NOOOO UNCLE PHIL

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Pillowy mounds of DEAD N*GG*RS!

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AHAH

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LOL

storing dead uncle phils aint my f*cking business

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lolo

lol

xD

Kill Smith

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or Kill Will, whatever floats your boat.

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Kill Phil

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will kills phil?

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Swill a chill pill, will.

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Phil Ficton

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Kill Bill is what the line is from.

Damnit this is going to be the only DNS site in which it will be highly rated and it wont be on killfiction.

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sorry :[

lol its fine, the point is we are all having a good time

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pillowy mounds of mashed poe-tay-toes

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I don't need you to tell me how f*cking good my mashed potatoes are, okay? I'm the one who buys them. I know how good they are. When Uncle Phil goes shopping, he buys SH*T. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I eat it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the mashed potatoes in my kitchen, it's the dead n*gg*r in my living room.

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You know why you didn't see that sign?

because its facing away from the door?

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this makes me so happy. an uncle phil site, where uncle phil isnt saying mashed potatoes... and is dead.

true that man. i mean i do love mashed potatoes though

could use a bit more blood though.

i have another idea... xD ill use more blood when i get done making it

thats what i like to hear.

Minus one star for Will Smith being a Scientologist.

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LOL

Racism isn't funny.

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True. But will smith is

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actually, racism is hilarious because it is so ridiculous. make fun of it and you take away its power.

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of course it is

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How come theres a African American month and the whites don't have a month to call there own? Also the next big racist thing there going to come up with is that the African Americans got the shortest month of the year.

Caucasian people a month. December. How's the song go...? I'm... dreamminnn... of a WHIIIIITE... Christmas?

Will Smith used to be funny. Then he became a Scientologist. The term "Scientology" and related terms are trademarks held by the Religious Technology Center which grants the mother church of the Scientology religion, the Church of Scientology International (CSI), the right to use the trademarks and to license their use to all other Scientology churches and entities.

Well done.

appriciate it :]

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WHAT HAPPEED IN HERE

F*CKF*CKF*CK

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In West UnclePhiladelphia....

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needs more "DEAD N*GG*RSDEAD N*GG*RSDEAD N*GG*RSDEAD N*GG*RSDEAD N*GG*RSDEAD N*GG*RS"

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Without the laugh-track, this is nothing.

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Don't forget the dance

So THATS why there wasn't a sign out in the front of the house. It was inside

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Now you know!

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In before KillFiction

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Oh sh*t, he saw the sign.

honestly, i've seen MUCH better parodies of the whole "dead ##### storage" clip

and they wern't on ytmnd.com either...

dead the pound key storage

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I never noticed that fruity little dance that he does, lol.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AH! AH! AH! AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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AW HELL NAH!

I'm confused. The title says Will Smith, but I can't find any connection to Scientology. It... just... doesn't... make... sense!

me > you

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cause whatever I say bounces off me and sticks to you

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Oh, so you're the one they're talking about in that wienerpoopie site.

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