I lol'd

should end with him bending her over and f*cking her in the *ss birth of a nation style

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No. No, it should NOT end that way.

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whispered the sh*tty muse

I refuse to believe that she would be so thrown by such a simple note; I mean, if you believe some right-wing commentators, she's had people killed. Here's what might actually cause her to stumble like that: newjobforhillary.ytmnd.com

http://obama-dream.ytmnd.com/

Boost Hillary's voice a little. Other than that, aces.

-1

lol

Nice try

I liked

The look on Obama's face at the end is priceless.

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There are some things that money can't buy.

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Like Obama's face.

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For everything else, theres the Race Card.

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Green Card if your Mexican.

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Red card if your a bitch that plays soccer.

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Yellowcard was a really bad band

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BlueCard® is a national program that enables members of one Blue company to obtain healthcare services while traveling or living in another Blue company's service area.

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Pinkcard is needed by featured users.

+5

PiCard is 3pic.

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I bet you could buy it with the Plum Card, the new card from American Express OPEN. It has no pre-set spending limits and a billing schedule based around your schedule, not ours. We can't wait to see what you do with it.

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Cardio if you're fat

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Black Card must be avoided at all costs when playing a game of three card monte.

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Corduroy Card for the blind.

+1

perfect

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Yes we can.

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Game over!

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DUH DAH DUH DAH DAH DOH DAH DUH DAH DUH DAH DUH DAH DUH

+7

Obama has great handwriting.

+2

oh sh*t, he's left handed?! how can he represent the majority of america if he has the attributes of the minority?

+1

Someone plz make this a fad.

+1

Does anyone remember "What are ya drawin'?"

+4

Aye, I'm drawing robots with gun arms holding guns shooting guns.

+1

Fad variation 1: Change Obama's face to soup Nazi and change card to "No Soup for You."

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really horrible

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Why?

I love how she tries to smear him with that whole Xerox line, and then at the end she's all "SOO HONORED" to be there with Barack. Dumb bitch will be lucky if he even offers her the VP spot

+1

She'll be lucky if he even offers her some pancakes!

Roflomfaomg. That's about right. ^_^

That debate was 100m from my dorm :3

OHIOOOOOOOOOOO

lol, 2012 is gonna be fun

+2

Yea... When Obama is... REELECTED!!!!!!! ZOMG

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Bush '04

5 for epic backround song and shifty barack eyes

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clinton 08

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Nelson Voice: Haha!

=)

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Bros before Hoes Obama08

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HOMIES OVER HOES! HOMIES OVER HOES!

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disregard this no comment, i suck c*cks

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wow great joke and music choice there pedro

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Where's the spoof "Once you go black you can't go back"?

Voat Goatse!

needs moar *ssh*le stretch on that half and half's face as well as that bitch's face.

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f*ck that n*gg*r and f*ck his campaign

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F*ck you, n*gg*r, and your racism.

+5

Have you considered that doc-faustus might be black? HUH?? HUH?!!?!

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thats the only reason my grandpa voted, which he hasnt done for 20 years...to keep a black man out of the race.

The tragic truth. Also no hope for McCain. I am moving to Australia.

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Possibly the most hilariouscontroversial thing I have ever seen. "This is the future."

GREAT song, and Obama's face at the end is great. 5'd.

RAWR!

The little smile just makes this so damn win. (I just wish it lasted a little longer so there was more time to process the lulz.)

+5 for Scooter

No hope, no hope, there is no hope for you!

Somebody do a cosby mashup quick

The Update was good, 5'd

Haha! F*cking awesome.

No country for Hillary

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This is epic win! I personally thin Hillary got toasted in the debate, especially with how Obama looked bored every time she was talk.

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thats not her getting toasted, that is him not understanding what she is saying.

i love your sh*t, you make some of my all time favorite ytmnd's.

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if obama wins, he might get shot. there are a lot of white supremists.

+3

if hillary wins, she might get shot. there are a lot of men.

+2

if huckabee wins, he might get shot. there are a lot of hunting trips with former vp's.

+1

If PACARD wins, things might get epic. He goes on a lot of bobsledding trips to Jamaica!

+2

yeah but whites are crazy *ssh*les. men are just *ssh*les.

Obama's got nice handwriting.

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Heh, I thought it was pretty obvious in my image origin that I was referencing someone else's site (namely one that was currently all over the FP when I made mine) , but maybe my, uhh, subtle sense of humor is both too subtle and not humorous, eh?

(Am I the only one who goes back and comments on sites that have fallen out of the public eye here?)

+1

No

lol tight imma be eating sh*t though if she somehow wins texas...

Eyebrows up, everyone!

Seriously Epic Win!

So much win.