was this is suicide note of sorts?

I expect it's exactly what he'd have to say to us.

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MY PENIS FELL OFF IM SO SORRY.............................................................................................................................................................................................

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PENIS IS KRAKOVIAN 4 DOTZ

was this is suicide note of sorts?

was this is suicide note of sorts?

tas wis a sorticide ort of notes?

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i wasn't expecting a sort of suicide note?

SUDDEN DRAMATIC CHORD

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SORTICIDE ORT!!

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gr8 site. :)

F*ck me? F*ck me?! F*ck you!

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you damn paparazzo

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f*ck me f*ck you!

The best of the Heath sites. Great loop too.

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Flawless loop of Closing Time = insta 5

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he looks cute when he's angry

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Agreed. Well played, sir.

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Only clit should ever be allowed to sing that song.

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I have to agree with you here. At work today I walked by a TV with CNN playing and they literally said "We'll all have to keep watching TMZ for updates." You mean to f*cking tell me that I live in an era in a country where one of the largest news networks ever established in history now sits riveted for news from a website that's a cross between an online Us Weekly and that fat, hairy neighbor who ogles your girlfriend through binoculars from his balcony? F*cking kill me too.

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You have to agree with yourself?? Remember to sign off and log on to an alt before doing that.

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Shhh... he's talking to his invisible friend.

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lol he should have posted the second comment with gr33nscr33nstopsecretalt just for fun

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lol he should have posted the second comment with gr33nscr33nstopsecretalt just for fun

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Is everyone here still in remedial reading? Do I have to explain the context of voice to you all? "You" in the second comment refers to the author of this site, "benjaphar," with whom I agree. "clit" is a user/resident genius who ought be the only human ever allowed to sing along to this tune. Well, except for gr33nscr33nstopsecretalt, as BTape pointed out, who is also a musical genius with pipes of gold and is in no way my top secret alternative account.

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"how do you make that inverted b?"

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I actually had to Google that quote to figure out what you were talking about. Somehow I missed that whole thread. Wow. Kid by far has the most appropriate username ever, even if...scratch that...especially if it's an alt.

it's a bash.org quote

http://bash.org/?330261

Whoa, and I thought I wasted a lot of time on the internet...Damn.

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I'd imagine CNN has more important news to focus their overpayed reporters on covering. All news leeches off specialty news sources at one time or another simply because it's cheaper and not worth spending time on trying to get an exclusive.

I just happened to be doing a vanity search on "gr33nscr33nstopsecretalt" and I came cross this awesome thread debating my user name. Seeing as I have nothing to do with any other users here and am in no way an alternative account for gr33nscr33n, who is a generally decent guy and quite handsome to boot, probably, if I actually knew him, which I don't, well, I figured I'd throw in my two cents: I agree with you (but just who is "you" in *this* case, huh smart guy?!)

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Actually, it would be smart "woman," but I digress. I never actually meant that you were using alts. It was more a comment of convenience. One of those golden moments to be a smart ass. So, the *you* in this case would be a general *you* and not a gr33nscr33 specific *you.* Christ. I'm starting to feel like Bill Clinton in the case of what *is* is.

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Actually motis, I think gr33nscr33nstopsecretalt was talking to me, gr33nscr33n, when s/he (seeing as gr33nscr33nstopsecretalt is clearly not related to me in any way, I cannot say for certain whether gr33nscr33nstopsecretalt is a man or woman) said "smart guy." Thus, in this case, "but just who is 'you' in *this* case" is a challenge to me, gr33nscr33n, not you, to come up with a witty diatribe explaining to which "you" gr33nscr33nstopsecretalt is referring. Heh heh, I said "refer."

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gr33nscr33 (Max, when you gonna fix this?)

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Actually, when I see it, all I see is gr33nscr3, which is even funnier.

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wisdumcub

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so it goes

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Wow... sponsored. Thanks Stiggy!

Sponsored because this site knows how to be respectful while also showing a good balance of tastefulness and irreverence.

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agree'd- an important thing to keep in mind

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Thank you for saying what I wanted to say, with words I don't understand

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is that his ex-wife?? ew!

respectful, tasteful.

F*ck you too Heath, f*ck you too...

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I'll finish my whiskey or beer.

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Finish my whiskey, ... or BEER!

I've only ever seen swimsuits with trim on the sides on fat chics before

6000th vote have a 5.

I hate the featured users section.

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well they hate users who's names aren't pink. except for keaton, he loves everyone equally. he's like jesus.. or a cult leader

(e)L RON(d)

my fav heath one so far.

tastefully done, and your loop is ftw

You earn money for Max, you earn 5 stars from me.

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I like it.

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needs moar camel-tail

LOL WTF?

That's awesome! I just gained a whole new respect for the guy. Rest in peace, Heath.

This is PERFECT. By the way, his girlfriend looks 12 years old; thanks.

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This makes me wonder if the rumor about him being in Olsen's apartment had some truth to it after all.

That's Michelle Williams.

... of Dawson's Creek fame, I know. I'm saying in that pic, given her stature (compared to Heath) plus the bathing suit, an encounter with Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC would not be out of the question. That having been said, why don't you have a seat right there?

She doesn't look like a teenager to me in that pic.

rip

Nice loop.

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Indeed.

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Want some rye? 'course ya do! Now f*ck off!

Only good Heath site...

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Who's that girl? His 15 year old web-footed french mistress or his daugher whom he has sex with?

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What if it's both?

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nicely done

5'd for class

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The person beside him is his oversized pet gnome girl, as you can clearly see her gnome mushroom house beside her.

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Why NSFW??????

Naughty language. Apparently for the Vatican workers who might be on here.

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I think it's funny, how far apart they're standing.

:[ what a loss. great site bro

This is how Heath would've wanted it

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Great music choice hahaha

Good, but the pic is too big, i cant see it on 800x600

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Set your resolution for 1024 x 768.

you can't see anything on a sh*tty resolution like that

Flawless loop of Closing Time + Unexpected pic = 5'd

Damn, his wife is tiny.

class act bro. :')

No wonder he committed suicide. he was engaged to a f*cking oompa loompa.

bye keith fletcher

whatever, whatever - great loop.

great song

They both think I'm number 1... thanks Heath and Michelle :)