Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three. Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. We'll begin with a spin, traveling in the world of my creation. What we'll see will defy explanation. If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. Want to change the world, there's nothing to it. There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free, if you truly wishto be

+23

5'd and fav'd

+1

"Ahh, what do you know, Skeet-face?"

+17

There's a bomb... in the LASAGNA??

+16

Big deal. I have a teacher named assbarbarian.

+32

in b4 chris hansen

+5

Rogers and Skeeters did 9/11

-4

If you listen closely you can hear someone fapping at the end of every 2nd "Mr. Buttsavage?"

+6

^HAHA doug's got wood

He wants to put it in someones buttsavage.

more like buttsavage

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I GUESS I MISSED THE JOKE

+75

hehehehehehehhehehhehehe

-1

ITS OK JOHNJEFFERSON I MISSED IT AS WELL!

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hey skeeter, i just got SKEETED ON!

hahahaaa

What do you know, Skeetface?

-1

Mr. Butt Sandwich I presume? No, No Mr. Butt Sandwhich! I'm not that kind of guy!

+1

awesom dude

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Lol, Bone and Buttsavitch.

+1

Holy Crap I saw this show as a kid but I never thought back years later to see that LOL XD

years ago? like 4 years?

-1

No, like 16 years. Around 1993/1994. When Doug was first made.

Doug is about to get RickRoll'd

+22

the more i listen to the music the more it sounds like some kind of fantasy porno

+2

5/5

(Snickers) Buttsavitch....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XDDD 5 for Doug.

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i didnt see any snickers bars in that cartoon

+2

IIRC, it was Roger in his chair.

+9

and he was scared to graduate.

+6

and HE DID. TMYK.

+5

Roger was supposed to be a Sophomore in high school, but because he was afraid to graduate, he kept repeating the sixth grade........Nickelodeon was big on stupid people. First Roger, then Harold from Hey Arnold was thirteen, but in the fourth grade, what the f*ck?

+9

High School Aged People Playing Kid Roles. How Sad. LOL

+1

The first time he says "Mr. Buttsavitch", he was unsure...the second time he says the name, he seems anxious wishing it is Mr. Buttsavitch sitting on that office chair...we are seeing the personal growth of Doug...a homosexual Doug wishing for anal sex.

+60

best comment ever ^^

+8

^^Second best comment ever.

+9

Third best comment ever. ^^

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not a remarkable comment at all ^

+17

vv a useless troll comment about having intercourse with the male gender. vv

+4

>A useless troll who enjoys having sex with the male C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!<

+5

^^vv<<vv<<<>>>vv for god mode

+9

^^ god

+1

^_^

Also my lowest comment ever up there...

+1

HAY THANX FOR THE +

+2

He *does* sound wistfully hopeful, I'll grant you that. :o)

i was expecting Brian Peppers

+2

werent we all

Doug ftw

lol butt is in his name

+2

There's a bomb in the lasagna?!

+10

I need more allowance.

+2

OHHHHHH MY WRITER'S BLOCK!

+3

BANGIN' ON A TRASHCAN.

+1

DRUMMING ON A STREET LIGHT!

+1

PLAYIN' ON MY BANJO!

+1

ONE LITTLE VOICE IS CALLING ME CALLING ME, ONE LITTLE VOICE IS CALLING ME.

+2

BIG! THINK BIG THINK BIIG! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG big? B I G!

butt-erflies

doug is gunna get his butt savaged

+8

Doug Funnie

thanks for the hilarious memories

+1

LOLSTALGIA

+8

Picture. Sound. Text. A singular focus. Not a f*ggy short film.

+13

i find it funny that back in the day when I watched that episode, I was too young to understand what a butt savage was, and now it's like the funniest sh*t.

+5

HAHAHA!!! I remember Mr. Buttsavitch....

buttsavage lol!

DOUG! GET OUT! NOW!

+2

Missed her, but savage.

+2

Where are the farts?

+2

The twinkling fantasy tune that plays in the background kills me.

+10

yep

i think it's a lyre

+1

im pretty savage to Ariels butt

+11

zoink

Daphne too.

+1

WHAAAAAAAAAT

In case you were wondering. This is from Nickelodeon's Series Finale.

+2

Lucky for Doug, Mr. B also serves as headmaster.

+1

XD Only later do we realize how demented those cartoons were.

+1

this is quality.

butt sandwitch

Cant believe this was never made before

I remember this episode... he spends the whole time looking for the principal.... and during his quest Mr. Buttsavitch is addressing the other students.... p0wned

The vice principle was Mr.Bone.

+10

Good God you just made me realize how sick that entire show was.

+7

yeah between Mr. Bone and Mr. Buttsavage and Patty "i'm gonna blow Mayonnaise all over your face" and Skeeter.. it makes you wonder

+9

Buttsavitch

He sure was going to savage Doug's butt.

+2

i love the description of the sound

Someone is going to get raped.

Along with Mr.Bone(r)

lol butt

Mr. Buttsavage? I give it 5

-2

When the chair finally turned, Roger had this huge sh*t-eating grin on his face as if he was finally glad to be alone with Doug.

-5

What exactly does a sh*t eating grin look like?

+7

It's the same look you get just before you devour a gigantic chocolate sundae

+3

What does a sh*t-eating grin look like? What the f*ck are you? Eight? Nine years old? Watch the f*cking episode and shut up.

-4

copious use of profanity makes me feel mature, F*CKF*CKF*CKSH*TSH*TSH*T

HAHAHAHAHAHA Yes, this is fantastic

lol buttsavitch

Perfection

I'd kill myself too if my name was... BUTTSAVITCH!

-1

Dad. I heard he killed himself.

+1

DOUGLAS DOUGLAS DOUGLAS.

+5

*f*cking CLOCKS him*

+4

The only reason I'm not giving this a five is because MurdarMachene would have made an even better site with this material.

+3

Gotta love them rising wind chimes. Made the moment that much more magically disappointing.

+1

Somehow, it's begging for the Spanish Inquisition or "WTF?!"

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