IN HERE! the metal plate in her skull makes it show up PERFECTLY.

+3

That's hawt

I remember when getting porn required a really awkward transaction at a video store. Thank you internet.

+8

Now it only requires a really awkward conversation with your wife about that mysterious credit card transaction with www.holyhoppingtits.com and associates.

+6

Extreme win, I have looked at this as a kid and it would come in a little clear for like a second and I would go OMG BOOBS

+3

EXACTLY!

Ahhh, my first years of high school... Those were the days...

+2

back in my day we watched hbo late at night and hoped for a movie with a nudity warning at the beginning and then sat through two hours of chick flick bullsh*t to realize it wasn't worth the wait.

+4

I feel the pain.

god I thought I was the only one who did that years ago. thank you my friend. thanks you

+1

I always checked the TV Guide for when the Shock Video series was coming on. That was the sh*t back in the day.

Haha, me too! My father got satellite when I was 15, and I remember sneaking up when everyone else went to bed ... flipping through the channel guide, hoping to find a movie with a description that included "N" (nudity) and "AC" (adult content) warnings.

+2

I'm 5ing this as hard as I can. I always had my trigger fingers on both previous channel AND channel up, to end up on a PLAUSIBLE channel.

+8

hahahahahahah i like this comment

Ha ha same here... those were the good old days. Porn nostalgia lol.

but God help you if you pressed them in the wrong order.

+1

5d for good quality

I feel like this has been done

-1

She's faking it.

+10

Sometimes it helps to flick back and forth between the channels repeatedly. God bless analog scrambling.

OH SH*T DUDE MY SPICE CHANNEL IS COMING IN CLEAR WTF!!

+5

needs more static.

-4

I miss those days of waiting to see a tittie between the squiggles. =D

wow, so many memories. i remember the day i had the brilliant idea, i thought i was a genius.

Porn was so much better when it was scrambled. This new porn leaves nothing to the imagination.

+1

Scrambled cable signals totally give me a boner because of this.

+2

OH GOD THE MEMORIES

+1

OH GOD THE MAMMARIES (sometimes)

+2

The good old days.

F, sounded like me and your mom last night.

-7

i remember the werent alowed have the sound during the daytime, so they played this stupid music constantly until 10 pm

+1

It was the same five songs over and over again

LOL i Remember

Ahhhh. Those we're the days.

LOL those were dark times.

Mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeemories

heh heh, that never happened

So how long ago did you tape this, anyway?

I got chills.

Sometimes when you'd flip back and forth between these channels, you'd get a flash of an almost correct image. And that would be enough when you're a kid.

+7

I saw a nipple!

+1

I remember

Holy shatcakes on a stick, channel 77!!!! perfect porno sound, and a warped tit, with the vag on the other side of the screen. like those 3d art images, cept for porno. now we got free previews and brazzers.

I remember trying to pierce through the haze of cable scrambling, at 13. Truly, those were the dark ages.

i rarely found these channels, i found more softcore sh*t or foreign films on showcase or bravo. it was tough times during the week but friday nights were golden.

+1

I can't wait to bitch to my grandchildren about how easy they have it when it comes to free porn.

it was the best when the channel would tard out for a few seconds and you could get a clear picture :D

+1

It's like watching Hot Dog: The Movie's boob scenes so many times that they wore out my beta cassette.

lawl putting your work computers volume up while at ytmnd = bad idea

+1

haha i remember doing that on channel 99

I feel kinda ashamed that I can relate. This is Pathetic.

+1

lol so true

I THINK I SAW A NIPPLE!

I saw a nipple!

I caught my dad watching this kind of porn. I was wondering how he knew about my favorite secret channel.

Dude, I loved this sh*t back in the day.

Those were the days.

I loved going to my grandparents because they had an illegal descrambler in their basement.

+1

so that weird leather suit with chains WASN'T something from your grandpa's old war days

LOL so true

Not right now you don't!

5 for the memories

+3

5'd for "i can relate"

ah the good old days...

But I poop from there...

Ah, the good old days.

hahhahahah wow. i thought i was the only one..

ours came in pretty well. really grainy but it did that sh*t where the picture rolls right to left over and over so it's like you're watching a ping pong match while you beat your dick

a woman only makes that much noise if you buy her jewelry

+6

diamonds: because money = love

I miss those days. I didn't know what the hell I was watching, all I knew was that it was wrong.

God I remember at midnight every night channel 99 (spice as it was called) came in for free for one hour.

Awwwwww.... i miss scrambled porn....

I used to watch this... on occasion the picture would clear up and you could see everything...ooooOOOoooOOooo

Can't 5 because I never got sound. Only scrambled images.

I used to do this in the early to mid 90s, before coming online in 96. Every once in awhile, you could make out a breast or some bush if the screen aligned right for a second. I used to do this, or watch Up all night with Ronda Sheer. This was like, 14-18 years ago. Christ I'm old.

Kids these days... don't know how lucky they are.

+2

I think I saw a nipple! David jiggle the cord some more!

I could listen to this for hours.

win

WORD LIFE!

-2

if there ever was a site that deserved a 5 based purely upon nostalgia - this is it

scooby doo can doo doo, but jimmy carter is smarter

Holy sh*t I remember this!! OnTV in 1982 was da bomb!

yup

i herd we gonna get irc.. it will be good #?!

Honestly, I kinda pine for the days when my imagination filled in the blanks. The girls were a lot less ugly in my head and EVERY scene was a lebian scene!

the medium might have changed, but the fear of getting caught still remains

+4

where's the part where it comes in good for 2 seconds???

+4

I remember watching green/grainy/wavy Hotel Erotica on skinemax as a youth.

+1

I once fapped to a scrambled Nina Never Says No

+2

LOL, I saw the video this sound came from.

great site lolol does need more static sound drifting in and out tho

i used to jerk off to this

-1 for no work safe warning.

My favorite is when the picture would come in clear and there would just be one vertical line about 3/4 over the screen. Colors were inverted but still, that sh*t was kill!

And every time the screen descrambled enough to see a tit - EJACPOT!

+3

5 for ejacpot.

+1

Skinamax.

+1

also I'm still in highschool and I understand. Scrambled cable's been around longer than you think.

It's funny because it's true.

it's a weird thing to find out on ytmnd that i wasnt the only one that used to lope my mule to static...what a wonderful place this is.

lol i remeber this site. i liked it (even though my dad always has the playboy chennel). I hope you dont downvote me anymore because i'm working hard on my sites.

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channel 99 baby! those were the good old days.