the sync could use some work

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Other than that I'd say this is ready to submit.

i lol'd

Best of luck.

Dr-L@ND0 ?

Lots of luck! -JohnnyLurg

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voating for teh Nedm

Sponsored for justice and democracy

Thank you mcearlgray -- that was very kind of you!

from his website, www.johnshaw.org "About John Shaw I was born in Leon County, Tallahassee, Florida on September 16, 1985, and have resided here to this day, aside from a 4-month stay in the Wakulla County Jail in 2003" FIVED.

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The only issue you stand for is the legalization of drugs, yet you committed acts of burglary (even stealing handguns!) while high on drugs. Please explain how this is not the most idiotic and illogical campaign ever.

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Will you get rid of the Scientologists in Florida, especially Clearwater? If so, I'm moving to Florida for the sole purpose of voting for you.

I was going to reply to cooke's comment, but it was so negative and distasteful that I'd rather wait until someone with a heart (and half a brain) questions me on that one.

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The only issue you stand for is the legalization of drugs, yet you committed acts of burglary (even stealing handguns!) while high on drugs. Please explain how this is not the most idiotic and illogical campaign ever.

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Saw that one coming. I could try a million different explanations for why this is not the "most idiotic and illogical campaign ever," and actually I've explained a lot through my speech and different websites, but I really don't think it will matter. For the people that automatically think this way, such as cooke, I'd rather just not have your vote. I'm already going through quite a headache in order to do this for people, and I don't need negative nancy's like you demoralizing me.

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If you plan on answering every question about your bullsh*t platform with "you're being mean and negative so I'm not going to answer" then pack your sh*t, you've already lost, bitch.

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exactly, I dont see how cooke's post was negative and distasteful. this is now 99% of the people will react... do you have a legit explanation, or not?

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99%? Your figures are slightly off. I must ask of your pardons, but you have now become the first people to officially challenge me due to something I did when I was a child. No one else has actually said anything along the lines of what you have said. So, I think you mean 1%.

First of all, standrawers, thank you for proving my point by resorting to name-calling. Very mature of you, and it really helps you crush my morale. My platform, second of all, is not bullsh*t. It's logical and it's something new to try.

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To answer Petitman's question (and cooke's), My platform aims primarily at one thing: personal freedom - NOT an answer to drug misuse, or drug-induced crimes. I don't want people to misinterpret that, as you both clearly have here. And that may be my fault for not stating that more clearly. What I did (when I was practically a child, mind you) was very bad, indeed, and is not at all beneficial to my campaign, though I do feel that actually spending 7 months in jail was overall beneficial to my (continued)..

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What I would seriously hope is that no one would base their choice to vote for me solely on my criminal past. I'm not saying this wont happen, but it pains me to think that people would be so unforgiving. Notwithstanding, I understand that it may simply be a comfortability issue. However, to balance the argument, I find it can be potentially in my favor because I have "hands-on" experience in both the drug and criminal fields.

Also, I resorted to name-calling, too. "Negative nancies." Sorry guys.

Also, the internet is serious business.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO0fd0Pz26k

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So four years and three months ago you were just a child? VOTE 4 FREAKWENTCY!

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That's right! And a month later - I was immediately a man. Though...it seems not much as changed, AMIRITE??

I'm not gonna argue against your stand on drugs. I'm not gonna criticize you for your past. I'm not even gonna vote on this site. All I'm gonna say is that the ONLY f*cking thing that should come after "also," is "c*cks".

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This guy is a f*cking joke. This is what happens when a spoiled rich kid gets told that he can make more of himself than he really can. Give your folks back their money and do something more realistic with your life like McDonalds management or Wal-Mart photo lab supervision.

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"I eventually had to leave Leon, and instead received my G.E.D. I never pursued college." ---hahaha yeah that's what we need more of in Washington.

"During the Fall of 2003, just after turning 18 years old, I became extremely depressed and lost touch with reality."----Yeah because being the spoiled rich son of a best selling author mom and a lawyer dad is just too much for some people to bear. You poor kid!!!! Sounds to me like you still haven't regained touch with reality, punk.

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"Though not clinically diagnosed, I came to the conclusion that I now suffer from a form of Post-Traumatic Stress Syndrome."---Oh..my..f*cking...god...shoot yourself...please.

My parents divorced when I was about 4, and I lived primarily with my mother on the south side of town. We lived in poverty for quite some time, though the time I got to spend with my dad was a little more lavish, since he was an established lawyer. My mother eventually filed for bankruptcy before establishing herself as an author.

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On January 14th, 2008, I filed paperwork with the state to create a business called John Shaw Computers, Inc. I didn't need to pursue college because I've been doing fine with the business I've created. I created it from scratch - it's not a hand-me-down, and no one "spoiled" me.

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At this point I feel I don't need to reply to your posts any longer.

How do you stand on the issue of forgetting poland? If you can make a speech remembering poland and include a 3500hz square wave, I will voat 5 times for you

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omg i luv drugz lol u gawt my voat 5

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you look like a crackhead Abe Lincoln, you need a top-hat to even attempt to run for office.

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I cant help thinking that your one of those people the Ron Paultards have been talking about that are "running campaigns across the country to carry on the revolution". Prove me wrong. Until then, 1.

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Well I'm certainly not here to prove you wrong in order to get more than a 1 out of you - that's not something I really care about. If I happen to fit into the description of what the "Ron Paultards" are saying, so be it. I seriously doubt they know who I am, though, and I certainly have not affiliated with anyone from Ron Paul's campaign.

It is green... although I live in Jersey...

Testing 1 star

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YAY FOR ANOTHER INSIDE JOKE BETWEEN MAX AND A FRIEND

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Whatcha gonna do brother??!

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Your campaign theme needs to be the Lando song.

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Seriously considering it.

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Ah I'm glad you changed it.

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it's good now.

Site makes sense now. Good luck convincing the voters to choose the candidate who looks like he's a twelve-year-old in his dad's suit.

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There's a picture of me with just that...

I must upvote this

+1

this song was in a commercial, what the hell was it

I'm thinking NHL on ESPN

I'm thinking Arby's!

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FreAkweNtcY for a seat!

u TeH wInRar!

No f*cking wonder you're a goddamn n*gg*ring piece of sh*t featured c*nting user, bitch. What did I leave out?

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TITS, ASS, WHORE

+6

also, c*cks?

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highfive, you just got another star

+4

the policies page on your site doesn't work i'll just assume you support hitler's final solution

+30

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from his website: "One of my personal heroes is Adolf Hitler, who through courage and extreme determination, sought fit to eliminate the Jewish scum, along with many other unwanted peoples, from this earth."

+3

You forgot Poland.

+2

If it wasn't illegal for my brethren to vote for your office space, we would. As an organization, we personally take pleasure in throwing people into our machinery and watching the chains grinding their skin down to the bone. It even causes some of my peers to masturbate furiously and uncontrollably.

would vote for you because of that tie

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I live in Florida. I'll vote for you. But first, what is your policy if i were to say..... steal a bike or some guy's pizza?

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First, I'd say..."That's NO good."

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Then, you'd say:

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It's a trap!

I'd get outta there.

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what district, and what counties does that district include?

This is District 9 - Lorraine Ausley's seat, which encompasses most of Leon county, and some of Jefferson county.

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Jefferson county rules! Also Lando.

And Sixtoe county, if my district maps are correct.

Can I borrow your district maps?

Here's a district map for you guys: http://flhouse.gov/Sections/Representatives/district.aspx?MemberId=4190&SessionId=57

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I want Gr33nScr33n's

You know, as an independent candidate, you may want to consider taking extreme measures to gain publicity. I mean you're a YTMND user, not only that but you're young as f*ck. Jesse Ventura was I'm pretty sure the first independent candidate to win the governorship of Minnesota cause he was a balls-to-the-wall f*cking hardass, and everyone knew quite well that he aint got no time to bleed. So how about a superhero costume at your next rally, eh?

Do you have any suggestions?

Lando costume ftw

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DARTHWANG FOR PRESIDENT

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why does everyone minus that?

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DARTHWANG FOR PRESIDENT... LAST TIME WE HAD A PRESIDENT WHO FORGOT POLEND, WE NEED SOMEONE TO REMEMBER THE VOAT%%%%%%%%

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Give up.

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Never... not until the entire US remembers POLEND

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my representative will beat you up if you get elected. just keep that in mind.

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Yes! You're going to Florida, and Florida, and Florida, and Florida, and Florida, then you're going to take back the Forida House- YEAAWW!

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PASTAMANIA!

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How can you win using an internet-based method that couldn't work for Ron Paul?

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It's unfair to make this campaign similar to Ron Paul. First of all, Ron Paul sort of sold out by going Republican. He's an independent in my eyes. Secondly, how many people do you really think are potential voters in my district on the internet? And how many will actually come across my site or my video? Not many at all. I'm not doing this to win - I'm doing this to spread a message.

Ron Paul didn't "go Republican," he's always been a Republican.

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'Cept for when he ran as a Libertarian in '88

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My rating for this will depend on what party you're running in.

Oh, wait, you're an independent candidate, so 3.

After watching that video, I now know that you're a dirty commie, so 1.

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God Bless the true American thought process.

People are gonna look at that chin hair and conclude you are running for office just to legalize Pot. Of, course I gave you the benifit of