CARMINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+14

this site will be killed™

+8

site death farterz™ klassix memoriez™

+4

Go away MurdarMa... er, I mean Spaztick

-5

F*ck I want Carmine back. why the hell did he not become a solid fad?

+2

zoe

I don't get it ™

-1

this is gold keaton...GOLD!

-1

8

+11

BULL!

+5

PILLOWY MOUNDS OF EIGHT

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Potatoes or stove top?

Gets some credit for using dramatic pause to create a new punchline.

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512

VIVIAAAAAAAAAAAAN

+5

I'll get it!

'Opera lovers forum?' Audience: 'HAHAHHHHAHHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH PwN3D'

+6

Yeah, the over the top crowd cheer for the mention of opera lovers forum is hilarious

+5

"I met her right over here, on the opera lovers' forum." [Giggle.] "The OPERA LOVERS' FORUM?" [Hilarity and cheers with a dash of scorn.]

+5

I love the added in canned laughter

+11

Pillowy mounds.

wow i would not expect this from keaton

ATE!

so this is your performer?

+2

I rather enjoyed this.

Am I late?

LAUGH TRACK FOR THE WIN!

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I like what you did with the laugh track

+3

Pillowy MOUNDS of mashed POEtateOES

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This is keaton's best site ever.

+6

I like how a laugh track was added

Wutahek izis?

+3

ohmah gawd!

+1

nice

I like 'tatoes.

I loved the audience laughs in there and Carlton's face on the kid.

+3

I love how you gave every line a laugh track.

+6

His turkey is the Internet

+1

think i poop'd alittle

+1

oh my god. you must be potatoes.

+10

I was in tears of laughter after this line

+6

OMFG IM LAUGHING SO HARD AND I HAV NO IDEA WHY

+2

I laughed more than the canned laugh track........ LOL CANNED POTATOES AMIRITE??

+2

"is uncle phil in?" "grandpa?" haha makes no sense

+5

the person talking was his nephews son....that works, right?

+3

Actually it was Carlton so it would be his son.

Pillowiowowwoy moooooooouNDS of MARSHED PARTAOTORES!

-2

Thats GREAT!!!

+1

And you must be .... po tate oes.

+8

"OH MY GOD.. you must be POTATOES"

+7

I hate to admit it, but this made me laugh, hard.

+2

ATE

6

+2

+2

+5

= ate

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lol, a perfect match.

the title alone had me dying laughing

Uncle Phil is Pimp'n

THERE'S A BULL IN THE TURKEY!!!

A. Ma. Zing. Words can't explain how amazing this is, which is why I had to break it up. Laugh Track makes it even more incredible.

You must be poetaytoes

F*ggy short Potatoes FTW!!

BULL

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P0747035 P0747035 P0747035 P0747035 P0747035 P0747035 P0747035 P0747035 P0747035 P0747035 P0747035 P0747035 P0747035 P0747035

I couldn't stop laughing at this, well done man.

In case some of you were wondering what happens after this site concludes, allow me to fill you in: Mashed Potatoes gets her face eaten away. The turkey gets devoured, and they both get turned into poop by the n*gg*r family that massacred them. The end.

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Wait, I lied. THere's moar! Uncle Phil wasn't satisfied with the mashed bo-day-toes and the turkey, and so he began to eat every last scrap of food in the house, but that wasn't enough either. He then resorted to cannibalism after his family refused to go to the grocery store for him. The circle is now complete.

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this was really f*cking funny, especially the laugh track

+1

Woooooooooooooooooooooooow

+1

This is retarded.

This is retarded.

pillowy mounds of mashed po5oes

+1

UNIVERSE TIER

+1

keaton i luv u

+1

This is the first time in history where a laugh track actually made something more enjoyable.

+1

holy sh*t 5

lol WTF!

Another Keaton classic.

win

I always knew that Keaton was the best Batman.

-1 for lack of "po-ta-to lovers forum"

+4

Agreed.

+2

lol

pillowy mounds

I love how you mixed the laugh track in there.

retarded but still funny ftw

+1

I feel like this site's amazingness will cause ytmnd historians to say that the uncle philTMND fad peaked early. "You must be potatoes" is worth a five alone. :^)

+2

this is actually a sneak peak of the fresh prince reunion special

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

-8

Heh, that would be nice a reunion special of Fresh Prince. "Uh oh, we can't get Will Smith, he's too busy getting a million a week making crap!" "Cancelled"...

-2

Nice!

Oh noes!

MASTERPIECE!!!

+1

Pillowy mounds of mashed po-ta-toes.

+1

you killed me

+1

good.

+1

potato lovers forum?!

+1

TINY ONIONS FLOATING IN A SEA OF CREAM SAUCE

+1

dreadful, truly dreadful.

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LOL, Carlton is short.

+1

Nice job getting the music to play uninterrupted through your phil edits

+1

fune

+1

Oh my god...you must be potatoes

+1

He'll be eatin' out of that bowl later, y'know wut I'm sayin'?

+1

This is the second YTMND to knock me to the floor with laughter in a row.

+1

5'd for Mashed-pot-eight-oes

+1

This is the first YTMND in a while that I have rewatched. I laugh every time.

+1

lolol

+1

damn this was funny, take your pillowy mounds of earned 5 potatoes.

+1

best...spoof...ever

+1

Haw!

+1

I just sh*t my pants

+1

We should drill in ANWR

+1

BULL

+1

Is...Uncle phil... in? Oh maw gawd. You must be Poetaytoes!