NO, JOHN. YOU ARE THE DEMONS.

+60

This is pretty cool. I like that way you produced this - 5 star

+9

He gotted the gun and fired at what he thought was demons. John didn't like those demons.

+3

And then.... John was a zombie.

+7

ah, you spoiled it

+5

YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS

+1

The ending sealed it for me. Puts it so bluntly... 'And then John was was a zombie' lmfao.

+1

I want to be on the FAV'D 5*OMGWIN daddy!

-1

now do http://mgsfanfic.ytmnd.com/ or http://fanficofthelegendary.ytmnd.com/ for even more ultimate win.

+1

EXPLOSIONED A FLAME

M. Night Shyamalan should be jealous of your twist

+18

lol "oldered"

"John gotted his palsma rifle" did it for me.

+1

the radio crackered

+1

HES GOING TO KILL US!!!!

+1

HES GOING TO KILL US!!!!

+1

HES GOING TO KILL US!!!!

+1

HES GOING TO KILL US!!!!

+1

I smell a huge motion Sci-fi original movie in the making!!!

+2

VISIT NOJOHN.YTMND.com , i have created JOHN!!!! lol

I WILL SHOOT AT HIM!

Yeah, this is totally preferable to going to the site and reading it myself. F*g.

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You're an idiot. Of course this is better then having to go to the site. First of all, most people don't browse fanfiction sites because most of it isn't funny, so this brings the funny parts to YTMNDers quickly. Also, the sound effects and the way he reads it make it a laugh. If you can't appreciate that, then just go awai. Kthxbai.

+14

Yea, this is kinda stupid.

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This fic has been linked to thousands of times on forums across the Internet. The "You are the demons" line is as tired as "All Your Base". And furthermore, if you can vote 5 and say you like it, I can vote 1 and say I didn't like it if I damn well want to.

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yeah, well i'd never read it, and i am the internets.

+5

the story was very good but i think the author could have benefited by choosing voice actors who give the material the respect it deserves

+2

Yeah Dalton, and we're entilted to the ability to say your opinion sucks.

+1

You certainly are entitled to say that. By the way, thanks for the comment downvoting; I've never gotten a -80 before!

-3

-85

Protip: To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it untill it dies.

+46

YOU...ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR....

+5

berserker pack-gone, feelings of invincibility-over.

i enjoyed this better than the dramatic reading....this was bad ass!!!

+3

thanks :D

Agreed, the other one does not even come close -- Its a good effort but not even close

That was great man, 1000x better with sound effects and whatnot. Looks like you put alot of effort into it :D

Dad said "No! you will BE KILL BY DEMONS!"

+22

My dad says that every time I tell him what I want to do for the weekend. :(

+10

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "There was a time... when he believed him."

That what he said last time i wanted to go to Ravenhold XD

-1

I was going to 1 this, but listened to the entire thing... and the end... OH THE END. OHHHHH.

+10

8=========D~~~~ ):

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This needs to be made into a movie.

+10

I gotta take a dump

+6

I cried so hard that I *think* I may have weed a little.

-3

Agreed. Weed helps calm the nerves when you get emotional.

+1

This pushes the whole dramatic reading fad to a whole new level. Extremely well done.

+21

Epically old and you didn't even crop out the sh*tty "motivation" at the bottom. :c

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i cant read and im deaf, 1.

+10

fixed the stupid title on the bottom

HE GOING TO KILL USSSSSS!

NO, JOHN. YOU ARE THE DEMONS.

Was this the first draft to the movie Doom?

+24

bravo

Nice audio.

+3

You sir, are made of epic win! Audio rocks!

+2

lawl

+1

I liked the Lost flashback sound effects.

Fan fiction reading sites have just set to a very high standard.

+4

Wow, just wow. This takes dramatic reading to a whole new level. Bravo sir, for raising the bar.

+6

5 for Ravenholm.

+4

we don't go there anymore...

+6

Lando does

+3

thats why, he controls the zombies. maybe I'll write a Resident Lando fanfic lol. more family guy comin' up

you is the demons

-3

wow,

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No, Dig THIS *grabs crotch*

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Best reading ever.

you have raised the bar, my friend

+3

And then John was a F*GGOT!!

-3

rivals lafontaine

+1

Logged in just to 5* this site. Epic reading of a classic fan fic. My only complaint is his portrayal of the last line...I've always imagined the emphasis going on "You" rather than "are", and said in more of a whisper than a shout.

NO JOHN YOU ARE THE DEMONS

+1

And then, this site was voted 5.

NO...you will be kill by deemooonns. DaaddAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

+6

That random scream at the end makes me laugh EVERY time.

+3

He tried to blew the base up.

Where is a BFG9000 when you need one?

Where is it? It's OVER 9000!!

+2

Epic plot twist is epic.

+4

DUMBLED00R IS NOT.

http://fanfiction.ytmnd.com/ The old one is funnier

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no.

How could you listen to both of these and say. "HEY I think the first one is funnier!"

+1

Because Purists will be Purists.

THE OLD ONE SUCKS *SS COMPARED TO THIS

Jesus Christ waited. The halo above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There was sin in the world. He didn't see it, but had expected it now for years. His warnings to his 12 disciples were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Jesus had been a Messiah for thirty-three years. When he was young he taught in the temple and he said to God "I want to be th Saviour daddy" God said "No! You will BE CRUCIFIED BY ROMANS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in Jerusalem he knew there was sins. "This is my beloved Son" God crackered. "In who I am well pleased!" So Jesus gotted the Holy Spirit and performed miracles. "HE GOING TO SAVE US" said the disciples "We will crucify him" said the Pharisees and took him to pilate. But then Pilate found no fault with him and was not able to kill. "We must kill him for blaspheming God" the Jews shouted. Jesus said "N

-1

iggers are not allowed!". This did not sit well with the Rev Josie Jackson and the Pussycats, so they molestered his penis. The end.

+13

F*CK LOL

+3

"No, Jews. I am the Son of God." And then Jesus was crucified.

-1

I loved the "He's going to kill us", said the Demons, "I will shoot at him", said the Cyberdemon.

i was into it. i want more.

NO JOHN! YOU NEED TO MAKE MORE OF THESE!

that was amazing- i want to hear more

beautifully simple -and- simply beautiful

the more immersive and dramatic the reading, the more lolworthy the typos/grammar -- this was amazing...

I'm getting pretty tired of these dramatic readings, but have to give you props for the production values. But then I checked your sources and saw you remade a site instead of finding your own material.

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I don't understand, are you angry I stole the words or what? :S

-1

No, instead of finding a new story to read, you just remade an old site that didn't need to be remade.

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Some Cheese with your Fine Wine Sir? Clearly you don't appreciate the work gone into this YTMND, and just how much it owns your face.

+3