L Rons birthday coming up :O RUN AWAY!!!

I baked him a cake.

I put a razor blade in it :)

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The cake was a lie =/

He's now Mr. Gay

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http://www.morenintendopls.ytmnd.com (based on citation , i dont have sound) also religious bigotry has no place on the internet and i hope you choose to delete your site

LOL so scientology is a real religion now?

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In the year 2057, the rogue state of scientology is threatening to absorb all of humanity into its hive-minded super cult.

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It's gonna be the Westboro Baptist Church vs Scientology

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in the year 2057, you are still in your basement jacking off to futanari hentai.

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wtf is futunari? Wait. Don't answer that.

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I bet if we spent our time jaking off to low quality porn at 4chan we'd know

Legitimate handjobs and blowjobs are enjoyable too, ya know. Or have you grown to attached to your right (or in my case, left) hand.

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oh look, its Tom Cruise surfing on Ron Hubard's corpse

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CACA

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You, sir, have a masterful command of the English language.

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How DARE you, sir!

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Sir!

Improviser's amazing sarcasm made me blow a load in my pants.

lol

So... John Travolta is Hobgoblin?

Shouldn't it be the IntergalacticAAC?

Sure why not. I'm not sure if that implies that there are other territories/colonies outside of earth however...well whatever. I'll think about changing it.

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He can't even fly! ha ha ha ha ha-- I can fly! I can eat planets!

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It is cool, cool, cool. It is worth it.

Make him shorter for 5

Axually, it was the year of AD 2101, war was beginning.

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What happen ?

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Somebody set us up the bomb

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We get signal. Main screen turn on.

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It's you !!

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How are you gentlemen !!

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All your base are belong to us.

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You are on the way to destruction.

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What you say???

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You have no chance to survive make your time.

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Ha Ha Ha Ha.

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Captain!!

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Take off every 'ZIG' !!

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You know what you doing

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C-C-Combo Brea-...ahh, screw it.

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Move 'ZIG'.

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For great justice.

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God dammit SageOverride this was the closest we came to a complete chain. We were TWO away, having gone FOURTEEN. Everytime we wanna have a good time you come and ruin our sh*t. Ahh well...

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Actually, the combo breaker thing ruined the total, but it did give a slight comical bonus, even as an interruption. Some may disagree with me, and they are entitled to [-] me at will.

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Wow, "panties in a twist" doesn't even come close to explaining how ridiculous you sounded, Clare.

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Was in the midst of a bad day. Plus, feel free to change it to "beyond boxers in a knot". Gotta preserve some aspect of my penility.

The nerd in me says Cruise should have a Silver Surfer get-up, but good work. Audio works well.

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Somebody must stop him

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Better than the usual Scientology crap as of late.

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LOL, the laugh is actually Tom Cruises laugh, it was from an interview and i new from then on that a ytmnd would have that sound!!! Please post source for that laugh! :)

...

I refuse to comment on this.

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When you said you were going to start making non-serious sites again, I didn't realize it would be with such a vengeance.

How is this a new threat?

Tom cruise is a cybernetic destroyer of civilizations

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Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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can't wait to see the sequel, more cruise-guffawing!

Which one of the f11 sites will it take place in? Submerged perhaps?

Xenu hates thetans

Hey! Something worthy of being on top-viewed & top rated! Sweet!

Futanari = Chicks with dicks. Sometimes harmless but alot of times an excuse for f*ggot porn...

f*ggot porn or not, nothing under the sun beats a chick with a dick. nothing

Unless it's f*ggot porn in disguise...

Oprah: first blood! The IAAC: double kill!

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Uncompromisingly... *whoosh... Ey, esse, don't you know I'm LOCO? Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh whoosh. Whoosh. Whoosh whoosh.

I still can't believe that there are still idiots in this world that believe all the scientology bullsh*t

I sure wish mattdh12 would make a new site.

sorry

It's not like I think you're bad person or anything. I just didn't find it funny, is all. Plus, this week has been choked by overrated meh crap. The average ytmnd IQ dropped like thirty points this week. I mean look at Top Viewed and Top rated and tell me this place isn't hurting badly.

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That f*cking Animal Crossing site is back from the dead. Pi is drawing a whole new slew of f*cktards and morons. There's a goddamn "You Spin Me Round" site on Top Rated. And the highest rated site on the FP this week is a misheard lyrics joke. And I'm the crazy *ssh*le for pointing this out?

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I know I'm not a bad person but I can imagine you aren't too happy with the front page, and I'm not exactly helping. I said I was going to make a few stupid sites so yeah, bad timing I guess.

Make what you want. I have no beef with your decision to make a stupid site. I make them too. I just can't stand how this place gloms onto the lowest common denominator over and over again. It's like the writers from Caroline in the City and Yes Dear all f*cked and made hundreds of total morons to descend upon the internet at once this week.

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I hate to say it but, sometimes I love the lowest common denominator. Usually, I don't like those misheard lyrics jokes but I found this one hilarious. Also I find that old immobilized ladies are funny. However, I can't help but feel that they are overrated just like you said.

I'll take a site like this over the 500 troll sites posted today. But I mean, how edgy is it to make fun of Tom Cruise? David Letterman talked about it once. About always picking on Madonna, or the same old jokes about the same old people, and he said 'That's what the people laugh at'. It sucks for people with IQs higher than the averae Mad TV viewer though.

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GS, the Pi site was popular again because of Pi day (march 14th, 3/14, 3.14) Also, don't get mad at ANYONE else but RySenkari for the Animal Crossing site. While you sit here whining about what's on the frontpage, pay attention to the scores. When I first came here, the bottom of top rated this week was normally around a 4.5+, right now it's a 4.17 (and right now bottom of u and c is a 3.89.) WC is just making what he wants to make, and what makes him laugh. Thats all that should be asked of anyone here

So I don't think it's a matter of ytmnd's IQ dropping, but more that the older more creative users are leaving. Also, complaining solves nothing. If you have some funny friends, tell them about ytmnd...

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http://travoltar.ytmnd.com

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kill yourself

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laser gay

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In regards to UFOs and extraterrestrial intelligence, the US government recently released documents describing how █████████████████████████████████ █████████████ and how ███████████████████████████████████&#96

It all makes sense now.

What you actually saw was swamp gas refracting off a weather balloon as the night air cooled while the U.S. Air Force underwent an important test for new and top secret technology.

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f*ck. tom. cruise.

so who's spider-man?

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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ahh, so HE's the hobgoblin.

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Truly epic domain grab

I gotta admit, this is a little scary