I get it....he's large.

+7

I wanna sniff his butt... gross, I know... but come on! Admit it! Every episode of "Lost" you get that urge... that feeling... maybe your just curious... but deep down... you really wanna freeze time, walk on to the island, and get a nice whiff oh Hurley's huge, bulbous, voluptuous, anus. The amount of money you'd make on his testicle butter would make it all worth it.

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WOW.

+2

I have never had the urge to sniff the *ss of anyone who has supposedly been stranded on an island for a large period of time.

+4

Liar.

+1

I bet Kate and Juliette and Hurley in a three-some...yeah I'd sniff it.

+2

MMM Smells DEEEELishus!

http://loveyoui.ytmnd.com/

+1

Wheres his butt?

whoah

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He stole that guys diet.

+14

fat people hobble, they don't walk

+2

Wasn't expecting that.

+2

I was, just not to that magnitude.

+5

Yeah I felt it a somewhat obvious joke but considering he's a heavier set guy I thought an unrealistic reaction was somewhat amusing.

+1

kaboom!

+2

lolol

+2

You should add some video of the recent sunami

+6

Also, I love how he takes off at first like a track sta; managing to get all 670lbs of himself to 15mph in an instant.

+8

make the explosion longer and ill 5 it

+1

I apologize but given the words I used to search for video; water nuke, water explosion, water discharge, ocean nuke, ocean explosion, ocean discharge, sea nuke, etc. That was the only one that really worked and I do realize it was rather short. All the other ones had dummy carriers and submarines which would ruin the concept that they're secluded.

unless of course, you put a submarine out in the water before he jumps, and he sinks it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvjmsU48TSc

I know that one has dummy carriers in it, but I think the sound would work perfectly here. The explosion doesn't sound generic.

CreepPipe, try the opening scene from the movie Godzilla with that guy that is married to Sarah Jessica Parker.

pffffft nice punchline¬!

He can't do a cannonball, they don't have any holes!

Needs more "WTF?!! BOOM!"

HEADSHOT!

This is why fat people shouldn't do cannonballs

Add in the "WTF Explosion then hysterical laugh" audio to make this a 5.

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He's not a bomb, he's just really really fat

-1

I know, I was kidding.

fat joke

+2

Yes, the joke was obvious, but I was actually expecting him to have sex with a cannonball.

Lost is the worst show on television.

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DOWNVOTE THE TRUTH

Do I hear Brian Eno?

hahaha what really would've topped it off was if you had the chariots of fire music while he was running

+1

i miss you creep. i miss smoking you.

im ron burgundy?

-1

cuz he's fat!

Good thing I updated my Tirebox

+2

Brozilla Tirebox truly is a much better med trouser Dykebrocoughed Sinnervet Manure.

+2

You gotta pee on my foot man! PEE! PEE ON IT!

+3

I almost shot cranberry juice out of my nose when I read this!

+1

Whoops, landed on a water mine.

+2

very predictable, and very horrible, but I lol'd.

lol was waiting for someone to do this lol

1

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Dude, if you give a 1, you should at least give a reason why.

because it's gay

In season 8 we'll learn "Cannonball" is the codename for a Dharma station in Earth orbit

+1

So that's what happened to Hiroshima...

The first episode was ok, the second was absolute sh*t. Terrible acting, stupid story, poor directing. F-

I'm going to be honest I caught about 10 minutes of the second one before I said "forget it I'm going to go take a shower." I have long stopped making it a point to watch the show because by the end of the show I'm typically more frustrated with it than I was before. I just turn it on and if I happen to catch some of it then that's just fine. Anymore I watch the show and think back to days when I did drugs and feel that I've had acid trips that made more sense.

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAH I LOL'D HAHAAHHAHHAHHAHA THX FOR THE LOL HAHAAHAHHAHHAHAH

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http://hurliesarefunny.ytmnd.com/

VOTE1

needs moar wtf....boom

HAHAHA thats hillarious