Wow, fight the good fight man! You tell 'em! Stupid Apple! Like, no games and stuff! WEAKSAUCE!

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Apple sucks more than this site ever can! /suckitdown

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You put the word sh*t in there. F*ckin' goon.

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Srsly? I soo totly did not see dat, thnkz k bye

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$14.26

+1

Lots of Screen Shotmnd's these days.

I should make a Screen Shotmnd of these comments it will gain 5 easily!

Apple says "NO! F*CK YOOOOUOUOUOU.... Princess!"

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You should have tried "Apple is sh*t."

+2

Apparently adding "Apple thinks you suck" IS valid. Somone make a site with "Apple is sh*t" ASAP!

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hey moron, it's the fact that you put the word "sh*t" on it. Also, Apple is awesome, being Bill Gate's *ss slave is not.

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So if I use Apple and Microsoft products, but yet dis Apple and Microsoft... what does that make me? http://whatyouseewhenyoudie.ytmnd.com

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I dislike Apple.

+1

I like Apple.

-6

I like Shrek.

+4

I like Turtles.

+2

Now eat you vegetables, don't just push 'em around.

+4

I'm not playin'.

+1

Oh I eat the vegies... By impaling them on a steak! With blood sauce!

You mean Apple won't let you engrave their ipods with profanity? How outrageous and totally unlike what every other company would do! God, you're stupid.

+1

I know like totally what the hell... like OH MY GOD!? God, you're smart.

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end yourself

+1

I did but due to budget cuts I was sent back... /emo

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The Asshattery continues!

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It does, indeed. It wouldn't have censored, I don't think, if you used a different word other than sh*t(granted, I never tried, and am too lazy to do so), but if you did something like that, you might be assassinated for knowing too much.

+1

If no one has been able to figure out that I have put this out here on purpose yet... may the internet save all your souls to a 1.44mb floppy disk and set it next to a 1200kv UPS.

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Aw, that's not nice. I was trying to lead up into my 'assassinated' joke. D: I dont' want to be erased ;-;

+5 for assassination

nah, see Apple just supports good grammar. "it's" can only mean "it is." "its" is possessive.

+16

For the love of god, thank you. It was driving me crazy. (And stop capitalizing everything. Only "Apple" and "Think" should be capitalized in this.)

+5

Grammar is for Nazis and english teachers!

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You mean English teachers. Capitalization gets the best of you again!

+14

No, I mean Nazi

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yeah man f*ck the corporations

+1

No way man, they might like that kinda thing.

+1

So which partners are you referring to?

The one's that no one knows of because Apple won't give them a bloody chance, and only lets bigger corps play with them. Then again you could be trying to make a funny here, for which I approve.

a message from apple.....F*CK PEARS

Now that IS a good idea... damn it why didn't I think of that one.

Perhaps your next site will be funny.

+1

It's supposed to be funny... well sh*t... I thought the current goal on YTMND was to make the worst site that you can... Damn I lose either way then huh?

This reminds me of a story. A man once asked for a pair of custom Nike trainers. He wanted to have them say 'sweatshop'. Though the word was not a profanity, Nike refused nevertheless.

+1

So we should all agree that censorship... "Is Bullsh*t!"

I wonder how many apples $14.26 can buy...

Granny Smith, Winesap, or McIntosh apples?

Steve Jobs is going to hunt you down and destroy you.

Insert "Best Day Ever" music here.

I like this site. I am giving it a five.

I'm going for the 1 star here... 1 star to mock them all !

get rid of the word sh*t and see what happens

I want sh*t there, and I want it burned in with a 1.21 Gigawatt laser!

-2

that would melt the earth... Laser light show projectors and pointers are anywhere from 5-200mw, 50mw and up start getting nice warning labels about possibly burning skin. lasers for cutting get up to 25 watts... now... 1000 watts is a kilowatt... 1000kw is a megawatt...

YESSS BURN IT ALL! Fire cleans EVERYTHING

Why's "Partners" capitalized? its* Really, if you're going to do something like that at least try to get the spelling right.

The oranges made me do it. Get it orange... YTMND is mostly orange... HA! HA! Eff'n funny!

Zune FTW!!!!

No laser engraving with the Zune. How can we place our messages of hate in places that no one will see them now?!

Frankly, I'm just surprised I don't see "RON PAUL 2008" somewhere on this site.

+1

Story Title: "BREAKING: Steve Jobs To Endorse Ron Paul On Family Guy Commercial During Colbert Report!!!!!!!" Story Description: "Title says it all." [digg this]

I knew I forgot something...

I'm chortling but I don't know why :D

its*

+2

But it's still it's muahahahahahaha... /internet 4tw

Madam has the spelling correct. Liquidz still failz.

.... you retard, I'm not changing it. Dense as a brick of sh*t. Why don't you go view my revised version of this site so you can feel confident and have a large e-penis Mmm k?

Looks like you just got censored by YTMND

+1

YES! YES!

Please make sure everything is spelled right as your engraved order can't be returned.

+1

Everything is how it should be.... purchase NOW!

APPLE DOES NOT RESPECT IT IS PARTNERS

+2

So you say it should be in all caps now? You English Nazis are SoOoOOOoOoOooooOOOoOOoOOo000))oooOoo inconsistent.

-1

no. he's saying you're retarded.

+1

Actually I read his comment again, and it does have a great meaning. You are right I think it does indicate a level of retardation. However at the apex of its enlightenment it reveals the truth of the story of the now extinct Klarg. This was a creature with double hoofed fangs that shot out acidic dog sh*t from its improperly formed face. This creature is also known to dance in a field of tacos while singing the greatest hits of the 2000's. Oh wait... no never mind its still grammar Nazi sh*t. Heil Klarg!

-1

Apple goes on the Maury show for having disrespected multiple partners? I smell an odd kind of potential...

reply to my comment too

/shrug

-1

It's = It is. The proper form in this context is "its" (no apostrophe.)

You should go view my corrected version of this site. It's called "iPod site with fixed grammar" I made it just to prove that I do know my grammar.

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Or maybe it's because you put "sh*t" in the message, f*ck for brains

Are you sure? Maybe you should go and check it out. Place it on YTMND so I can see it cause I won't believe you otherwise.

-1

Stop the world everyone; some illiterate schmo is expressing his distaste for a computer company over the Internet.

You never realize how difficult it is to make a pointless comment that is totally irrelevant to the original post to drive another entity into insanity, until you need to do it dozens of times. Taco dance time!

-1

I predict semicolons will soon be extinct due to global warming

Roger that, the semicolon is doomed.