+5

+13

nerd

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it's a ptolemytmnd, lol

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^ no

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props, kid

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Dew works best with obscure mathematicians and astronomers.

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Ptolemy is a punk bitch... World is the center of the universe my ass. COPERNICUS N*GG*

+9

BEST YTMND EVER

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http://callonptolemy.ytmnd.com/ Retards

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Even if it had been done before, most people never saw this one, (I know I never saw it.) And the fact that it came out of nowhere, haven't seen an eric prydz site in over a year at least, it was so UNexpected that I have to give it a 5.

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It was originally Valerie.

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!

win f*ggot

even if this hadn't been done before i'd still 1 it. also n*gg*rdicks

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Tell them Albert Einstein and Copernicus were wrong.. TEH WURLDZ ADDRESS.

I don't think that the warbly remix version was necessary. The standard one is Ptolemaic enough.

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Do you question the Ptolemasticity? Let him go before the council.

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No way, it's the remix that does it!

+5

Win

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it might be funny if i knew who he was

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he created a model of the universe as a set of nested spheres

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or you could just, you know, use the internet for something else besides pr0n, linerider, and sometimes ytmnd and go to wikipedia like the descript says.

I did

I thought he just added epicycles to make the aristotelian system less craptacular.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptolemy

+2

Noob.

Noob.^

Noob.^

Haven't seen on of these in a while

i like these

+1

holyyyyyy moooly

+1

Claudius Ptolemaeus (after 83 – 161 CE), known in English as Ptolemy, was a Greek mathematician, geographer, astronomer, and astrologer. He lived in Roman Egypt, and was probably born there at the town in the Thebaid called Ptolemais of Hermias; he died in Alexandria in 161 CE.

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then he was re-born in 1952 in argentina. 30 years later, he died in infancy of cholera.

+9

Are you not ashamed of using the vulgar Common Era instead of AD, the era of our Lord and Saviour, Raptor Jesus?!?!

+11

I thought CE was christian era. lol

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I'm pretty sure it's Christian era, apparently that's more politically correct than Before Christ

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F*GGOT ERA

-4

"Common Era," actually.

+3

you're all right :D "Common Era (also known as Christian Era and Current Era; abbreviated CE)..."

yeah, it's Common Era. there's a big debate about this, -it's religiously intolerant to use "Anno Domini" to mark the dates -but the BCE/CE divide is still based on the birth of Christ -besides, the days of the week are still based on the names of Nordic Gods -yeah but paganism isn't a major religious force today -actually statistics show that neopaganism is on the rise -this is gettng boring. plus we're running out of characters for our YTMND post. wanna go grab a beer? -cool.

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^Cheers.

it is a Common Error.

+1

The calendar is serious business.

+2

ptolemy

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During Black History Month we learned it was actually a black man who invented the model of the universe. And the humidifier. The universe and a humidifier.

+9

dont forget peanut butter!

+5

also clocks

+3

BUT, Ptolemy invented it first, even if it was inaccurate and off maybe a little bit, it was still a rough sketch for people to improve on. also, a black dude invented the label maker.

You are right, I stand corrected. Ptolemy invented the humidifier in it's first, inaccurate form.

+1

Better than all those 5 hours of bullsh*t special effects ytmnds

+9

readheads

+2

No. Phrenology has been widely discredited.

+2

It has?

Well Ptolemy also wrote about the properties of light.....those ytmnds wouldnt exist without it

classic

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

+1

***** for pluging in fad

im also giving you five asterisks *****

lolz

Been done but whatever, I liked it

+1

i believe the correct awnser was baron lasers.. in b.c. 1,214,123

geocentric dew army ftw

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+ 5 for junior high

Notice how Ptolemy doesn't change facial expressions either.

+2

good refresh of an old fad

+1

I'll say it...Ptolemy.

Oh ya!

Excellent

Eric Prydz is really singing "Call on me", but I can see how it could be misinterpretated.

You've been a member for 2 years and don't know of the lyric misinterpretation and/or Dew Army fads? Wow.

lol it's not Eric Prydz who's singing that

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YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS ACTING LIKE A DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Steve Winwood is singing about his boner

there was no acting involved and you know it

+1

5'd for obscure mathematicians and astronomers.

+1

Dark Ages Europe excepted, where and since when is Ptolemy obscure??

+3

5'd for names that begin with a silent P.

+5

HAHAHAHAHA

The Universe doesn't change facial expressions

+5

My 5 stars will hang transfixed in the celestial sphere.

+4

eh, it's an aural stretch to think that sounds like ptoelmy

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You're going to get an anal stretch.

+4

Also Aristotle.

+4

But I Copernicus from there.

+5

sounds like we have a lot on our Plato

+6

You all think yr so Wittgensteiny. Jeez, I'm sorry that was awful.

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I Kant believe you just said that, gr33nscr33n.

+3

this comment thread Locke'd for bad puns

+6

Would you fellas like a little Aquinas with your cheese?

+1

ok that was bad. lol i promise i won't do any More.

+2

You're putting Descartes before the horse.

+10

^ That one was pretty Humerous

+2

I'm trying so hard to work Nikolai Chernyshevsky into a pun but it's just not working out.

+1

Oh man I've tried to use that guy's name so many times, if for each time I had a Nikolai would be rich

+5

BTW Max is selling YTMND...but he doesn't want to Hegel about the price.

+5

I Tolle you so.

+1

F*GGOT COMBO BREAKER

-1

Oh go buy yourself a sense of David Hume-or. Every bit of comedy has its own Nietzsche, but that's no reason to Hagel over stars and up/down votes. I really Kant see why you're so down about this.

ooooh, brilliant

Been a while since I saw a good Dew.

+4

Been a while since I had a good mtn Dew. Thanks for reminding me.

terrible

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http://ptolemy.ytmnd.com/

whats the song called?

Eric Prydz - Call on Me

Which Eric Prydz remix are you using here?