Beware Of The Sweet Potato Soldiers

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Needs a part two with him getting his arm chopped off and his only reaction being "Oh my God..."

+5

front = joejew. Joejew, I wouldn't call you out if you hadn't voted from your alt.

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Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!Dead N*gg*rs!!!!!De

-5

You want chives with that?

joejew is such a truly foul beast

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joejew, are you DENYING front is yours? Are you f*ckin serious? All anyone has to do is ask BTape, he's completely honest about alts if people vote from them. What on earth makes you think your opinion matters more than anyone elses? Also, just because you don't upvote your sites from "front" doesn't mean you don't do it from "nig" Stop voting from alts JJ, plain and simple.

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way to brush it off joejew. Stop voting from alts, its not that f*cking hard, jackass

+2

the rod up chronster's *ss must have a rod up its ass

LOL this site is win 5

whaatt.. ..the...

The best Uncle Phil site made thus far belongs to you, and everyone else sadly lags behind....

+9

that should be made into a motivatonal poster

Damn, that is the blackest negro evah.

OUT DEYAH....BASTARD TREEZ

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and yes, ytmnd, i know he says 'past the' and not 'bastard'

Ahnuld kills him in Commando....

He also likes Cadillacs in that movie, kills a guy on Garbage Day, and then he retired from movies and became the YTMNDer called Cooke.

He's so black, when he goes to night school, the teacher marks him absent!

Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes.

downvote this comment

+57

In that case, upvote this comment.

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Don't do anything with this comment

turn this comment into a ytmnd

+3

combo break these comments, which've gotten retarded after the 3rd one.

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continue to post this comment

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http://into.ytmnd.com/

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do not read this comment.

no comment

+1

Alien vs. Pillowy Mounds of Mashed Potatoes

+3

someone must make that!

+1

This is the most amazing site I've ever seen.

+4

That is depressing

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Sh*tty fad turned good

^Sh*tty F*cker Turned F*ck

+2

incoherent retarded turned sentence

+1

also, c*cks c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker

RUUUUUN! GOOOO! GET TO THE PEELA

+8

IF IT CAN BE MASHED, WE CAN KILL IT

+9

I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR TATERS.

+5

BUNCH A SLACKJAWED F*GGOTS AROUND HERE! THIS STUFF WILL MAKE YOU A GODDAMNED SEXUAL POTATOSAURUS, JUST LIKE ME!

+5

MASH MEEE, I'M HEEEEYAAA

+3

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

+3

You have the manners of a goat.

Cover yourself in gravy and they can't see you

+8

Not especially funny, but 5'd for technical mastery.

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Needs more Pillowy Mounds....but a 5 none the less

pillowy mounds of uncle phil

+1

(generic, unfunny comment from chronster)

+2

(even less funny reply from wisdumcube, which will get |-]'d)

+1

(NONSENSICAL LULZ FROM FOUREST LOLOLOL)

+1

(obligatory homosexual comment from Sexwithmen)

+1

You know, if dascoot or CheekyGirl are behind Sexwithmen, then those comments aren't homosexual. They're just gay.

all build up and no climax

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moar punchline

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if not anything else at least throw an NEDM in at the end

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Says you. I came.

+1

all too easy

+1

Epic, best uncle philtmnd yet!!

How is this only a 4.33?

+2

Predator earns instant 5

I hope at least one person was thrown off by your use of James Avery instead of unclephil in the origins

what the

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1

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Hahahahaha.

Forced fad is forced but I lawled

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LOL ADJECTIVE NOUN IS ADJECTIVE THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY SAY IT ON 4KHAN

+7

nicely said darthwang

+2

WHAT TH-

amazing job of editing his Philness in there

Outstanding!

lol, black people

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'Oh my God!'

+1

Oh my god... what have they done to those potatoes...

awesome, simply lol!

you have died of dysentery

+2

I dont get it

I thought those were chicken nugget men, but then again, I really wanted them to be.

+1

The 'Oh My God" quip is funnier than mashed potatoes by far

+1

"anytime"

the Pillowy Mounds sealed the 5

It's kind of sad that this one short clip even edited is better than the whole new AvP2 movie.

+3

ULTIMEAT

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

i havent laughed this hard at a ytmnd in ages

"Look, over there, BASTARD trees..."

+1

Pillowy mounds of mashed poe-tay-toz

im gonna have me some fun

Nice edits.

Needs more predators.

Great edits, but this is far from being the best Uncle Phil site.

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How to kill a funny idea in three easy permutations...

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Lol 5'd for using the clip of Uncle Phil saying potatoes weird. poe-tay-toz

I'll bleed u, real quiet

IM GONNA HAVE ME SOME FUN!!! IM GONNA HAVE ME SOME FUN!! *repeat 7x while running uphill*

I hope this fad never dies

not funny fad #457940597304369457935963596743653543570435943

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