the toy for kids with no friends

+33

yuppers

+4

how does it feel to win so hard?

+1

magic teleporting hat

+13

you should make a POP noise when his hat reappears

+3

and lonely grown-ups.

+1

My buddy may cause death.

+2

The ding making the hat pop back on at the loop pushed this site over the top.

+11

LOL... DING!: *Hat mysteriously Appears on Head*

+6

That's the hatcrowave. Ding hat is done.

+4

ding!

+1

i called my weiner "my buddy" when i was 'lil

+3

at least my mom thinks im cool

-1

my mom was beutiful, like.... pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes

+2

What? My buddy doesn't count as my friend?

Back in Nam.......

were you in nam?

yeah i was in nam

im still in nam

+13

I'm goin to nam

+2

Nam is in me

+2

nam sayin?

+2

You're the Nam Won, Dog..

+7

peanut butter and nam sandwich?

-5

sh*t that's not as random as I thought it'd be, f*ck you jam for being like jelly and being one letter off of nam and ruining my combo breaker

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koentmnd: namlab?

+1

Nam smells like victory.

+2

Back in Nambla.......

+3

MAI BUDDI AT 00:05

+5

BACK IN NAM WE HAD TO DO 500,000 PUSH PUPS A DAY, AND WE HAD TO BEAT HALO 3 1,000,000 TIMES IN A SINGLE SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

AND WE HAD TO MOW EVER SING F*CKING LAWN WITH IN A 800,000,000,000,000 MILE RADIUS OF NEVEDA WITHIN 5 SECONDS, AND WE HAD TO VOAT 5 ON EVERY SITE ON YTMND EVERY SECOND

-4

In Soviet Russia, Nam goes to YOU!!!

+1

No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Were you in nam? IM ENA FAEC

super win!

dear diary moment!

Kid sister kid sister kid SISTER! Kid Sister and MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

+10

80's clothes included

+4

No State for Kid Sister (ptkfgs)

+1

That happened to me in 'Nam in real life.

+1

the day is yours

hardcore remember rthat commercia llol

-1

A good movie... Made even better.

+1

it's Fargo in Texas

+1

It's the Big Lebowski with guns

+1

The man who wasn't there but there.

+3

It's sex, but with men

+7

It's Blood Simple, but without the adultery and the guy getting kicked in the nuts and later being buried alive.

It's O Brother Where Art Thou with a guy that kills everybody

+1

It's Smokin' Aces, with less plot.

It's the Ladykillers, but with critical and commercial acclaim.

It's Ladyhawke without the forbidden love

It's Some Movie without the characteristics that distinguish it from this movie.

+2

It's The Hudsucker Proxy, with Charles Durning doing a saucy dance on the table instead of running off of it and jumping out the window.

LLEWELLYN

+3

WHEREVER I GO, HEEEE GOOUUUS

+10

^^^ LMFAO

HAHA

Posting in a legendary ytmnd.

+4

you hit the big time!

+1

YHTBT

lo lo lo

5'd for reappearing hat

+15

TRULY AMAZING!!!

+3

while it was loading, i thought "if this has that doll from the 80s in it, i'm gonna give this guy a 5 and a fav". Here you go, I made it myself.

+1

saw this last night, we need more NCFOM ytmnd's

we most certainly need more no country for old men sites

EPIC

+1

im going to make a blatant rip off of this asap.

better then most of the sh*t on the up and coming

-4

Look, I need to know what I stand to win.

I was just thinking... It would be kind of funny to have a "ding" noise at the end so when his hat magically appears back on his head its because of magic.

+7

Use one in the beginning that's very subtle, like an elevator ding, so you wouldn't notice it until the loop

+10

Hmmm, very interesting. I'll look into it.

+1

Couldn't resist, i made the edit, check it out: yoursh*tiscreepingupmyleg.ytmnd.com

dont forget the * in the url

DINGED!

+7

Woody Harrelson IS magic

chronster proved himself a genius here, I think.

+2

AndySavage, too.

+1

That makes this even more awesome.

The ding earns you a fav

+2

very enjoyable

Needs more suppressed shotgun.

+1

What does that make me? Your Buddy?

Those dolls used to remind me of Chucky from Child's Play, and I used to have one when I was a kid, so I took it outside one day and set it on fire. :|

+2

needs more dead dogs

+2

lol, irreverent reference + headpasting = tried and true ytmnd success formula (no joke necessary)

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minus the f*ck out of these comments

+3

how is it irreverent?

-1

I dont think that word means what you think it means

+5

irreverent, irrelevant...I generally don't exert much articulative effort when browsing ytmnd.

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^That doesn't bode well for you.

+1

No you articulated correctly, assuming you said it out loud. I think what people here are saying is, "You are using $3 college words, and using them wrong."

+1

how could you vote this a two? kill yourself

-2

using words like articulative to show how much you dont articulate = hypocritic fail. also 5 for dinging hat.

-2

I'm probably pretty stupid because I accidentally used a word incorrectly. I must have horrible taste because I don't like something you like. I'm probably so dumb that words like "articulative" could in no way be an easily accessible part of my personal lexicon. Enjoy your assumptions. P.S. mrnoodle, look up "articulate" in a dictionary, it encompasses much more than the simple act of speaking.

-3

As to why I don't like this site...I personally don't feel there's much coherence to the material. It's simply two things we all know about smashed together for the sake of smashing them together...like a pickle and ice cream sandwich...great by themselves, not so much when combined. I don't see much humor. I certainly don't see a joke. Feel free to hate me for my opinion. I'm gonna go make a sandwich.

-4

Well for me it's the sheer aesthetic goofiness of the commercial characters with the replaced heads, plus the idea that the character from this super-serious movie is imagining all this, bringing him even to chuckle to himself

+1

If you aren't doing wrong then why get so defensive? Your defensiveness stretches two comments I didn't even bother to read.

How can you claim my comments are defensive yet also claim not to have read them? lmao...maybe they were both one big apology. But...you know...go on with your bad self Omni, actin' all cool on the internet. P.S. It's not a matter of right and wrong, it's a matter of opinion. People are on my case because they disagree with my opinion, (vote), and that's fine. I just thought I'd clarify my position. I've had my fun here. Peace.

-2

just christ evilregal if you're going to be stupid at least be stupid and quiet

That was too good!

4.6? Pretty much.

call it friend-o....

+1

I was going to mention the magic hat, but everyone else did.

+2

so what does this make him, the ultimate badass?

+1

How this is not a solid 5.0 is beyond me.

+1

Cute.

aw, now that's aggravatin'! but i liked it

my buddy

wow

Yay!

oh for heaven's sake this is outstanding

+2

thats amazing

I liked how you had the psychopathic killer in one of the scenes. Overrated movie, though.

-3

But they are buddies. What would you call it if you played in a clubhouse together and rode radio flyers down the hill with one another?

Genius.

lol 20 year-old reference

I had a friend who had a My Buddy when I was young but hated going over to his house because my parents felt it was ok for a 5 year old to watch Child's Play. I still hate dolls.

+3

meh heh

goddamn this made me bout pee myself

awesome

Lol @ nineties toy commercials.

I LOL'd so long and hard

so f*cking funny. clad to see chigurh made it in there as well!

Oh dear god. It WAS what I thought it was going to be.

+1

I was in nam... I had this buddy who could run like the wind. We used to call him "Jimmy two legs". Well, one day jimmy two legs stepped on a landmine so now we just call him "Jimmy".

+2

I really enjoyed this one

That jingle haunts me to this very day.

That's the hatcrowave. Ding hat is done.

+3

5 for No Country for Old Men.

5 for No Sex With Old Men.

I had a My Buddy!

I don't think it could have been made any better.

Nice job with the little bell at the end...

this is a 4, but the ding makes 5

The 'ding' when the hat reappears is a nice touch.

KLOLOL

my brother still has his buddy...

OMFG! You WIN! Funniest sh*t I've seen since 2008

i really like the dinging noise when it starts over and his hat pops back on, i dont think you did it on purpose but i liked it. +2 for that

-2

Actually, I DID do it on purpose! Thanks to a suggestion from chronster and AndySavage.(Scroll up a bit)

+1

"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."

+1

Gotta love that head pasting...

-8

Gotta love your non-understandable f*ggotry when it comes to making a funny site

+2

Thanks to this site you are now my buddy.

If we had sent my buddy to nam, we'd have won.

+1

the "ping " did it

f*ckin A+

"Call it."

omg LMAO!

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

+1

this is where Bupo died

that literally made me laugh out loud... something very hard to do.. 5

Awesome!

What is the most you ever lost on a coin toss?

+1

GOOD F*CKING MOVIE

The inclusion of Chigurh as the second kid made me laugh out loud. Wherever I go, he seems to go, too...

+2

I'd successfully forgotten that jingle. Thanks, a-hole.

+1

5 for No country

*ding* for getting his hat back on is AWESOME

+1

the "Yeah" at the end made this 10x better

+2

5'd for greatest movie ever.

lawl

ding

Holy sh*t.

F*ckin' a

damn, how'd you get such a high quality video of this movie so soon? ...humor-wise, i'll 4 it.

-1

sarcasm?

LOL!

I liked the part where Chirgurh was coming out of the clubhouse with them. Great edits! Truly a 5 star ytmnd

full of win

Better than EVERY featured user site. Down with featured users!

I can't '5' this hard enough. The joke is already worth a 5, but the DING promotes it to fav'd!

my buddy, i havent heard of that thing in years

The "Ding" sealed the deal.

I think I like this YTMND more than I like that movie. And thats my favorite movie of all time.

That was awesome. And that movie was so damn confusing, but a good one.

I lol'd

I had a Buddy doll. My brother and I were pretty violent towards it.

That dig at the end to put his hat back on to start the loop over was great.

haha the ding at the end when his hat pops back on makes this win nice loop

Perfect

"I'm sorry" *HAT-PING* Best bit.

I thought this was stupid, but then soon realized I was mistaken and that it was actually brilliant

Actually, it is pretty stupid.

Needs more friendo.

I rewatched No Country for Old Men on DVD and this is now officially the funniest thing ever.

The ding when the hat came back on literally made me pee my pants

OMG I love the little ding for when his hat reappears. AWESOME

WTF How do I not remember this? I remember all the old commercials from back in the day, especially when they're used on this site. I bet it was in the late 80's or really early 90's, as I was too young to remember then.

LOLOLOLOLOL frickin incredible

Win

would you hold still...please?

*Ding*

HOF material

I just pissed my pants. Thank you for making this.

money in the bank, shorty what you drank