But what I really like is the image.

+24

This made me LOL. Best YTMND in quite a while.

+9

Oh. My. God.

+2

Um, I wanted to switch gears a little bit. Tom Mabe was our guest last week-

+65

Yes he was.

+2

THIS IS NOT YOUTUBE

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the best part is that if you haven't played half-life, this is completely unfunny.

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and it's coast-to-coast AM, by the way.

rise and shine, Mr. Freeman....

+13

Geoguy lol i can totally see that.

-1

Here comes the newest blue ball machine and htpat...

+3

poortulz teknalagiez

-2

AM. It's Coast to Coast AM you f*ckin retard. Also, George Noory is the man. 1'd all your sites.

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Man, F*CK George Noory. ART BELL 4 LIFE N*GG*

+2

Aperture>Black mesa

+2

And when you see Dr. Breen, tell him I said f*ck you!

+2

I only saw g man walking around once in half life 2 did i miss him?

+1

Now your thinking in portals

11 downvotes for Travis's comment. Baaawwww. Youtube + gif = 5 town.

hl3 is coming out

:] hl2

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*ahem* Half - Life 1?....

+22

damnit breen

+1

Subject: Cliche Status: Failure to recognize

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NO PERSONALITY???

+8

I lol'd so f*cking hard.

Portal technology! Just like the movie "Contact"!

+24

We are all Portal-stuff.

+13

time to choose

+1

Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out. Just like the movie "Contact"!

+10

THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE

+7

That's just like the movie Contact!

+3

HEY GUYS LETS MAKE A YTMND FAD OUT OF SOMETHING FROM YOUTUBE!!!

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Ahem... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/78336/

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Ahem... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liKV4Ij8LtU the author fails twice as hard for using ebaums as a source. What the f*ck, YTMND? I seriously vote to stop all new registrations so this f*ggotry can be stopped.

+3

Which is awesome because Charlie Sheen looks exactly like Gordon Freeman in that movie.

Which is /hilarious/ because Charlie Sheen wasn't even /in/ Contact.

stop all new registrations? if we had stopped all registrations, we wouldn't have people like Dmaz or Chronster churning out amazing site after amazing site. Theres still plenty of untapped talent out there waiting to discover the world that is YTMND. We can't let one bad apple spoil the bunch.

i vote that we don't listen to anyone who is afraid to put the u in f*ck.

+3

^LOL

+1

How can I vote 1 and still favourite? :(

Chronster is a f*cking f*ggot, and I knew it from the start with his little "first impressions of YTMND". all his "jokes" are dry as hell.

-2

It's funny how you call people f*ggots when you voted 5 on a site that had two black guys rubbing their boners together. Thats a real "wet joke", get it?

+1

5/5

+3

Well now we know what Gordon Freeman's voice sounds like.

+41

NOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-3

Get off the phone Gordon. Weren't you supposed to be in the test chamber half an hour ago?

+32

lol. :D

-1

HTPAT imo

+8

the G-man is watching

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Anyone else think it sounds a little like Tom Green?

+7

i thought the same thing. whoever he is, he's definitely Canadian.

+6

eh?

+7

were you the one who called in, mrsinistar? or did you just make the ytmnd?

-1

I wish I made that call, but no...I just quickly made the ytmnd to show everyone.

WALL-O-SPEAK.

-1

that is really awesome. lol Gordon freemen

-1

cool i could just waste my time and watch the same thing on youtube

+8

It's time to choose...

+16

Well, if you focused mainly on watching this YTMND, technically you'd be comparing it to Photobucket or something

+2

Frickin awesome. He barely ever breaks from the character.

+3

LOOL

-1

That just takes the Cake.

+13

That's just a lie.

+18

Grief counseling and cake will be offered after the ytmnd.

+4

Gordon Freeman is the best video game hero of all time.

No. He's an awesome hero, yes. But not the best.

I think he's pretty f*cking awesome. But maybe that's not so surprising.

+4

master chief is better then halo

+1

shooting guns games

+2

I think Half-Life is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins, and doesnt afraid of anything

+2

well, Gordon Freeman is definitely hell a lot better than Master Chief, that's a given, but the "best video game hero of all time"? I'm not quite sure...

+1

I think Twinsen was the best video game hero.

-1

twinsen is a f*ggot and so is father-mckenzie

Someone from the Aperture Science Enrichment Center should call in next.

+11

This just aint that funny, people get a chuckle out of this thing, being able to pull a fast one on a radio talk show host, but its overdone (see: 4chan harassing the Tom Green show) and isn't worth it unless there's some kind of punchline

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Get off YTMND featured f*g

+9

Portal technology! Just like the movie "Contact"!

+6

Do a Barrel Roll!

+1

A barrel roll?

die in a fire featured f*ggot

"Hi? My name is..uh...Mario... I'm a plumber from Brooklyn, New York, and my girlfriend keeps getting kidnapped by a giant turtle..."

+26

Dr. Wario is not a real doctor. Do not let him touch your genitals.

+18

LULZ HE CHANGED THE WORDS AROUND SO IT'S TALKING ABOUT ANOTHER FAMOUS VIDEO-GAME FRANCHISE!!!

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Now you're thinking with portals!

+3

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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Uh, this would be more like a all play, no work...

haha Gordon Freeman is a nut job lol

nut job with a penis...that's a nice band name thar!

This is too great for words.

This was a triumph.

+4

I'm making a note here. HUGE SUCCESS.

+5

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

+4

Aperture Science

+3

We do what we must

+4

Because we can.

+4

For the good of all of us.

+3

Except the ones who are dead.

+4

c-c-c-combo breaker

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I'm making a note here. HUGE FAILURES! Aperture Science has nothing to do with this YTMND.

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But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

+3

We'll just keep on trying till we run out of cake.

+3

And the science gets done

+2

And you get a neat gun

+2

for the people who are

+1

In my closet.

+2

still alive

my jaw dropped

I'm posting here because I didn't want to ruin the above string of comments, which I believe should be the basis of their very own YTMND. Who's with me?

I am.

I am.

I'm Spartacus!

PORTAL TECHNOLGEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

This is definitely hilarious, but Coast to Coast is actually a really good show, too. The hosts are always enthusiastic and treat every craz wacko with respect. They usually are not judgmental about other people's beliefs, all they do is provide a forum for people who would not otherwise be heard to speak their minds. Sometimes it is downright hilarious.

+1

Heh yeah half life 1 is great, too bad they ruined it as it left the Sierra way of games. And quite frankly I don't need some tomb raider whore following Gordon around...

This is amazing.

+2

Just like the movie Contact! <Mr Garrison throws up>

+3

Direct unedited youtube rip.

+8

Lambda

+1

Lambda, Lambda, Lambda!

+2

Revenge of the nerds anyone?

+3

Meh, this is better audio quality.

Marsha marsha marsha!

-3

Or marcia, learn to spell noob. OMG THAT'S ME!!

-2

tune in tokyo tune in tokyo

F*cking Win!!!

radio bit.

+4

how to prank a conspiracist

+4

BTape got it right

+4

gordon freeman was our guest last week...

+4

Funny how most featured users 1 this... it's like they have an understanding of the past. This site has no place on YTMND. It wasn't created by the user in any way, it is just a rip of a 'funny' audio call. This sh*t should not be rewarded. NOR SHOULD IT BE DUGG.

well, I have to agree with ya. the last thing i need is a HTPAT site for people to remember me by. a site change may or may not be coming...

+1

I laughed out loud >:/

+2

Him and his co-worker, Barney, call him the G-man

+1

oh my god.

-2

Now that is genuis

It is some kind of feat for that man to keep his cool and not burst out laughing.

+5

"He's got this tick of adjusting his tie or brushing himself off" lulz

This is pretty funny. But remember. People do conspire. Heck this guy probably conspired with friends to come up with this idea

whos parent's all conspired with a group sex orgy so they wouldn't know whos kid is whos with out DNA testing... now thats a conspiracy.

This is fan-f*ckin-tastic. Aces, good sir. You have completely disrupted my workplace because we are all laughing so hard.

+3

Coast to Coast is suppose to be "kind" to callers/prankers. It's not like he's going to cuss out the caller for bs. That's why people listen here this kinda crazy/funny stuff.

this ytmnd ftw

+2

5

I use portal-potties.

Just like Contact

This is a triumph. I'm making a note here: EPIC LULZ

+1

It's hard to overstate ^that^ user's hard-on.

+1

How to prank Gman

+2

"Oh, and also, there's zombies and aliens all over the place, and all I've got to fight them is a stupid crowbar..."

+1

Haha, I had to sumbit this to Digg last night. It was just that good.

-6

F*ck off.

+5

wow, Originality.

that was prefect

Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shi-ine.

effing incredible. well done Mr. Freeman.

Incredible

owned

He's not the G-man. He's max. Think about it....

HEY GUYS LETS JUST SURF DIGG AND RIP OFF WHATEVER WE FIND THERE http://www.digg.com/pc_games/Gordon_Freeman_of_Half_Life_calls_up_Coast_to_Coast_AM

+12

Your downvotes will ring across Digg and make people cower in fear at the thought of clicking the link.

-4

FRONT PAGE MATERIAL

+3

!

Find the forums.

+1

So incredibly awesome. First radio show I actually don't think was staged (aside from the prank caller)

Hey let's turn all youtube videos into YTMND's! Heck let's use only pictures from 4chan while we're at it.

+2

i see a sarcastic featured user trend... it sounds like "Hey guys, lets all go bowling cause ytmnd sucks"

god that was hilarious. I want it on an MP3

Oops I accidentally voted 5

+2

the real question is, does anyone know what/who the gman really is?

-1

MACGYVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

+3

Murdoc...

+1

Lol

5 for Coast to Coast AM *AND* Half Life! I have listened to this show for about eight years now, but have never taken it seriously. Good find!

+1

much work went into this one

+2

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THAT IS SO THUNDEROUSLY EPIC

MrSinistar, if this makes Top Viewed again I think a certain Caribbean Holiness needs to show up.

+7

to tell you the truth, I wish uncle philTMND had this many views. :P

-4

PACARD '08!

Let me ask you something. Did you know Tom Mabe? Were you a friend of his?

-2

Hey MrSinistar are you sucking Sphonix's microscopic small c*ck?

+3

who's Sphonix?

delete this.

+6

One this

+4

ahahahahahahaha

THIS.. IS... YTMND!!!! (not youtube)

+3

I was listening that night, and I'm so glad I knew what the caller was talking about. It was hilarious.

HTPAT

+6

That's what I said like 15 minutes after he made this, but narvs will be narvs.

+6

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i listen to this hsow and i can't believe i f*cking ismsed this LOOOLOLOLOLOWLAOLWAOLWAOLWAOL i love this show best comedy ever

-1

LOL someone should do a portal prank with the robots voice

ownage, pure ownage

-2

portal technology... just like in the game Portal!

+1

Wake up and smell the ashes

+1

Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and... shine.

+2

That can't be gordon. Gordon's mute.

+1

And there's another weird person where I work that just walks back and forth levitating each time he stops. He looks like David Blaine...

gman is a lizard

Coast to Coast AM FT-F*cking-W!!

-1

good job ripping audio from something you didn't make, *ssh*le

+7

says the guy who uses ebaum's fart sound board in almost every site he makes.

+2

says the guy who 4's a site that uses site citations from ebaums who stole the video from youtube

+2

nevermind, he changed it to youtube. clever f*ggot.

+3

Ya you're right. I don't normaly vote well on straight rips from youtube. The comment I made was a light hearted joke btw in case anyone's gonna come in here and f*g the comments page up with an argument over it.

+1

you know what. i dont even know what im talking about anymore. Sinistar will understand why I 1'd a youtube rip.

Hey, no one has ever put fart sound boards to better use.

+1

You mean Gordon TALKS??

This is goddamn fantastic.

this site is for retards

+7

welcome home

-3

The right man... In the wrong place can make all the...difference...

+1

...in the world... So wake up, Mister Freeman...

+1

Wake up, and... smell the ashes.

+1

Hello. I am an engineer for a specialized contracting firm. I specialize in building security sentries that identify, track and attack enemy combatants. But in my line of work, I've encountered a man. He wears a sharp business suit and what appears to be a ski mask. And it's strange because he seems to appear and disappear and at times he even appears like someone else. And he makes my life a living hell because he's always disrupting my work. He's a sapper. He always sapping my sentries!

+1

Someone needs to make a PTKFGS with TF2 characters.

-2

The pyro phone call would be kinda lacking, methinks.

Hello, my name is Alyx, I am teamed up with a tall muscular handsome scientist. We kill aliens, and protect the world. But in my line of work, this man has never talked with me. He has never says a single word, and I find this to be extremely uncomforatble, as if I am talking to myself. So My question is, is this guy real or am I just imagining him. And if this guy is real, is he bad around woman or does he want to rape me?

+2

Haha, nice!

-1

I love Coast to Coast AM

lolz!

Conspiracy Theorists are retarded manchildren who need to be dipped in lava feet first. FEET FIRST.

-2

Even if this is another how to prank a telemarketer, it's still funny.

HAHAHAHA oh god I am dying here. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Here comes the latest incarnation of blue ball machine...

-2

Charlie Sheen was not in Contact, he was in this turd http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Arrival_%28film%29

and this: http://the-cosby-arrival.ytmnd.com

some of the caller's lines were painful to listen to. otherwise funny.

Gordon Frohman.

Was anyone else bothered by the fact the Freeman was talking. You could make the same same joke as Barney, Kleiner, or even Adrian Shepherd and not break canon (too much).

Well it's kind of like Link or Master Cheif talking, a part of us dies inside when we hear that.

+1

I can't wait to bomb some Dodongoes!

+1

You can tell Gordon doesnt talk a lot :P

Rise and shine Mr.Freeman, Rise and shine......

lame

People hand out the "You win the internets" quote a lot these days but you sir do win....you win at life AND the internets

He referenced so pretty minor details there. Like Black Mesa's competition with Aperture Science and players assuming the G-Man was the administrator, until HL2 came out.

How to prank a telezenmarketerporter! :o)

+2

Views today: 6,666

+1

I listen to that show sometimes... I wish I had of caught that one live I would have called in right after laughing my a$$ off.. 5*

too long to be funny

lol.

lol. this guy should play some more video games.

Half-Life is full-life! + another half