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coud you make this site more interesting without sound? i dont have sound ok?

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http://ytmnd.com/users/none4u

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i watched it with sound, it was better when i didnt know what it was about

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The face that launched a thousand lunches.

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That's right, pendejo.

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Everybody just f*cked the Jesus.

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So long dennal plan.

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Lisa needs braces

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Eric, if you're in here, we're all going to Marty's after the movie.

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I was buying pornography.

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That name again is Mr. Plow

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simpsons quote

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Yep. Gettin' drunk at the olll' flower shop...

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who's up for penis?

We're going to Mr. Burns's mansion in... PENNSYLVANIA

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5d to the moon and back

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WINdows 95'd!

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Windows 3.1'd!

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makes me mad that you made me 1 this site... i mean even though i haven't seen either of these movies so i have no idea wtf is goin on it seems like it would be good if i had some inside info

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all the inside info you need you can figure out from context clues in the site. *spoilers* the guy in the movie who is the "creep" who can "roll" but is a "sex offender, dude" is the same guy there in the audience looking around suspiciously. Thats pretty much the joke. *end spoilers*

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I sometimes pretend the he is licking my balls.

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What do you do for recreation? Oh, the usual. I bowl, drive around, the occasional acid flashback.

i saw that actor guy one time in real life. isnt that a cool story

I sold Michael Keaton a mountain bike ATE years ago when I lived in Montana. He's a tweaked out dood. Your name and cool story reminded me of that.

fav

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Do. Not. Seek. The. Money. Lebowski.

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Nobody. ****s. With. The. Jesus.

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very nice

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I lol'd

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I'm the dude.

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Chav-Slayer can roll, dude

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roll roll, dude

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what's a pederast, walter?

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shut the f*ck up, donny!!!!

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lololol

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we thought you was a toad

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8 years old, Dude

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God how I miss John Goodman.

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Is you, or is you aint my constituency

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Damn, we in a tight spot!

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These boys is NOT WHITE. Hell, they ain't even old-timey.

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^hahaha. classic!

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Stay out of the woolsworth!

R-U-N-O-F-T

Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wandering?

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perfect

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He's gonna go shooter on them and kill all of them for stealin his book ideas... wait wrong movie

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With stuff like this ytmnd will never die.

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OVER THE LINE mark it zero

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He's in a tight spot....and lovin' it.

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Epic 8 year olds

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That's why I act only in one Coen movie at my lifetime.

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this site is so well-executed :(

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Fan f*cking tastic

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The 2 features that identify this as a Chav-Slayer are: Big Lebowski, and hilarity

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What's a pedarast?

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Crap. Didn't notice someone already posted this. -1 on myself.

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hilarious

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...'til it goes 'click'.

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That's what ya get...

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CLEVER

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WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES???

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The overall quality and little things make this work. For instance, the comedic timing of the spliced "8 year olds, dude" just before the fadeout more than offsets the contextual implausibility of the scene. Well done.

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contextual implausibility - gave a 4 for this at first, but in the end it doesn't matter

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Term grades just came out, you got a f*cking A+

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4.OH'yeah'd!

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I got a big lebowski

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bonus points: +1 for double Tuturro reference +1 for double Coen Bros reference +1 for black and white Lebowski

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awesome in so many ways

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yes.

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DO NAAAHHHHT SEEEEEEYK THE TREASURE

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Heh, prisoners and their f*ggot morals. If they randomly just cleaned house and murdered all the prisoners in a random prison every so often we'd have room for more and the f*ggot community in them would die off.

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Wot? Dis iz toally epic.

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F*cking perfect dude... Wow....

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...As I jerk off to Coen Brothers.

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My comment is very important so I will respond to the first comment instead of posting my own.

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Or I will put the text in the wrong box and hit submit, both ruining my joke and making me look like a giant f*cking *ss at the same time... /f*ckinfacepalm

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This YTMND is bona fide!

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The dude abides.

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this brings me back to the day when YTMND's were good. AWESOME work man!

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The Jesus

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Lol

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This pedo-hating from other prisoners always confused me. I mean...the majority of them wouldn't mind molesting a child and yet they hate pedofiles? Would any normal person leave their child near a former prisoner and say: "Oh, its ok, they hate pedophiles."?

Absolutely perfect

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We.. thought.. you.. was.. a.. toad!

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Brilliant. His eyes bugging out when he hears what John Goodman says about him is priceless. Good job.

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