I know, right? "James Bond Ringtones"? What the hell is that?

+1

seereeooslee

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I'll be here all week, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress or she's likely to spit in your gimlet.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy is my jet pack gas tank empty, gas prices, I tell ya

+2

And what's with sauerkraut anyway? Who names a food "sour"? Why not just go all the way and call it "tastes like f*cking ass-puke kraut"?

+2

hey what if Ozzy Osbourne sang the tune from Friends, i think it'd go a little something like this...

+3

So the guy sez to the frog "Look, I'm only gonna show you one more time."

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gr33nscr33n ur such a dumb sh*t

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n*gg*hstolelink.ytmnd.com

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i hear ya

Whose Controlling that....

+1

I love it. It would be hilarious if a character like Ramsay did something like those Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares episodes for ytmnd.

-1

it would be awesome, he'd come in and click on some of the sites and say stuff like, "f*ck me, what the f*ck ist this?" and then he'd work one on one with a featured user and make a YTMND from scratch and say stuff like, "you don't need to be a fad whore, all you need are simple fresh local ingredients".

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and then he's take the users out and illustrate his point with a softball game for us to work as a team. Then we'd go and do Word of Mouth advertizing by offering people on the street free sample YTMNDs

...then on debut night, Gordon will be working with the featured user and the user will buckle under the pressure and Ramsay will go, "Ohh God this is the first f*ckin' vote!" as he crouches in a corner with his hands covering his face. Then Ramsay will have a small talk with him. Gordon would ask, "What's the matter?" "Nothing!" says featured member. "You're making sites like an absolute twat, you know that?"

this is like, a self-referential paradox or something

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it's a pseudo-recreational ball gag

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Crap, I've been using mine wrong, then.

Ramsay tells it like it is.

+3

Ooh, that's bad.

sex on a spoon

with men

I think he's talking about your Pokemon and fad sites.

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hey, sh*t on you too buddy

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you don't use ABP? hows your rotary phone working out for you too?

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I agree... I try but the passion.... is gone.. :) Still funt o make em though

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Finally a ramsey site

-1

what the fook are we doing?

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what the f*ck are we doing?

+2

It's Ramsay.

some people beat a horse for years before taking a step back and realizing it's already dead

+1

5'd for Safari

-1

I love this.

old and jaded

Wot is that?

Who?

-1

Right name, wrong direction.

+1

Last time I checked, Chef Ramsey is the Hulk Hogan character from Suburban Commando

this site will be killed™

this site won't be killed™

this site could possibly be kiled™

I don't know if you're entirely innocent of what Ramsey is talking about

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It was fun while it lasted

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Excellent, you f*cking donkey.

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lol

Needs more pukka

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