1st

-7

Sex With Elliot™

+15

wow this is emotional

-3

I was wondering when someone was gonna make a YTMND about that joung Jamie Lyn Spears having a baby.

+1

first reply!111 omgz -.-;;

-2

he put his glowing finger in Elliot's home?

ET phone 1-800-772-9100

-2

i think ET's gonna have an "accident" down the stairs.

+1

ET phone 1-800-192-168-0-1

Care to execute a falcon punch ? anyone ? someone?

+1

The is the most captivating thing I didn't need to see and think about.

+8

Thats gonna be one ugly baby.

+3

this is awesomness of epic proportions

So wait, which one got pregnant?

ET?

-3

oh wait no... the little kid. .......... weird.

-2

It's elliot's mom. See ET knew that some incest sh*t was going down so ET the Condom Dispensing Anti-Retard Alien comes down to deliver a special something for Elliot. Elliot finds a weird stick in the trash of his mom's bathroom, phone's ET at his home, and ET comes down and explains what it is and that it was only 99.5% effective. Elliot, in turn is pissed.

You know what? F*ck what I just said. Part II should be about how ET is trying to get Elliot to miscarry through drinking a bunch of beer.

What the f*ck

+4

Here are two old ideas. First - the "One, PUSH! Two, PUSH! Three, PUUSHH WHAAAOAOAOAHHH" thing with Bill Cosby. Second - Alien chestburster.

-3

Here are two new ideas: First - you just take Knocked Up and photoshop their faces into the movie and change very little else. Second - You take the footage of the agents running with their guns but instead of walkie talkies you photoshop in bloody coathangers.

-4

Better yet, have ET giving reverse birth to Darth Vader

+2

@Shylock - Bloody coathangers! Bwahaahaha! That's some funny sh*t right there!

http://www.filecabi.net/video/et-sex.html

+1

gr8 finish

+1

this is really good

I was expecting Elliott to get AIDS and then show when the house is quarantined because he has AIDS.

+9

house is closed due to aids?

+2

Better idea

/sign

oh christ

+1

Clever, if a bit slow.

I thought it built suspense.

really really good

Sexual innuendo FTL.

+4

We should drill in ANWR

+1

ELLIOT IS HAVING ET'S BUTT BABY

+1

wow... no, wait... really? wow... I did just witness that, I cant unwatch it now... ok... again!!

-1

5'd for informing me of quality music

+1

oh f*ck, simon birch is pregnant.

So wrong.

I literally cannot believe what i just saw.

F*ggy short film.

+4

You sir have restored my faith in humanity. With this magnificent ytmnd you shatter reality. Continue the amazing work.

brb, need more Jolt Cola

I'll see pt. 2 on jerry springer

+1

:(

Oh man, I love it.

That was riveting o_o...

he took his dick and he f*cked him

+1

this is quite sad...

teen/alien pregnancy is a serious issue.

wow.

5 stars for Mogwai + general awesome.

Interesting.

I know I should be disturbed by this movie's intent, but instead I'm just confused.

omg

Reese's Pieces are NOT birth control pills.

+2

Pretty f*cked up I must say.

hahahaha! that's terrible! lol

So wrong but so right too...

I have no idea what vote to give this.

beautiful man, just beautiful. lolz

Worth the wait

wow just wow

Mogwai

too f*cking boring didn't have the patience after twenty minutes for it to end

-1

Grow up. :)

wipe that smile off your face you queer.

I was so waiting for the finger touching, but it never came.

this is art

It should end with ET's spaceship flying away.

The Terminator should have raped Link.

+2

Now your learning!

+1