mad gross

+9

What did it taste like?

+9

VAT DE FAK?

+7

For the record, this is the first site ever to have mandoline in the keywords.

+4

ILL BUY IT FOR 9001 US DOLLARS

No, seriously, Max, you've got my sympathy. But seriously, you should go on the Colbert Report or something.

+3

i did this same thing yesterday except with an exacto knife making a stencil, it was the top of my finger though, and i didn't sell it on ebay, i threw it away

been there, done that. i feel your pain.

where's the crazy glue?

+4

this site will be killed™

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5'd for Max.

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I'll buy your finger for $1,000,000 if you make DarthWang featured

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-1

Hey Max! Whats up buddy?

+3

Also, This is why I use razor gator.

+33

Seriously... I will pay $1,000,000 for the finger and sponsor this for $1,000,000, all I want is for DARTHWANG TO BECOME A [FORGETTING] FEATURED USER!

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Why are you using a mandoline? Get a good knife for f*cks sake.

+2

This is exactly why no one should be allowed to play the mandolin.

+15

Hey, let me know when you get this up on ebay. I've been looking for some new fingerprints for this, uh, thing I've gotta do.

+9

WHY ARE YOU MINUSING MY COMMENTS ABOUT DARTHWANG BEING FEATURED? HE'S CREATED OVER 1100, MAYBE 1200 SITES, NEVER USED A SINGLE ALT *COUGH FOUREST COUGH* AND WOULD MAKE THE FRONTPAGE FUNNY.

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whoa...rock on Captain.

+1

see my last comment in that chain was downvoted probably by a fourest alt

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Sup max, lern 2 knives plz, thx.

I'll take it for $200! but im only gonna have sex with it

+4

That is the worst circumcision I've ever seen.

+30

I don't want to be a pinkf*g

+3

^Reverse psychology^

+4

No, it's the truth

-2

Riiiiight ;-)

+1

Never pet snakes on a plane.

+2

YOUR NAIL IS DEAD , LANDO IS NOT !!!!!!

+5

hockey music

mad hot

Can we see a picture of whats left of the finger please?

+2

Hey, max! That's the finger I licked when you were in Chicago! Remember that? Way to not come to our party.

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-1

ouch.

+1

vat de fak?

rawr.

-1

roit jeledv.

+1

you probably didnt need that finger anyway

+1

*obligatory mod-system-taking-too-long-even-before-max-could-only-count-to-9 comment*

+3

SH*T SUX MAX

-1

link the auction when you post it

+2

And to think 100 years ago they wouldn't imagine us selling our smallest pieces of ourselves online for suprisingly good amount (I have faith that people will buy your finger nail max)

Id buy it. And then make several ytmnds using it.

+1

LOLOLOLOL FINGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

max bleeds not for he is god

+1

lol i downvoted max' s site because i'm not a pussy.

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Even if you were, he couldn't finger you anymore LOLOL

+40

but you are a worthless f*ggot

+4

^Go back to having sex with N*gg*r Phil

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Go back to having sex with your stepdad. Or maybe post some more Murdar ripoffs minus the funny.

+9

^says the guy with Fart Sites.

im so gonna clone a max now.

+3

then the alternate universes will be complete!

+6

Yes! Yes!

+1

0.0 at first I thought that was some kind of slimy sea food, but I looked closer and saw the tru7h!

-1

did the onion at least taste god?

+1

Mmm.... God.

+5

If this fad catches on, I'll 5 every single one of them at warp speed.

http://www.dugged.com/view_video.php?viewkey=194c475687be6106a3b8

by this I mean people cutting off thieir fingers..

+7

XD

This is f*ckin gross.

+2

I can't believe it's not a FINGER!!!!!!!

Max plays the mandolin?

+2

OH NO!!! THATS THE FINGER YOU USE TO CLICK YOUR MOUSE WITH!!! YTMND IS DONE!!!!

good beatnuts track. sorry bout the digit dude

I want to make some joke about jewish guys getting the tip of their prick chopped off and tie it into the finger tip site here but I'm too sleepy to think of anything good

+8

And then you snip . . . the tip!

k

Looks tasty.. I'll trade you my fruit c*cktail for it

+3

also c*cktails.

+2

With clubsauce.

+3

ewwwwwwwwwww

+1

But wait a second.. where's the gratuitous amounts of blood and gore associated with slicing off one's own fingertip?

The mandoline I have is two extremely sharp razor blades in a V shape, it was an extremely clean cut and the tip had no blood on it when it came off. My bathroom looks like a murder scene though.

+9

a picture of the bathroom would have been better

+1

couldn't you get it reattached???

after drinking a bottle of whiskey and rubbing sawdust in my wounds i had no need to get anything reattached.

+34

^ spoken like a real man.

+2

I hope you feel better Max. Was you using the food holder?

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Were you using... I'm illiterate. :-(

+1

I have the video http://tip.ytmnd.com/

+2

hospitals typically don't re-attach severed fingertips anyway, unless it's a considerable chunk or at least has like, a joint or something in it

+1

It will grow back anyway B) just take some steroids

+1

Can't you superglue it back on?

+1

please add bathroom scene.

"The mandoline I have is two extremely sharp razor blades in a V shape" Should have used Razor Gator.

+2

So many comments already!

Awesome Awkwardness!

This site just proves how f*cking crazy Max has grown over the years, maintaining a site where half the people don't appreciate a damn thing he does. 6 months from now, he is gonna disappear off the face of the planet for a week until he is arrested in France for murdering a couple that he believes "Rick Roll'd" him. When they show him being carried away on the news, we will all probably see him shouting for BTape and Syncan for post bail for him. Also, 5.

+13

Hmm, for those that are downvoting my comment, is it because it was a stupid comment to begin with, because I voted 5 or because of both?

Because you acknowledged the comment downvoters, and that makes you seem the tool.

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geez. As much as I respect you, I can't give this a high score.

+4

good.

+22

Reminds me of the time I nearly lost a finger when I stuck it into a moving fan when I was about 4 years old.

some people are just smart like that... they get to join the club... first rule is dont talk about finger club... second rule dont talk about finger club... third rule is im alowed to break the first and second rule... i cant remember the rest

You're gonna like the way you look, I guarentee it.

+7

Toothbrush WTF?

Aw . . .

How did you remove your entire fingernail?

-1