awesome

3 cuz it could have been better

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So could your mom, but I didn't give her a three.

+10

i agree

This was amazing...But it was so amazing that my HTPAT sense is going off.

this won't be good because everybody already knows chuck is gonna win

+1

3 because that sound was used in pulp fiction not kill bill

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I don't think so: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-czwy-aVbbU

-5

...why would you say something like that

-4

I'll be kind and explain the in-joke. All Quentin Tarantino sources must be incorrect. So, you see, that music was from Pulp Fiction.

+1

Steakman is right people, get your facts straight.

+1

steakman is right, but i 4'd

but quentin tarantino movies still blow, unlike this ytmnd

+1

What about Stallone? He's backing McCain too.

Yeah, I thought about it, but then you'd have 2 guys for McCain and 1 for Huckabee. It would've messed up the one-vs.-one dynamic.

+4

sounds like good material for a sequel

+2

Hogan for Hillary

+4

But what about Obama?

-4

Are you fuqqin tryin to tell me that Chuck Norris can't take Schwartzenegger and Stalone at the same time?

+2

Goldwater for Ron Paul.

+3

There is ... another.

+3

oprah for obama

+5

make this a movie, Hollywood.

Eh, not incredibly funny but pretty well made

WRONG!

this was a lot of work for no payoff

+4

you're lot of work for no payoff.

You forgot Poland.

-7

Link this on a WoW forum and you'll be top viewed through August.

+7

any time someone makes a site that's amazing and took a sh*t ton of effort, know how and general cleverness, everyone on ytmnd decides they're f*cking critics and true appreciators of the medium. blah blah "could have been better" blah blah"not incredibly funny but pretty well made" douchetarts- the whole lot of ya. this is f*ckin good and actually worthy of a 5.

+3

Vote then, you lazy ass!

+8

IF YOU CHANGE 1 LETTER IN THE NAME RAFE IT BECOMES RAPE WHICH IS WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO CODEBROWN!

+2

if you change one letter in the above name it becomes Brapedude which I assume is defined as nothing other than the committing of rape unto BTape

+13

...which would definitely be NSFW

+7

NSFW or Prime Time Must-See TV? I can't tell these days.

+2

lol i so thought i voted

+2

Love it.

interesting

You're all f*cking nuts.

-1

I don't know anything about Governator, but I have to assume he's hyper democrat.

-4

f*ck yeah, i'm pumped

Cutie Honey drops in from nowhere, shows her tits, slashes Chuck and Arnold, and kills Dumbledore. End.

+6

My boy, I would pay no less than seven shillings for such a display. Fetch the local troupe and I will contract with them for a night's showing.

+3

When you're in Texas, look behind you,

+3

'Cause that's where the rangers gonna be.

+2

ew

+1

What Andy meant to say was, "Bow dida-didalah, bow-bow."

+1

This is just amazing on so many levels.

chuck norris is a complete lunatic irl and it's pretty sick the internet has fetishised him

-4

and...nobody got hurt.

he thinks the earth is 6000 years old. take that as you will.

+1

most fundementalist christians do. evolution isnt real btw. i killed the dinosaurs.

McCain is the only person qualified to be President.

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Did the required qualifications for presidency drop recently?

+5

ooOOOoooOoo snap

If your vision of president is some sort of iron-fisted conqueror

-1

Get to the white house!

+5

This is flashy, sure, but the punchline is pretty weak. Needs more surprise action synced with the music.

+1

OH SNAP

Ann Coulter endorses Romney. She's scary enough to be in the movie.

+4

GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!

I appreciate you.

This is relevant to my interests. McCain is far to liberal to call himself a Republican. Romney has a checkered governance record. I was calling the Democrats socialists, but Clinton is seriously intending to garnish wages to pay for Universal Health Care which is a crackpot idea to begin with. Oh God someone please kill me! This is a nightmare. I'll vote for the Republican because they'll at least use lub when they f*ck us in the ass.

+5

so godamn true

-2

yeah, it's not like UHC has been a resounding success in the rest of the developed world or anything.

Ron F*cking Paul

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yes, Ron F*cking Paul gets caught in the crossfire and is able to slip the tongue to his Ayn Rand collection before dying.

+4

Hello. My name is Andrew Ryan... BIOSHAWK

I'm Ron Paul, and I am happy for the negligable support from angry upper-class white nerds, angry upper class white conspiracy theorists and angry middle class white supremacists. May we continue to trade videos of illuminati slideshows over youtube and secret fantasies of racial holy wars as our rEVOLution fades into an obscure joke fit only for an episode of VH1s I Love 2008 a decade from now.

This is only the beginning!

Norris FTW

-1

too bad they both lose: Robert DeNiro is for Obama

+1

Then it's too late already.

1 for incorrect citations, the sound is from Pulp Fiction

-2

see? im not the only one...

+2

Tomoyasu Hotei - Battle Without Honor or Humanity

lol, nice

You should throw in Barney Fife to represent the Ron Paul side. Except he wouldn't do any asskicking, he'd just whine about how unfair everything is.

+1

I just realized how intense today could be.

-40201 ^ 500 for not accurately referencing Pulp Fiction

+1

lol, Robert Dinero will rally the mob for Obama and kill both of them (but of course, not without several mobster deaths)

Yo es DeNiro

I thought Noodles was busy stirring his coffee

5 for correct sound citations.

+1

Rong! Its Pulp Fiction. Duh.

I would totally see that

Whoever wins we lose

+1

EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitt Romney

+1

Neither of these people are running for president.

-2

F*ck Republicans! But f*ck if this wasn't a great YTMND despite that!

-2

DURKA DURRR!!

Yeah F*ck Republicans , Lets garnish our wages to pay for some lazy *ssh*les healthcare!

+2

^ lol

Chuck Norris is Republican? LAME

-1

Yeah, he did a commercial to Mike Huckabee, instantly changing him from an internet legend to a washed up sell out. Chuck norris USED to be cool...

I don't agree with Stephen Colbert's views but I still think he's a good guy... STFU. f*cking sheep

+1

when you came pulling in here...

+1

that movie shall be made!!!!! not really but it would be awesome

Ugh I f*cking hate that Christofascist Huckabee so much. I've lost all my respect for Chuck Norris for going with that f*cker.

-4

just because this guy is religious he's a SCAARRRY FASCIST... why does his religiosity automatically make him someone who would push his religious views on others in office

+3

If you want a fascist look at Venezuela

+2

You are a moron.

+1

Hugo's revolution i coming and will sweep away all of the corporate filth while uniting all of sout america under the banner of freedom and liberty! die you capitalist swine! also c*cks

+1

LEAVE THE C*CKS ALONE! WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU?

I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution. But I believe that it would be a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that’s what what we need to do—to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view. —Mike Huckabee in Mi