eeeww.....man flesh! lol

+19

...that is why you have cum, is it not?

+14

5 for LOTR homoerotica hilarity. FAV'D FOR DEPECHE MODE.

+5

The fact that the guy who plays Gandalf is gay in real life is also quite a chuckle.

+4

He likes to wield his staff, if you know what I mean.

+5

But when he doesn't take his blue pills, Gandalf says "Saruman, your staff is broken!"

+8

And what a tall tower Saurman has!

+4

NONE SHALL PASS!!!!

-5

Oh great here I go again: "For that is why you have cum, is it not?"

+3

The Two Towers.

+5

In the second and third movies, Gandalf has a white staff.

+1

This one is just his wood staff, if you know what I mean.

Gandalf The Gay

+8

a wizard cums pricely as he means to! he is never late nor early lloll,

+5

you have chosen the PATH OF PAIN!

I lol'd, where the f*ck did you get the inspiration for this

+21

Exactly what went thought my mind. Lmfao, man flesh.

+4

You will taste goof juice!

+6

mandick

+3

Ill tell you where! Clerks 2! they mentioned lord of the rings gayness in it.

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f*ck clerks 2.

+1

Man flesh scores a 5.

+11

Yeah I eat man flesh. I eat that sh*t for breakfast, lunch and dinner. F*CKIN MAN FLESH!!! WHERE'S THE GODDAMN MAN FLESH!! MOM!!! I TOLD YOU TO GET ME SOME GODDAMN MAN FLESH!!!

+6

Gandalf is getting it in the butt.

+7

What what?

+5

And tasting man flesh

+5

excellent work

MAN FLESH!! TASTY

+8

v-gay-v D:

+5

^agreed^ :D

+5

YOU GON GET RAPED

+16

SARUMAN GON "GIVE IT" TO YA

bwahahaa

This has to be the most epic homosexual encounter ever! GG Indeed

+3

After seeing this, Peter Jackson threw himself over a New Zealand cliff, his gayest fears realized.

+12

"Frodo is gay", Jay said. The LOTR fan responded, "They aren't gay! They're hobbits!"

clerks 2 was a gay movie, and you're gay too, f*g.

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Randal said that, I think at that point Jay was outside doing the Goodbye Horses dance

I agree, clerks 2 was awful

+6

5'd for manflesh

+4

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You do a guy one time, and you get labeled for life.

+5

"...I am Saruman of Many Colors!" "Oh. I liked White better." Great catch.

+10

Exactly! Glad you caught the reference.

+7

lolololo

+1

Grumpy Old Men.

Bet he knows nothing about belt sanders.

+2

gaytmnd?

Oh so good

awsum old dude s&m

hahaha, oh wow

Oh...jesus...

Doesn't go as far as we'd want it to (or don't want it to) imho

All right, the doors are locked, now Polish my staff!

+3

OH WOW

There is only one door left.... the back door!

+20

...Aw...

5 for "YOU WILL TASTE MAN FLESH!"

+2

Dear god Lawl

But I poop from there...

+1

Not when you taste man flesh you don't.

"YOU WILL TASTE MAN-FLESH!!!!111111!"

5'd for man-flesh

SaruMAN flesh. So...right. SO wrong.

+1

F*cking awesome, great work here.

+1

Gandalf the GAY lawls

+1

5'd for homoeroticism.

oh HELL no.

+1

HOE NOE, WATCH THE CORNHOLE!

Fan Mesh.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

+6

So is "Strangelove" about being gay?

Will you take the pain I will give to you again and again, and will you return it?

I can barely understand the lyrics, but thanks for answering my question.

Haha, reference noted.

You have have S AND M unless you return it, otherwise its just S OR M

Oh Mygod.

I guess all wizards are following Dumbledore's lead. MAN FLESH!

+3

LOL!!! Sex with men.

+2

God, you f*ggots actually find this enjoyable?

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actually they do. That's kinda the point of being gay

f*cking f*ggots and their f*ggotry, God f*ggots

+1

Sir Ian would likely enjoy this immensely.

+2

Not bad, but then again, not really great either.

Best sexually out of place YTMND since this one. http://hanksstroking.ytmnd.com/

Cheers, mate.

"A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely whe-- oh crap."

+7

Win

+1

sex with men

-5

this is great, I love it!

Very good.

1

-5

alright, I have an excellent suggestion! Add the part "We must join with him, Gandalf", and edit out "with him" That'd be great!

5'd for the Description alone, an yes the site was good too XD

This needs a sequel, nay Trilogy!

+1

Thank you for making an already awkward line so so so much awkward.

Man flesh made me laugh. It also made me cry, but I don't want to talk about that.

MY GOD... SINCE WHEN SARUMON THE WISE ABONDANED REASON FOR MADNESS??????? (madness? :) THIS IS MANFLESH!)

-2

Fabulous!!!

YOU WILL TASTE MAN FLESH! = 5

Wow for being in his 80's he is pretty buff.

Hahaha damn that was a good one. He just says manflesh and you turn this into something totaly ghey and s&m. What goes around in your mind? Faved!

thankyou for a godlike ytmnd -5-(-10)/5 !!! :D

Christopher Lee and Depeche Mode = 5 & fav'd!

I love this. I haven't laughed this hard at a ytmnd in a long time. Thanks, benjaphar. You will taste man flesh.

logged in to vote 5 and fav. utter win

man flesh lawl

Nice choice with the hat.

YOU WILL TASTE MANFLASH!!!!!!!

sexy and two old men....no

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YOu will taste man flesh!!!!! - oh god im still laughing XD