Megatron slashes his tires.

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Dad from Small Soldiers plays dad in another movie.

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OMG.... First of all, Megatron doesn't have tires, and 2nd of all, he's not an Autobot, and 3rd, he's not emo, Starscream is.

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KEATON YOU F*CKING SPIC KILLING YTMND AND RAPING MY CHILDHOOD AT THE SAME TIME HOW DO YOU DO IT OH AND BY THE WAY SOUNDWAVE WASNT AN AUTOBOT SO THE PART OF THIS SITE YOU ACTUALLY MADE IS STILL SH*T GET THE F*CK OUT LIKE ROBIN DID WHEN CYBORG BECAME THE TEEN F*G LEADER

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THAT DOESNTEVEN SOUND LIKE AN AUTOBOT AT ALL WHY DO YOU EVEN TRY ANYMORE

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No.

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OH YEAH I F*CKING FORGOT IT DOESNT MATTER YOURE KEATON YOULL GET UPVOTED ANYWAY ANYTIME YUO MAKE A REMIX EVEN IF ITS A COPY OF DODGSON/FUN TIMES OR EVERY OTHER DINLGE BERRY YOUVE SHAT

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GDDAMNTYIT KEETEN EVEN THEOUGH THERE ARE WORSE FEATURED USERS I MUST SCREAM AT YOU IN PARTICULATR OVER THE INTERNET LIKE IT F*CKING MATTERS

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GOD DAMMIT SAID THE POLICE OFFICER WHY SHOULD WE STOP THAT ROBBER WHEN THERE ARE MURDERS OUT THERE WELL SAID HIS DEPUTY BECAUSE THE MURDERESERS ARE SAVAGE NEGRO BEASTS

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You don't even begin to make sense anymore, now you're just screaming and throwing in racial slurs for the hell of it. PAY ATTENTION TO ME, N*GG*RS. WOW, I JUST SAID N*GG*RS, I'M SO WACKY. NOW I MUST SCREAM AT KEATON. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME YET EVERYTHING TO DO WITH KEATON. LOOK AT KEATON. HE MAKES SH*T SITES. YOU UPVOTE THEM. HE MAKES A DUMB COMMENT (THOUGH THANKFULLY LESS NOW) ON PURPOSE INTENTIONALLY AND YOU UPVOTE. YOURE THE PROBLEM HERE NOT WELFARE

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3=upvote. Also, more people probably see a problem with a guy who types in all caps and constantly uses racial slurs than a guy who make remixes.

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I was going to downvote this into oblivion, but then I realized that you deserve props just for your sheer effectiveness at making me despise you so quickly. Here's a five. You earned it.

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You didn't make the image? Gee Keaton Idunknow...

ERROR ERROR!

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Dude.. Megatron is slashing emo autobot tires! F*ck yeah.

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this site being rated 4.36 while the original is like a 3.6 just shows the gayness of keaton and the retardedness of everyone..lol

hehe keaton is rly gay :)

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hehe gay jokes :)

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hi bob. are you going to delete "what we've been missing for four years" when it's off top viewed because its rating is starting to suck balls or leave it in your site list because its view count is so high? i mean you deleted that effortless dvd rip from tommy boy right away because its rating sucked balls and you realized how little effort that took. anyways i'll let you get back to 1'ing keaton's remix. g'bye.

p.s. be sure to use a my site ratings against me when you argue or call me gay or f*g, so i know it's really you. or better yet pm me again when you've lost an argument to try and get in a last word but not look immature to the rest of ytmnd. thanks again, look forward to hearing from you.

There should be a rule on the internet that you can only call someone a f*g if you've actually taken a c*ck up the ass. And not like some sort of little Asian boy 9th grade weenie: a serious 8-10 inch moaning black snake. Everyone else should have to use the term "Mr. Evidently of the Gayish Persuasion."

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Actually, chrombot, I meant to write Optimus Prime, but YTMND doesn't have an edit button.

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lol, i deleted some sites that suck balls.....just doing my part to conserve space....

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maybe instead of gay jokes, i should just post comments just like keaton.

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?

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you BROKE my ENERGON, -do me a favore call Optimus. Address ... Giant crashed spaceship in the desert near Mission Viejo. tell them to go down the hall to the garage. im soo sorry<3"

It's been said a few times, but maybe the comment would have been more appropriate if you said Optimus Prime slashes his tires? Either way, this comment adds so much to the theme.

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WE LOVE YOU TOO, FROG.

What I like about this comment string is that the downvotes for Frog3's comments become less and less severe as they continue as if people were getting tired/bored while cycling through all of that mongoloid rhetoric and started giving up.

wouldn't he cut his own tires?

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I forgive yuo Econojon, and I'm leaving that typo as a testament to the lack of edit

give me the internets and I'll give you the world

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Transform and /wrists

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give me the internets and I'll suck your dick for crack

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Oh Fentar, you and I both know you will do that in any case.

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The hell is wrong with you people?

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lol, your comment got downvoted

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With all three of your accounts.

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I 5'd this http://wingedfarters.ytmnd.com/ ? and you're going to 1 this? YOU'RE AWESOME!

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so you mean I downvoted twice with two accounts then upvoted your comment with another?

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You want a reach around? Or an honest opinion. Up to you...

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opinion. cause your bird site was sh*t.

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go drink your gay fuel, gr33nscr33n

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So 1 it like a man then and shut the hell up already! And get off my si...er wait, it's your site. Sorry, senility.

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While you're at it: dragosteadintei.ytmnd.com

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http://ytmnd.com/users/gr33nscr33n/sites 1'd

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Batch 1! Batch 1!

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Come on, that's a fourest move..

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Hi kittyblender! Welcome to the bitchslap contest!

I try to stay out of the drama comment pages, because if I lose my E-peen, what is there to live for?

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I'm not going through and 1ing all his sites, and I don't think this site deserves a 1. BUT everyone is entitled to their 40 comment opinion. LOL

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There's no drama here. Just a bunch of dudes with nothing to do on a Thursday night typing bullsh*t at each other on the Internet. Real cool stuff, ya know?

WARNING! TL;DR AHEAD: For what it's worth, keaton, you've received a lot more 5s from me than most people do. Especially on sites that other people bitch at you about. So sue me for hating that Simple Plan song so much that I don't need to hear a remix of it, or a remix of an ironic cover of it, or a remix of an ironic cover with a lame Transformers joke with it. Make another site about your room or your finger or something. I'll probably five that.

gre4nscreans is really threatened by sh*t that's better than his sh*t. And that makes for alotta threatening sh*t on ytmnd. here's to menny moar 1'z in teh future since I'll never make something that's worse than his best.

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1'd for PatienceKing. When he first posted that highly rated site of his I went out of my way to try and help him because I knew it would be NSFW'd. Just trying to be nice to someone who seemed new. He repaid my help and kindness with insults and the worst kind of internet f*ggotry. 1 4eva, dick. Also; you're not nearly as great as you're telling us you are. Just another circle jerk f*ggot who can shop but isn't half as funny as he thinks. Just what YTMND needs I'm sure.

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lol at crystal clear accuracy of transpired events ! if saying "meh" about your less-than-meh beowulf hovering pepsi machine 11 votes site is "insults and the worst kind of inernet f*ggotry", I'm guilty. those 3 letters made u hate me 4eva, richard. ..After I put effort into being your friend for a week which your ridiculous mental case negativity made increasingly taxing. Literally insane, poisonously anitsocial freaktards is what YTMND needs more of, i'm sure. Also, BOZOOKA JOE GUMS

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dude if you're so f*cking great then why are your only votes 5s for people guaranteed to 5 you back and 1s for the FPA - the people who make fun of the circle jerk? Is it because YOU KNOW if you voted like I did you wouldn't have a score over 3? Either be part of the process and vote fairly or shut the f*ck up.

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"your ridiculous mental case negativity made increasingly taxing" - God I hope max keeps this place going. Because 10 years from now when you are finally a man I want you to come back and read that and remember "OMG. I was the biggest f*ggot on the face of the Earth."

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Because that quote of yours - your only expirence with me was me going out of my way to try and help you. So I guess, basically, the Circle Jerk Court told you that I was no good. Do you see? Just how f*cking gone you f*ggots are? I hope you realize that I know that maybe I could get my point across without calling you f*ggots so often. But it's called for. You know? I have to

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:) hehe we should make mario sites together

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I read all of this. Can I have 3 minutes back? Really though I like the image but there are so many other songs out there that could be seen as being just as emo if not more so. I'm just sick of this song...I mean it's been over 3 years and like some other fad music at no point was this one ever even remotely catchy. I suggest retiring Simple Plan forever and picking something by Saves the Day.

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Also, the crappy emo song is actually bearable in this remix.

Creep Pipe, are you so sick of this song, you just want to scream?

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I eat paint chips.

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I didn't pick the song because I like it. I wasn't out to find the BEST OF EMO VOL 1! I was picking this overused song that is in all the stupid emo sites. SO CUT YOURSELF, OR GTFO

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emo comment thread on emo site

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posting in epic whiney comment string

"The hell is wrong with you people?"

And to think that all of this could have been avoided if gr33nscr33n actually liked this site. Internet!

The day I like a Myspace suicide/emo/Simple Plan joke is the day I cut myself to death and tell total strangers on the internet how to find my body...

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DIDN'T WATCH.

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Hey guys, up next to your screen name in the upper-right there's an envelope icon for a personal messaging system. Use it.

umfuld is so self-righteous and arrogant, it's hilarious. when he tries to sound smart on the internets, thats f*cking funny too.

sh*t bad internet people call the police

LOLOLOL THIS IS A GUD SEIT FOR THE INTERNET!@@@!

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lol

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I lol'd. Nice mix.

I love the false sense of sophistication that people have that gives them the knee-jerk reaction to 1 sites like these, derived from the logic that "reference to material older than 3 months = bad." Yeah good job guys, YOU FIGURED OUT THE INTERNETS

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Have you seen my sites? I reference sh*t older than 95% of the users here.

Frozen peas

I think he means content regarding fads on ytmnd, gr33nscr33n.

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I know what he means. I was just bored and looking for a fight! Damn meth lab in my bathroom keeping me up all night.

AndySavage is an ADVANCED USER OF THE INTERNET.

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This is so much win

Your mistake was that you spent many many hours of effort trying to spruce up a song that is universally hated

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timed myself on this one. took exactly 40 minutes

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only took the bears 2 hours

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Keaton you failed to surpass http://emotrance.ytmnd.com/ Sorry :/

I think i could beat it if I tried for more of a trance track!! I wanted this to stay emo sounding, just with a robotic voice.

you've outdone yourself this time

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now we're talking