This is an epic win.

Does this mean we can pretend the prequels never happened?

+10

III was good

+1

you left out the deep space droid buttsecks

-1

Me and my mates were thinking EXACTLY this when we were watching SW4 the other night. Also when the Millenium Falcon was tractored onto the Death Star, why didn't they just scan it for life signs? Exactly like they did with this escape pod? Also, needs moar Lando.

'HELP!'

'I'm going to regret this'

why would this make the prequels never happen, they take place before this happend.

+6

Because episode IV was made before the prequels so if it ended like this there'd be no reason to make the prequels. Want me to chew your food for you too?

This is an epic win.

-2

F*cking frizzies

+2

sex with brains

-4

I have a bad feeling about this.

+1

featured on twitter.com/YTMND

nice

I met Anthony Daniels once. He was very thin, British, and vaguely gay.

+8

There's nothing vague about Anthony Daniels gayness.

+10

Especially when he's blowing you.

+8

Protocol droids have cold lips.

+5

human cyborg relations

+5

He's fluent in over six million forms of blowjobs.

zomg loading image

+1

Well, alright, that's the end of that.

the new king of f*ckin america

+1

Saw it coming, but still excellent.

+2

Way to ruin a movie!

There goes another one.

At least in this version Luke gets to go to Toshii to pick up some power converters....

+27

He can waste time on his friends later.

+16

When they ask him where he's going and he says "I guess I'm going nowhere" It actually turns out to be true in this version.

+19

He's not a farmer, Owen. He's got too much of his father in him.

+17

That's what I'm afraid of.

+16

Sadly, they never do find another protocol droid that speaks Bochi.

+19

His father was an *ssh*le, he didn't want to give him his lightsaber when he was old enough.

+11

Holy nerd role call!

+22

luke and owen settle for the droid with a bad motivator

+17

drugs are a great motivator

+1

Hey, what're you trying to push on us?

+14

Luke ends up going to the academy next year.

+4

He majors in womprat-shooting, to the disappointment of his aunt and uncle.

+7

...but then suddenly he gets a space owl message, from Hogwart's School of Jedi Wizardry.... Located on Alderaan... He finds Obi Wan in the desert and they go to Mos Eisley's for transport....

+3

money-hat takes it up a notch!

-1

but then luke wins a ticket aboard the space titanic, where he meets captain han who flys it into a space iceberg.

+2

but that's NO space iceberg. It's...

+4

actually a small moon. They go down to explore this moon and find...

+1

vader's third child

-1

DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN

-3

It's amazing to think how the history of Star Wars would change without R2-D2. I mean, in Episode 1 (I hate the prequels but for canon's sake) if R2-D2 got shot while repairing the queen's ship and the ship got destroyed...imagine...no Darth Vader...

+2

Imagine if Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon didn't run into Jar Jar, who helped them flee from the Trade Federation's forces on Naboo. They wouldn't have survived to find Anakin who later would become Darth Vader... thank god for Jar Jar Binks.

+12

Imagine if I did a combo breaker, Id get like a -20 on my comment.

+9

Yes. It'd be like thousands of Vader "Noooooooo" sites on YTMND cried out, and were suddenly silenced...

+14

except episodes 1,2 &3 have no validity.

+2

Imagine if people didn't think Boba Fett was cool, and saw him for the 5-minute appearance minor character he was. Yeah, I hate Boba Fett, so what.

+2

Imagine if Watto was Anakin's father. Yes I went there.

Imagine Shoover's idea if I C-C-C-C-COMBOS BREAKER!!!

+1

Imagine goatse... yeahh... just like that... where's your Star Wars now...

+1 for at 11.

epic fail 1'd for star wars

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How are you featured?

+1

bah, idea taken from another ytmnd.

-6

what ytmnd?

I think he means the whole abridged thing. but to say that the idea is stolen is a little harsh.

+3

nice

Fav'd for "Fighting the Frizzies, at 11".

+2

Hahaha this is coming out as the special ultimate platinum edition on Blu-Ray.

It will sell for $69.99 and people will still buy it

+3

no really, this is what the empire SHOULD have done.

What are we, paying by the laser now?

+1

also frizzies...

+1

f*ck dude i just got through episodes I-III... poor androids

what do you think of them?

flawless victory

+2

omfg. i always wondered what would happen if they actually shot at it. fav'd.

+2

c'mon everbody knows that the empire shoots green lasers.

+4

You are correct, sir!

Aren't those blaster bolts? =o Come on guys.. I wanna be a nerd too!

+1

Alright, but I still like this version better: http://thatvideosite.com/video/3963

I hate the frizzies. I will tune it at 11.

+1

Wonder if you got the idea from Tim and Brian's conversation in Spaced?

Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like... f*cking... Shaft.

+3

DOLEMITE MUTHA FUKKA

Is Jabba the princess?

Nope, never seen it. I got the idea by being a nerd.

Episode II: The Trouble with Frizzies

+1

5 for star trek

-5

LOLZ!

Just think if that was the actual movie, 5 minutes of that and then roll credits

+1

Epic domain grab

+2

Hahahaha

Little is it known that this the plot outline George Lucas first invisioned.

And now, fighting the frizzies... with a 5

+2

you thought of this while watching blue harvest.

-1

I had always thought about that scene, and how one small word would destroy the republic.

+3

You should have had him fly in Goatse's ass...

-3

Captain, they are locking LASERS on us.

+2

LASERS!?

+3

Needs more man flesh.

That scene was sooo unrealistic in the theatrical version. Any gunner would've shot the pod for fun. Also, weren't they taking prisoners...so why would they have been shooting pods at all?

+1

It probably just malfunctioned.

lol

That saved me some time.

+1

spaced

5'd and fav'd for frizzies.

We should drill in ANWR

+1

<3

Fighting the Frizzies made it WIN.

+1

LOL. STAR WARS!

-3

Empire VS. Frizzies? Better Tune in!

+1

Genius

+1

Better than Episode 1.

+2

Its amazing what little things can change the movie.

+1

Lucas will make a special edition where the droids shoot first

+1

I guess technically Obi Wan was not the only hope after all...

Why is a heavilly abridged movie with no jokes funny or a good YTMND?

-4

"HELP!!!!"

+1

Look there goes another one! FIRE

yes!! Laser changed to green FTW!

Saw it coming like a million miles out. The Empire Strikes Back one is FAR better.

The reason they DIDN'T shoot down the escape pod in the actual movie is because they didn't detect any signs of life inside. They thought it was an empty pod. Come to think of it: R2-D2 was carrying the Death Star plans at the time! If something like that happened, the Alliance AND the Empire would both be screwed!

Why is this not more highly rated? People should be fiving this just for the Bea Arthur reference.

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN BASIL?

+4

Masturbation to mudkip girl?

I'll bet your tweezers are filthy.

+1