That's allot of "I am" 's

I am the voter that gives you a 5.

+23

I am the C*ck that goes in your mouth.

+15

i am the youtube video that this all came from. http://youtube.com/watch?v=8RJsjeoP8_w

+19

Lando would have been beautiful here.

I AM THE MOUSE THAT EATS YOUR CHEESE!

+5

With Club Sauce?

+4

I am the YTMND user refuses to stop making obscure reference sites!

+2

I am the director that STORES your DEAD N*GG*RS!

+5

I YAM what I YAM and tha's all what I YAM! Also, YOU FOOLS! I AM A GOD!

I am the jerk that points out and laughs at your embarassing in-class erection.

+6

I AM CAPTAIN KIRK!!

+1

I AM THE BATTERIES THAT ARE NOT INCLUDED

+3

I am Robert Hamburger and I can't stop thinking about ninjas!

I am the terror that faps in the night!

+2

N-N-N-N-N-N-NEW FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!

-3

I'm Mike Wallace, those stories and Andy Rooney tonight on Sixty Minutes.

+5

I am the abortion, that denies a fetus the gift of life!

I

-2

I am the substantial penalty for early withdrawal!

I am Spartacus!

I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!

+1

I am the terror that faps in the night

i am the man who upvotes your DW site now dog

+5

I am embarrassing booger that hangs out of your nose!

+1

I am the lone onion ring that you find in your curly fries!

+8

I am the razor that nicks your chin while shaving!

+1

I am the pussy fart that causes confusion during intercourse!

+2

I am the C-C-C-Combo Breaker that interrupts multiple posts!

+2

I am the man now dog

+11

I am the techno music that wakes you from next door at 4 am!

+1

I am the soda that comes out of your nose when you laugh!

+1

I am the State of the Union Address that runs over your favorite TV show!

+2

I am the chef who spits in your dinner!

+2

I am the John Diefenbaker reference that identifies you as politically obscure!

+1

I am the misleading link that gets you Rick Rolled!

+11

I am the n*gg* who steals your bicycle!

+10

___________________________________________________________________ Everyone above this line likes sex with men. Also, c-c-c-c-combo breaker.

-7

^^ I rock then yes?

+1

I am the rapper who steals the "Best Artist" award from your favorite band!

I am Kanye West who deserves to win Best Video or the awards show loses credibility.

This badly needs text.

+2

5

i am the audio that takes too f*cking long to load

-5

you are the f*g that does the stuff that f*gs do

+10

I Am The Wrong Number, Who Awakes You At 3 AM!

+8

...wouldn't I be the wrong number? If you were talking to me?

-6

Let's get dangerous!

+2

Hahaha... XD

I am the batteries that are not included!

+6

No Andy Rooney?

I saw a duck eat its own feces once

+6

I am the duck that eats its own feces!

+22

I am the user who applauds your efforts!

+1

4 for nostalgia

-3

I am the low rating that cancels your program lol jk 5

NOSTALGICTMND

+1

I am the f*g, who sucked your dogs dick

+1

SO COOL

SERIOUSLY

+2

5 minutes of IAM's

+1

I am the condom that breaks inside Stephanie and/or Ariel

+3

Darkwing Duck is a f*cking pimp.

+1

I had The Dark Wing Duck smoke gun...it smelled worse than *ss and balls...but was still awesome.

I am the YTMNDer that gave up before the end :(

+1

I am the glutton who ate your last button.

yea yea yea i remember. . . ya know plus my dog died, yeah, you wanna bring that up too!?

+2

I am the terror that faps in the night

+24

Ahaha!

best in thread

+

I'm a mermaid

+5

YES

ARIELS COMING

+3

I am the impatient, which gtfos of this ytmnd

this had me consistently entertained for the length of the ytmnd. 5. awesome. gj. tyvm. <3

I am the long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long audio that is f*cking awesome.

I amNO IM NOT

I love you.

1/2 thru it start getting sad and lame...Writers must have been getting emo.

+1

...This has made it in the Top Viewed.... Wow O_o

+1

I am the longest ytmnd you've EVER Seen.

I am the fat chick in your bed after a bender

noes

+1

man, I had forgotten how incredibly annoying Darkwing Duck could be. thanks for the memories!

+1

I loved him back when I was a kid, I cant believe those lines were THAT corny XD. 5 got the memories.

yay!

i am the smoke that smokes smoked oysters!

+1

I am the voter, who gives you a 5.

God . . . that took forever.

i am the user who cant hear the audio cos the washing machine is so loud!

Can't believe I sat through the entire thing.

I am dick cheney!

I am the sperm, that breaks through the condom

+3

i am the low rating that cancels your program lol

I am the user that gives you a five.

+2

5 stars for awesome

+1

I am CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!!!

+9

I AM THE TOXIC GOO THAT RESIDES IN YOUR BACKYARD

+1

TOXIC CRUSADER?

I am the user who hates nostalgia.

-3

I am the positive in your test for AIDS!

I am spartacus.

+3

epic comment

+1

Let's get dangerous.

+1

Pure win, I love this show still. Plus all those lines are still funny as hell. Plus amp up your mp3, it's too quiet.

I am the little mouse that ate your cheese, I am the wrong number that wakes you up at 3 am, I am the check wrighter in the cash only lane I am the itch you can not reach,

I am the burnt out light bulb that you cannot reach!

This show won so this YTMND wins

I'M MATT DAMON

+1

I am the ethnic joke you laugh uncomfortably at... I am the reason that Jimmy Kimmel hasn't killed himself with a shotgun... I am f*cking Matt Damon... I am Sarah Silverman! No wait... I'm not... but that'd be cool to see her do in a purple pantsuit.

+1

I am Batman!

+2

i am legend

-1

sucked!!!

+2

YTMND doesn't have nearly enough Darkwing DuckTMNDs. BEST. SHOW. EVER!

Darkwing Duck: teaching kids about metaphors since 1991.

-1

I am the tv show that inadvertently teaches children about rhetorical devices.

DO U EFFORT

Brilliant, but waaaaaaaaaaaay too long...And of course I had to listen to the whole thing.

You are the awesome that brings back my childhood!

5'd for nostalgia and also Disney

Dr. Robotnik + Fat Cat + Taz + Tigger +Fuzzy Lumpkins + etc. = Jim Cummings = awesome.

Nice.

-1

I am the audio file, thats way too long.

+2

I am the ghost of christmas ass.

I downloaded the audio to check how long it was. 4 minutes and 51 seconds. Must have taken a while to clip that together!

yeah, there are 60+ quotes in there. But I think it was a worthwhile project.

+1

WRONG!!

No, not wrong. I counted 75 quotes.

holy crap i had totally forgotten about this cartoon..

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

I appreciate the throwback

I am the stair that trips your wheelchair!

4'd for comprehensive

+1

Too many f-ing 6 year olds on this site

+1

"I am the batteries that are not included!" hah, that killed me

+1

Thats the best one. The first game boy didn't and that made be go insane at 9.

I am the parent that walks in on you watching pornography!

+1

I am the queer who upvotes your site!

+1

HAY GUISE WHATD I MISS O DARKWING DUCK LOL I LUV THAT SHOW also f*ggotry

-1

faps in the night +5'd

+1

I am the one hiding under your bed, Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.

+1

I am the one hiding under your stairs; Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.

+1

I am the clown with the tear-away face; Here in a flash and gone without a trace!

+1

I am the hooker who gave you the aids!

+1

Well actually you forgot Poland.

+2

I am the candidate who actually for got Poland!

+1

I am already sick and tired of this and it isn't even a fad (yet).

-1

Loved this show as a kid. Sorry though - you don't get stars for simply reminding me of a show I liked as a little kid.

-2

I am the guy who thinks youre a f*g

You mean nothing to me.

-1

I am Bender, please insert girder....

I am the user, who can't believe he sat through this...

+2

I am the Cheqe Writer in the Cash Only line.

You are the Briton commenting on the American's ytmnd!

+1

When in trouble you call D.W.

I wore Darkwing Duck underwear when I was three

+1

I'm not ashamed to say I have a Darkwing Duck doll sitting on the top of my desk for over ten years now. The NES game was the best though. His gas gun was a regular gun and he shot people. And his cape could deflect bullets.

I love those classic one-liners

I AM THE DOWNVOTER, WHO GIVES YOU A F*CKING 0

I am the guy that gives you a thumbs down.

+1

I am the pengunin who never shuts the f*ck up!

Good stuff.

i am pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes.

+1

freaking hilarious, dude. i laughed my *ss off!

I am the your illegitimate gay son that shows up on your wedding day!

+1