YES

+21

Lando is NOT the father

+25

youve gotta a lot of guts, showin yur face around here. after what you pulled..........HAHAHAI HOW YA DOIN OLD BUDDY!

+21

I would vote for Lando, only if he wasnt initially associated with the dark side. HAN SOLO NEVA FORGATS.

why the f*ck didn't I think of this.

+1

why the f*ck didn't I think of this.

+6

Lando/Samuel L Jackson '08

+10

These mother f*ckin snakes on this mother f*ckin plane will keep the Empire out of here forever.

+7

BUCK ROGERS: Full episodes on NBC.com

+1

YES DAMNIT!

+1

God yes

+2

Lando/SLJ '08: That IS a tasty burger.

+8

November may as well be tomorrow, cuz after seeing this, there's no one else worth voting for.

+2

Still funny.

BEST SITE OF THE YEAR

THATS NO MOON...

+2

i didnt even see it coming!

You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us among the clouds.

+2

It is green.

that Senate building is operational... it's a trap!

+1

i'll wait to vote until i see what ghcghcghc says

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I won't

heh, you referenced starwars

-4

yep, lando's dead. 1

-3

even though the fad has been ruined i must love it as it is my child. also this site isnt even close to as bad as some of the lando sites ive seen

+1

NO.

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Terrorist.

+40

Got me there.

+21

9...........................................11

^^^Shut up, Rudy.

Only if Lando is facing Pacard... Now that is a presidential race worth dying for.

+4

needs more lasers coming from the death star

+10

How about tie fighters?

+10

That's no moon

+18

Thats... his campaign headquarters!

+13

im just scared that after the first black president there will never be any more white presidents.

+12

YES! once you've had one you'll never go back!

+13

oh please

-5

He just has a really bad tan

+4

yes we are but the real question is are we ready for one with a slightly blurry face

+42

Racist.

+33

lol.

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laughing out loud

+12

It was a short laugh out loud due to the period! That's not a laugh.. that's not a laugh at all!

+2

3

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Two.

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one!

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FIVE-OFF!!!!!

+14

Fav'd. Owned.

+13

Way to go, people. Take our "3-2-1" joke and downrate it out of sight. :P

-3

amazing

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Freedom hater.

+18

Said the one who would vote for the man who used a tiberium liquid missile on europe.

-2

F*ck you I am the Nefarious Hassan and you do not f*ck with the Brotherhood.

-1

There are so many blacks who would be more deserving of the honor of being America's first black President than Obama, like JC Watts, Alan Keyes, Condi, Michael Steele, Thomas Sowell, Larry Elder, Walter E. Williams, The Rock, Sherman Hemsley, etc.

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Or even Ray Charles even though hes dead

+19

or Oprah Winfrey. She'd kick everyone's ass.

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Bill Cosby

+14

interesting that in such a conservative list of black political figures, you didn't mention Colin Powell...

+4

I Jujitsu the blacks

+10

Condi? Alan Keyes? lololol You must be a dittohead.

Lewis Black declaired that Oprah is the root of all evil

+4

Are we even sure The Rock is black?

+6

lol, sowell

+4

SEARCH YOUR HEART YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE, SHE'D KICK ASS

+2

Alan Keyes is a prick in real life.

+2

Whereas, in the debates, he is simply a kook

+1

5'd cause Lando is f*cking awesome.

+4

Once you go black you dont go back

+1

we'd have one rockin' weapon of mass destruction

+2

i am ready for a lando president

+4

He's got loads of leadership experience from Cloud City

+17

Didn't he sell out to Imperial interests?

+13

I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever.

+14

He had no choice.

+2

It shows his experience with foreign policy

+5

This deal keeps getting worse all the time.

+3

when i was waiting for this to load, i read the URL, and i immediately expected another rascistmnd. then we get lando, lols ensue.

+3

+2

+2

YES

+3

win

+3

citing ruins the point of a lando site...

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I'm sorry you checked sources before a .jpg had a chance to load?

+5

always have, always will, thats what i do

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I can respect that.

-1

Lando can't.

+14

Get a better internet that loads the site before you can check.

+1

how can i get a better internet, right now im pulling 8 megs.

-4

you must construct additional pylons

+4

Sounds Comcastic.

+1

i don't see why people care so much for lando

-1

it's the music, the yellow background, and the dramatic poses.

+7

because it saves people from thinking of their own jokes. and it allows people who aren't funny in the least to have a little exposure

-3

that too.

+8

Doesn't that describe every fad Umfuld?

+9

Yeah. vote 5

-2

mostly the yellow background.

+4

Lando is an oft-celebrated fad because it is an interrupt fad. A practical joke is played upon the viewer, but in such a manner that the viewer is both surprised and happy he has been tricked. To be successfully Lando'd without expecting it is to feel true joy.

+9

NO. YOU DON'T DESERVE ANYTHING. NO ONE DESERVES ANYTHING ON YTMND.

+2