+7

SCREENSHOT OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

+25

Next time rape her for a 5

+32

needs more NEDM

+15

Whats gonna happen when you have sex for the first time 15 years from now? You gonna buy a billboard with your story on it in downtown New York?

+15

You're a girl, right?

+12

FAT CHICKS DONT COUNT

+14

IT IS EPIC

-1

enjoy the blue balls? bet you had to fap till the sun came up and still were walking funny.

+1

OMG, you're the luckiest 30 year-old ever! Score!

+21

How dare you abuse your status as featured user. I closed keaton's SoS remix to watch this. Seriously, I was expecting an extinct bird or something.

+1

HERE COMES THE PUNCH LINE!!! ANY SECOND NOW!!!

+9

chronster: you sir, are a genius.

+1

OMG I TOUCHED A BOOB HEY GUYS I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE

+35

lol let me reply to this comment so mine is higher up

+5

No, you're still a virgin... You're just a virgin who's touched someone's boobs now.

-9

Hey that guy hit two doubles. That's almost as good as a home run.

+6

Mooshu: DOT'S DER JOKE

+3

pharaohmobius: I realize that, my comment was directed at the ytmnd's creator, not yourself.

it's been a few years since i last read this f*ggy story. but in ytmnd form it's much more exciting

+6

I can't believe I watched that whole f*cking thing, hoping there'd be a photo or something. Thanks for wasting my time, f*g.

+6

Breaking news! Touching boobs now = F*G!

This brings back mammaries.. err memories....

+15

http://breast.ytmnd.com/

+9

LAWL

+4

win

+3

Agreed.

+2

rofl

Siblings can be best friends.

+21

All that reading and no punchline? Pfft!

+5

The only way to know if she's your flesh tuxedo, is to ask to sink her with your pink torpedo...

+7

wow, that takes me back a long way. it gets better from touching them.

+1

too long, no read

-6

... because YTMNDers are well- known for making good use of valuable time. *rolls eyes*

+8

Yeah, like spending eight and a half hours superimposing a Mario sprite into a Planet Earth video.

+12

I only spent 2 hours on it. BTW This site is gay. -4 for not getting a blow job, you loser.

+1

You ONLY spent two hours? Well, that makes you a winner and a loser.

+2

Yeah, I worked on it while I cooked and ate. Don't get mad at me because you're a talentless hack who has to resort to the sour grapes bit to convince yourself that taking time out to make a good YTMND is not worth it. Well, that's ok I guess. The less time you spend on YTMND the more time you get to spend sucking sh*tlogs out of your boyfriends *ssh*le. Oh wait, you spend plenty of time on YTMND based on your nearly 6,000 1's. Yeah, and I'M the loser? LOL! Go back to giving your mom a blow job.

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http://lolrage.ytmnd.com

+1

Can't tell why this is being downvoted, it's well made and it syncs to the music, in an odd way. Gratz on yer titties.

-3

Dumbest f*cking post ever, go jump off a bridge and do humanity a favor kthxbye.

+5

pee in her butt?

+9

no, you poop from butt to butt, back and forth... forever

+8

Yeah, lets see some pics here!

*FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP**FAP**FAP**FAP**FAP*

i was going to one this because of how pathetic this is. but the fact that you got this excited over touching a pair of boobs made me feel so much better about myself. thank you.

+3

lol, virgin

+4

Should have NEDMed it

seriously though, she wants your dick in her.

+5

She wants to maul you with her engorged gonads.

haha, awesome

old school

Towards the end it got really creepy, where you become possessive and jealous and stalker-y. Get ahold of yourself, man, before I have to e-slap you out of it!

+5 for boobs, -4 for no punchline. Just bang next time.

Good work. Next, blowjob. I suggest renting "reign over me." By the way, this YTMND sucked. Put it on your blog or facebook or myspace.

I was laughing, and I was entertained by the YTMND. Yep, thats 2.

+2

OH MY GOD! You won't believe this! My friend let me touch his PENIS!

+10

are you a girl?

+1

She is a tease and will give you blue balls until your c*ck falls off. Guaranteed. She likes seeing you squirm lol. Been there.

Are you saying you have no c*ck?

+16

kakakaka

I actually thought there was gonna' be a punchline like it turned out to be the birds called boobies or something

-4

You've touched a girl?! ...Are they soft? I've heard they're soft.

+1

"...and it feels like... a bag of sand..."

+3

Congratulations, you're probably not gay!

+5

My name is also Sarah, and if I knew you were that desperate I'd probably let you feel me up too.

-5

God you are a 1337 f*g.

+3

...you sound like a twelve year old

+2

I signed up for an account just to say "You are gay", No one cares, no one is happy for you, no one wants to here about you ruining your friendship with some girl because you want to use her for sick pleasure. I feel as if all the evil rapists in the world should come to your house (as long as your mom isn't home of course) and repeatedly victimize all the holes in your body, and the new ones that the first set of rapists create.

+4

wow, what a f*g lol

+3

hes never felt boobs

+2

roflmao

+2

Let's play Guess Who Needs To Get Laid. YOU WIN!

+2

This made me laugh.

I imagine most people are going to either not believe you or call you names. The fact that you sat down and took the time to make a ytmnd about it leaves no doubt in my mind that you are telling the truth. However, would she have wanted you to post this? Such an intimate moment should be kept secret, don't you think?

-4

I don't anything that started out with "Hey! Want to touch my boobs" would really qualify as an intimate moment.

+6

Boobies are great, mad grats kid, and good luck for the future

-2

That's it? Meh.

WTF! i watched all of it.. not even ONE GOD DAMN NEDM!! you *ssh*le.. thanks for your teenage rant, you've ruined my day.

+1

his exact thoughts : "OMG THE GUYS ON YTMND ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS"

+9

Sad but true.

+1

Great song, though.

+2

Isn't this from a Newgrounds BBS thread?

I thought aw poor kid he never had a mommy, then he says his mom slammed the car door and I figured out he's just retarded.

+2

thank you for wasting 5 minutes of my life

+2

thus is why it is an effective ytmnd

+2

The above two comments are a fantastic explanation of YTMND.

+4

lol pity touch. That sucks. But now that you know dont boobs feel like.. like a bag of sand?

+2

That story was gay and you are gay for telling it.

+2

Dear diar-I mean Ytmnd.

+2

OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS.OH MY GOD. BOOBS. Thank you. That was just creepy enough. Ima go throw up now. *FAP*

-3

Get you some, player.

-2

This is the story of how I got a rimjob for the first time.

+2

+4

Unless you're a woman touching another woman's breast for the first time, then I don't care.

+4

You wish.

nobody cares about your life story

You're f*cking awful at life but hey i feel better about myself now

yes, boobs are nice.

funny, but.. wtf??? creepy

i think i'm way too old to be wasting time on this site

+1

You made a boring story even worse with your awful story telling.

way too long, didnt read

+5 for great story -1 for possibly being untrue/taken from somewhere.

-2

Be a man and take that sh*t. NO IS THE NEW YES !!!!

compelling story

I can't believe I sat through the whole thing. I want that time back! I could have been in bed touching my fiancee's boobies!

+2

BOOBIES! ^_^

-2

Why are you a pink? Your terrible, this was crap. No one cares about your life you stupid nig.

omfg r u serious? 1. you're too young to be on this site for it not to be pathetic, 2. you just ruined that friendship, I guarentee it

tell us more o wise 20 year old

Insightful criticism from "DrWario87"

+1

lol you didnt even get in her shirt. come back when there are nipples.

ya.........boobs are pretty awesome

Hmmm..... strange, I too think boobs are great, but rather than spending my time writing a story about it, I had sex.

+2

i don't believe you

+1

and then you found $20?

+2

tl;dr

+1

heartwarming

lame. needed to be a bel air'd or NEDM

+2

Your name better not be Cody. lol....

what are you like 13? how nice can her boobs be at 13? you could at least gotten a blow job or something. heres my advice, stick it in her bum!

-1

Great Story! Tell some more!

-3

Lol, It's a great feeling when you do it for the first time. But seriously, get laid, then tell us the story and/or give pictures :D

-1

welcome to the club, Eva... the "big penis" club...

-1

it would be better if you talked about how you went to jamaica and met PACARD and had an EPIC time bobsledding

+8

oh wait that didnt happened to you but it happens to me EVERY DAY

+2

It happens to me EVRY MILLISECOND

I got a chubby reading this.

-2

That sounds so f*cking awsome.

my god. go outside and do somthing... maybe play a boardgame at a friends house. idk, go feel up your girlfriend some more. just leave YTMND out of it, please. 2 for effort. -3 for bringing the wrath of ytmndjebus.

+2

HEART WARMING

Dude, you expressed that well. Can you send me the song as a good quality music file?

tits or gtfo...

-1

Hurrah! I love a good storyteller.

All reading + no funny = 1 star

Old.

*pant pant pant pant* I don't know... how much longer... I can... hold this..... *drops finger on 1 star* *Skynet explodes*

+1

Poor Miles Dyson, he died for no reason. Judgment Day was inevitable. But, at least, he didn't die FIRST like all the other black sidekicks (even the black robots: poor Ironhide). Oh, and 3, because while this is a real story (I think, especially because all it ended with was frustration) with resonance, the format steals liberally from Adult Swim inserts, and could been more interesting. Hell, I'd have at least laughed if you used "Heart Will Go On" or something sappy.

Seriously, but also, POLYMONOCHLORIC!

WOW! You are one pathetic loser!

let us know when you touch a vagina

eipic XD

so you touched boobs and felt you should make a ytmnd about it? my first time was when i was less then a year old...

YOUR THE MAN NOW DOG!

ok, so you touched her boobs. but do you think you can do matlab?

+3

Do you think you can touch her Matlab?

matlab

Cute.

If the downvoters get you down, take heart in the fact that you have touched exactly 2 more bewbs than any of them have. Also, enjoy having your mind f*cked with for the rest of your life, now that this girl knows she has power over you.

+1

Pics or it didn't happen... 3'd for now...

yea seriously, most of you commenters have never even touched a girl in the shoulder, you are all sit-at-home-on-the-net virgins... LIKE ME!

What do you want from us? Advice? I'm afraid I can't give you any, comrade, you seem to have the whole situation under control. That "thank you" at the end, was most polite, your gentlemanlyness is an inspiration

+1

-1 for lack of the obvious: why didn't u go under the shirt, start mkaing out with her and suckle on those? She clearly wants u - I mean wtf. With all the ambiguous female signals you'll have to decipher later in life (I assume you're pretty young), this will probably be the clearest expression of a woman's intentions for you - EVER.

+1

Women always hint at what they mean by what in psychology is referred to as "inhibited speak." For example, when a bum asks "do you have any change" what he really means is "give me all your money." When a woman says "touch my breasts" she means "put your penis in my *ssh*le." In fact, ANY time a woman talks to you, she means she wants to have sex with you. Feel free to take advantage of this in your next conversation with someone.

wow this is bad...

fail

tits or gtfo

Well done, my friend. You have taken your first step into a much larger world.

-3

Makes me remember what it was like the first time I touched boobs. But yeah the end needs a picture at the very least. Crop out her face and just show the rack.

awww

rape gets you a 5

neat story ass-hat.

I think what made this funny was the music. Possibly the cheesy commentary. Either way...

oh sure but when i ask teenage girls if they want to touch my dick i have to register as a sex offender for the next 20 years

i made stickys to this story like 3 times. you should write for adult story websites or something no jokr

what a sad story.

what are you? a 30 year old loner in a high rise apartment somewhere, probably with a cat, no girlfriend and a deadend job? at least i waste my time wisely, on facebook and ytmnd when im supposed to be writing papers and sh*t at college

-3